WAHAHAHAHAH~
Captain's Ball.
Funny to the core lah.....
If only we played the way we played the last game...
Next Time We Shall Beat Up That Son Of A Gun Who Is Bloody Racist.
Soccer after that...
Haha...
Sick boy in school.
Bad equation.
Initially i wanted to have a power nap yesterday afternoon but i slept 7 hours instead and woke up 1 am in the morning to do work....
1 Am in the morning:
Elias was diligently doing his GP comprehension and took initiatives to fidn out the meaning of difficult words.
Yes. Elias do study.
Happy?
School.... Hmph.....
Miss Phua and Mr Anuar didn't came to school today so we had many many free periods to do our revision.
But the card deck came into my sight.... Awwwww.....
No revision for me....
But played "Cheat" instead.
I declare that i'm a good liar. That's all.
Ting Zhe the worst liar.
After school, Hasbi was getting dirty right under the sun.
He gets so horny that he took out teh lubricant in his back and start jacking off..
"YUCKS!" I exclaimed.
What a horrifying sight to behold!
Okay i lied.... Hahaha....
Hasbi was just getting horny that's all...
Then we talk nonsense in the SAC with Kai Zheng, Xuan Rong and Joseph.
After which, i did econs and went home with Fatty and Pirakash.
YEAH!
My first MC of the year!!
It took me 7 months and 28 days to get one...
LOL....
Bloody Reza! Passed some of his Vaginitis or Pussinitis to me....
Thank Gods im not him... Or else....
I will be one Giant Pussy!
LOL.... Reza you know i love you just like how you said I love you to Gabriel....
Sigh.... What a free day today...
I was studying in the Sac in the morning then suddenly there were ang moh girls in the school!
Hot ones too....
haha...
Yes. I was distracted.
Highlight of the day.
Jasmine was super active at night rather than in the morning.
She really do go clubbing i guess...
hahaha...
LOL!
This has got to be the highlight of the day.
This teacher threw marker outside to the students outside the class to quiten down the noisy atmosphere.
He did that cause' he shouted too many times to them and still they were noisy.
At first, this indian guy picked up to return the marker.
Then, minutes later one ah beng poser came.
Ah beng: My friend said you throw the marker.
Teacher: No. I didn't throw the marker. I rolled it.
Ah beng: You could tell us mah.
Teacher: I did say a couple of time. 2 or times to be exact.
Ah beng: But you could tell us mah.
Teacher: Class did i tell the people outside to keep quiet?
Class: YES!
Ah beng: But you could tell us mah.
Then blah blah blah.
Ah Beng: Forget it. I don't want to talk to you.
Ah beng Walks off..
Teacher: Boy come back here please.
Then i could now hear their conversation.
Damn funny lah this guy trying to act hero in front of everyone.
Happy Birthday Elias!
You're 18 and Legal but still restricted...
Haha~
What a day to celebrate my birthday today...
3 tests....
8km run....
Haha... A weird Birthday!
Thanks people for wishing me birthday wishes and thank god nothing miserable happened to me today....
haha....
Phew~
Class sang for me a Birthday Song in the morning...
Today played soccer with 2s08 and it was bloody disappointing lah.....
We played so long and lost sia....
Actually, we lead the game and somehow nurul made mistakes and they tied with us...
Grrrr.... The last goal they shot was damn beautiful....
Still can't believe we lost....
Why am i saying this?
We played that game after running 8km.....
Grrr.......
Now bloody tired....
Today's a crazy day man!
GP LECTURE 6 till 8pm!?
Everyone when mad, it's like a bunch of chimapanzees let loose in the school...
My mind when blank...
Wei Yun was talking to me and just mumbled to her....
And it's not even english! It's some kind of alien language....
haha...
I was late to school to day and i became a non-virgin for this term.
Lost my punctuality virginity.
Sad.
Furthermore, all the latecomers was scolded by Bernard Tan and had our ez-link cards confiscated.
So school started with a break today and an hour of lecture.
By 11.30am, school ended officially.
Hasbi was being retarded today.
Me and Reza were sittign on a table minding our own business and suddenly Hasbi came jsut to report to us that he was going to take a crap.
It's like what the fuck man!
You want to go shit just go! Don't make us involved in your dirty job.
It's madness!
Another unexplainable event happened not long after. Me, Nurul, Reza and Hasbi had just finished our prayers and were on our way back to school.
Suddenly,
Scenario 1
Nurul: Eh quick there's no car.
He dashed across the midpoint of the road and even climb over the safety railing and ran the other half of the road.
It was mind-boggling.
Scenario 2
We were walking towards the traffic light in front of the school and there was barely any time left for anyone to walk across the road.
Again, Nurul made a dash for it.
We were lost in words. Our jaws was practically wide open.
We had chemistry later on and went home early today.
LOL!
Miss Sally Tan is so gullible!
We always trick her into believing lies that we made and it was hilarious.
Today, we managed to convince her that Gabriel was not in school today.
Gabriel was hiding behind a box left behind from the Haunted House.
At first, Gabriel was just sitting behind the box and though he was clearly visible Miss Tan didn't see him.
Then she started where Gabriel was and we told him her that he was absent. But the tirck almost failed when Nurul suddenly burst out, " Huh!? Gabriel not in school? So where did i get my chewing gum from?" He almost blew it but the funny thing was Miss Tan still believed Gabriel was not in schol and the rest of the class insisted Nurul was lying.
Poor Nurul, must be feeling so dejected back then.
Moments later, Gabriel hid beneath the desk and Kai Zheng Block him by sitting behind the desk.
I bet you people can't imagine the situation due to my poor description so i will illustrate the situation that happened.
Gabriel hides below desk.
Desk was hidden behind a humongous box which could only show the head of some sitting there.
Kai Zheng sat on the chair which was behind the table.
Got it?
It was damn funny how Miss Tan couldn't spot him.
Eventually, Gabriel popped out from the box and shocked Miss Tan.
Later in the afternoon, Me, Leslie and Gabriel were in a dilemma. We couldn't decide whether we should go Consultation or not. In the end, Me and Gabriel Pussied out and went to search for him and, at the same time, hoping we could not find him.
Well, our hopes was brimming light and we really could not find him.
Nonetheless, we tried our best searching him high and low.
Somehow, we decided to role-play and the theme was to show tantrum.
LOL!
We did stupid acts.
- I stomped my feet to the ground in front of a J1 to show my tantrum. Failed Terribly cause' i could not contain my laughter.
Soon, it was physics and it was the most productive night lesson!
Woohoo!
I did 25 questions!
WAHAHAHAHA!
I feel like so slow sia running 2.4km today!
First 3 rounds looks sturdy then SUDDENLY everything goes wrong...
In the end, my timing was little off from my previous timing.
ANd by saying little bit off, i mean a huge difference.....
And i had Gold for my NAPFA....
AND THE WORST THING, FANZHI RUNS FASTER THAN ME NOW!
Nononono..... Let me re-phrase that.
Fanzhi has better stamina than me!
I still run faster than him...
Optimism makes me a HAppy Man!
Hurray for OPTIMISM!
HIP HIP HURRAY!
HIP HIP HURRAY!
HIP HIP HURRAY!
After running 2.4km, then we had to run 9 rounds....
As expected for PE nowadays....
I had the slowest jog ever...
So slow that people breeza walk faster than me!
LOL!
No lah, i still running little bit faster than breeze walking.
When i say little bit, i really meant it here.
I planned to study after school but failed terribly.........
Blame the PSP Fan Zhi has!
LOL!
This is annoying seeing J1 studyign in school while i was playing!
And to make matters worse, prelims is in 5 weeks!
BAh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hmph.........
I should start to bathe and do Ionic Equilibrium now..........
Study comes first now, others need considerations.
YES!
I'M OFFICIALLY DECLARED NORMAL!
I had TMX test and the results turns out to be desirable.
TMX = ThreadMill Exercise.
The test checks if there's any problem with your heart and whatnots.
Well, the whole exercise thing lasted 20 mins and that made me bloody pissed!
WHY?
The journey to MMI building took me 1 hr 20 mins for the journey back and forth.
Blah blah gleah sleahhhh.....................
Today i saw an Ant carryign another Ant as though that it's finding help but to no avail.
One of it was dead.
It's like Romeo & Juliet.
Tragic.
Everybody pretends not to have any money when i proposed to share our money to buy that jelly bean.
Next thing you know, everybody crowds around you to have a piece of it.
That's how Singaporeans are brought up.
Complains, Great Singapore Sales, Kiasu-ism, Follow the leader, Cheap Skate, Queuing lines, Vulagrities and many many many more.
The list goes on and on. And just when it stops, the cycle repeats itself.
It is said when a group of people practices that particular action it slowly passed down to their descendants and eventually it becomes a culture.
Culture defines who we are, so much so, that it reflects our identity.
Oh wait..........
My god.... Why the hell I'm i writing this!?
LOL....
Everybody is addicted to Willy Wonka's Jelly Beans.
I swear to whoever there is that IT IS THE BEST SWEET EVER!
Okay not the best in this universe but the best in SRJC.
One bite and you'll be dragged into the world of narcotic.
It's like a drug but the craving stop when you consume the packet wholly.
What proof do i have you say?
Here are some evidence to satisfy your curiosity:
Gabriel - He pleaded me to open the bag of jelly beans. His emotions changed in an instant. From a happy guy to a grumpy ol' bastard.
Rui Peng - He dislike the taste of Jelly Beans but this one changes his perspective of jelly beans. It's like he has seen the light! He gave excuses that he didn't like but moments later he continue to eat. Also, he made a U-turn from going home just to get some piece of the food.
Eunice - She switched tables just to eat the jelly beans.
Kai Zheng - He secretly takes my jelly beans thinking that i'm oblivious of it.
Reza - He kept begging me for more.
Fadilah - She took some for her friends after eating a few.
See!
I told you!
It's up to you whether to put your trust in me or not. When a new day reaches dawn
I feel it's worth the wait
But I tumble and I fall
When up against my fate
When the barricades come down
I build them up again
When I'm just about to drown
I still don't know the end
Sometimes I tremble
Like a little child
That faces morning
With a broken smile
Sometimes I crumble
When the shades unfurl
Sometimes I feel that
I could rule the world
When the morning comes alive
Release your love brigade
At the end of day it's night
To suck it up with hate
(that faces morning
With a broken smile
Sometimes I crumble
When the shades unfurl
Sometimes I feel that
I could rule the world
I skipped a thousand times today.
Now, it aches.
