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Elias sometimes known as yayas... Dont ask me why.. Haha... A kind soul..
A Serangoonist stuck in an ugly-looking school! fat_moo(at)hotmail(dot)com

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

XD posted at 10:22 PM

THIS IS IT!!!
MY path to temporary freedom!
My last paper for this examinations!
Tomorrow's the day!


Supposedly went to the library with bala, reza, chiak and fatty to study economics.
End up playing loco roco on the psp..
I can still go bowling after that.


I found out that hizam's friend is like traumatised by THAT incident!

Monday, June 25, 2007

XD posted at 10:27 PM

Im so lax about my upcoming exams...
SERIOUSLY!

I have H2 maths and H2 chem tomorrow an i havent even touch my maths...

Talk about courage here.

ARGHHHH!!!!

I want to eat chicken! Fried ones!

Im so screwed if i continue this on.

Need to do somehting about it...

Friday, June 15, 2007

XD posted at 11:07 AM

I'm asking for trouble!
Seriously!
i just covered a few chapters on chemistry and some chapters on maths!
Physics was untouchable!
I cant seem to be nearing it!

This was what happened on 14th June 2007

OCEAN 13 At Marina Square --> Im dont get a thing in that movie cause know what? I didnt even watch its prequels ocean 11 and 12! Why did i even watch the movie? This is what actually happen: i asked hizam what movie we re gonig to watch before going out and he jsut replied 'watching a movie at marina square with amos and vivian."
'Okay' i thought to myself. Mayb we're going catch shrek 3 or fantastic four. BY them time i met him he had book ocean 13.. Gosh...

They also deviced a plan to lure me out early. They decided to meet up at 11.30 at Tampines MRT. Being fashionably late everytime, i came at 11.43. No one familiar to be seen there. I took out my K810i and gave amos a call.. Guess what? They're on a bus ride to he interchange... GRRRRRR~~ I wish i had teleportation or time-stop prowess so that i could beat them and give them swollen faces each as if they're were just langgar-ed by some vegetable lorry!

Again, being a guy with highly immense deal of patience, i just wandered about the area. I walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and, HEY!, bumped to iggietius. Since when he was invited to the gentleman league?? SO i slowed down my pace and suspiciously look at him. At the moment he was about to spurt out word.... I slap him! I punched him, kicked him, stomped him, nailed him down, slammed him on the floor and talked thrash! I vented all my anger on him. To my surprise he just laughed and carried on talking to me as if nothing had happened! I WAS FLABBERGASTED!
"Hey! i beat u up. Crack your skull opened and you still befriend me?"
HE suddenly fell down on his knees and begged for my forgiveness for the wrongdoings in the past. He had Vaginitis and he's becoming one giant pussy soon (God please dont make him read this. If you are.... SMILE! You're on candid blog!). I was brought down to my tears and agreed to accompany him to isetan to meet Babboon (budiman).
I puked out my breakfast when i see him.. He was hideous! Such poor presentation of one self was intolerable. i was, like, covering my face with my hands all the time with Budiman. Budiman - Babboon. Get the idea? So i decided to be a good samaritan and buy him some decent clothes. Why i skipped his description? It's just horrendous.. I dont want to re-live it.

And blah ~ blah~ Blah~ blah~ blah~

We ended up at marina square to catch oceans 13. And vivian is just an easy prey to disturb.. HAHA~ Im MEAN! YES I AM!
Then we ended up with no directions to go to. We just wandered around and out of a sudden we were in bowling alley with the shoes on!

I tried so many stances:
-Around the world
-Super strength
-The throw
-The retarded amos throw
And many more.. couldn't remember.. SAd.

After that went arcade and practically wasting my money there.
Boohoohoo~ I want cry.. Spent so much money...

Saturday, June 09, 2007

XD posted at 8:47 PM

Badminton = Energized

PiaK! Thook! Dekhoot! TinK! Bhoof! FeeWhoosh! OI! $^%*^%!

These are some of he sound effect that can be made using a Badminton Racket and a shuttle cork ecept for the 'OI!' and the '$%^&^&!'.

Mr Prata is TERRIFIC! Eating its prata will elevate you to cloud 9! All your woes and worries will temporarily be negated! It's better than any beer or ecstacy (Haha.. as if i tried any of this before). You'll get super HIGH! All you prata fans out there prapare to embrace yourself with the ultimate PRATA! GO! Go get a taste of it!

I did a kind deed by advertising this for free(Oh yeah.. Like i never did that before).

That's expected for a boy with a kindred spirit(WhatEver~).

Friday, June 08, 2007

XD posted at 9:25 AM

I would like share an incident i experienced which happened on Friday 12~am. This incident proves that old people can be vulgar and they are the source of this enormity.

This occurrence happened while i was stressing my ass off doing maths - ellipse, circles and parabola to be exact.

This is what i heard [Pardon me for the explicit language]

Old man(Damn Pissed Tone, seems to be educated):
FUCK YOU! I told you already...(i cant seem to hear or figure out anything he said cause he lowered down his voice).
(Tones and voice increased)You guys are BASTARDS! You can suck my balls! FUCK YOU!
blah blah blah... Fuck YOU.... blah blah blah. FUCK YOU!
And the repitition goes on for another hour or so.

The dispute was between some chinese old dudes and some black spastic people over money issues. Oh wait... Since when disputes aren't over money? Divorce, sibling rivalry, competition over employments.. You get the picture.

Of course, this provided me with entertainment as I would be grinning whenever the old punk spurt out vulgarities. I be like grinning widely from ear to ear and giggle over it..

What can i say? I love viewing people in an argument settled with an oriental ambience.
HAHA...

All this is true. No fictional story added.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

XD posted at 6:43 PM

Sonata Arctica - Full Moon is an ADDICTION for Power Metal fans!
15+ times! 15+ times i listen to it! And it's still counting!

Went to school to today to collect physics retest paper and i PASSED!! The 1st test i ever pass! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
On the way back met Lee Toon and he told to me remind bala and the rest to bring chem file. It's like..... Eh who's Bala? My long lost brother? Edible ah?

I realised it was a stupid trip. I spent 40+ mins travelling to and fro and step foot in school for less than 5 mins.
haha... It was worth the trip cause i get to see a passing garde on it! Haha!

Sunday, June 03, 2007

XD posted at 5:50 PM

Im resemble a pig immensely.
No.. not because of my stout fingers but i have a pig's behaviour.
EAT
SLEEP
EAT
SLEEP
EAT
SLEEP
Okay mostly on the sleep.

I CANT DO ANY HOMEWORK AT HOME! NEITHER CAN I STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!

There's simply too many distractions...

The probability of me getting diverted into doing unnecessary stuff is high!

It's like going to an amusement park.

I better do something before everything backfires.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

XD posted at 12:26 AM

1st June 2007
Damn that old aunty!
Im answering her question on the phone and she hung up on me!
You can your !@#$^&&&*&^$^%%#%$#&YT^ up!



My nose is literally leaking right now....

Friday, June 01, 2007

XD posted at 12:06 AM

Hey everybody, It's that time of the year again!
Where prosperity lingers within each household...
Still have no idea what im talknig about?

It's the MATING SEASON for PIGEONS!!!

There's no doubt about it.
I seen it all.
The call,
the cry,
Well you know what i meant.