Wednesday, January 30, 2008
XD posted at 10:43 PM
E's cu eh muja fedr ran nekrd huf!
E fyhd du pa fedr ran!
E muja ran!
Dusunnuf E crymm ycg ran hysa!
Haha...
Yesterday maths test was horrendous.
So there's no use talking about it since we all know the outcome.
Monday --> Boring day.
Today:-
Me and Nurul (A GUY) played squash in class!
He used a squash racket whereas i used a tennis racket!
Fun, it was!
Went to Mjc at about 6 to meet with Bala and actually planned to have dinner at Yuen's house but she invited too many people.
So... Home sweet home it was.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
XD posted at 10:23 PM

This is the part where i should express out my thoughts and reflections.
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XD posted at 12:22 AM
I just have to write this down.
Malaysia's Ramly burger melts me inside out.
Trust me i dont know what im typing right now
Friday, January 25, 2008
XD posted at 8:40 PM
I should have made this post yesterday but yeah here it goes..
Matthew Lim Ming Jie finally passed his 'O' Level English with a grade of B4!
Not bad at all...
He finally can face everyone and stop applying thick make-ups to avoid people.
At one instance he even considered going for a plastic surgery. Of course i said it was of non-significance cause' he already got a fucked up face... So i suggested growing beards and moustache instead to conceal his ugly face.
So he complied to my sublime suggestion.
Now, he's all smug cause he can finally speak proper english.
Well, that's matthew for you.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
XD posted at 9:48 PM
Im going emo today. Just Today and maybe tomorrow...
Why elias?
Why!?
You failed to seize the chance.....
You failed to recognize this as an opportunity...
Hmph....
Besides that....
Jasmine finally tied her hair!
Here's the pic:-


Tuesday, January 22, 2008
XD posted at 10:00 PM
Haha...
Today is a fun day!
Did so many stupid thingg.
By saying stupid, it's really stupid..
The whole day was spent giggling and doing ridiculous stuff.
Chem SPA
We had an experiment using the calorimeter and paraffin candles.
The calorimeter had a stirrer with a big loop hole at it's ends to stir the water.
I told Reza that i can scoop water with it.
The somehow we both start scooping water out. (it's impossible to scoop water cause it has big circle hole!)
We told Jasmine and Wanlin why we can't scoop out the water.
They laugh and give the "what the hell" face.
Moments later, we saw Jasmine doing it!
Haha!
Funny seh..
Next we suddenly played Survivor SRJC where we only vote people out and nothing else.
Me and Reza just disturbed Wanlin And Jasmine both by eliminating them 1st.
It was stupid.
Lighting of candles damn annoying cause the wicks we damn short.
My hands gets itchy and i tried doing my personal experiments on it.
In the end, i spilt wax on my pants....
Damn sad seh...
Lucky never spilt on my groin area or else people will think of some erotics things.
At one point of time, Me and Gabriel tried to blow off the flames from th ecandle from a disatnce of 1m away.
Failed terribly!
Maths Lecture was damn boring.
I find econs lecture now more promising cause im learning something.
There's hope to pass Econs!
Break - I wanted to buy food and then somehow caw Wei Xiong and Cherlene. In the end, we played cards and i totally ignored my homework.
Went back to class and saw jasmine's bottle on her table.
I took it and hid it away.
Jasmine came in the class and i said," Eh Jasmine, you know what im thinking right now? I think your bottle is missing."
Knowing what is expected from Jasmine reactions, she panicked.
She searched and searched and searched and finally give up.
OUT OF A SUDDEN, WANLIN FOUNF HER BOTTLE!
Damn amazing sia!
She placed herself in my shoes and thought of a possibility!
Soon, and somehow, i pulled Wanlin's hairband. I ran off and she chased me.
Somehow again, i grab hold of Jasmine's hair and tried to tie her hair.
Now Wanline was chasing me and i was chasing Wanlin.
Damn childish sia But Hell it was fun!
She held on to her hair relentlessly.
In the end she said," Okay okay I will tie my hair tomorrow."
That made me release her hair.
Gp Lesson
This time Gp was considerably fun cause me and and Chung Kai kept uttering nonsense on the topic "The preservation of the environment is luxurious."
Cant remember much but i try to list what we said.
Elias: Scientist believes man evolved from apes
Chung Kai: Ya that's what they said
Elias: I think it's nonsense sia. Then what? the monkeys now all retarded ah cause they still monkey.
There were many more but i cannot recall cause it was really nonsense.
We laughed thoughout the lesson and completed no work at all!
2nd Break:-
We plugged in our mp3 players to the sound system in our class and played Pop musics or rather gay musics.
Somehow we had many of those kind of musics.
Homework all the way till Physics STAR lesson.
Physics Star lesson was B-O-R-I-N-G!
Nurul made some cruel but funny jokes. Not going to state what it was about.
Just know that Nurul is Heartless!
He is going to hell!
Monday, January 21, 2008
21st January 2008 - Faizal XD posted at 9:14 PM
Well this is all i have to say today...
You'll lose some and gain some.
Paradise awaits you.
Labels: Melancholy
Sunday, January 20, 2008
XD posted at 11:42 PM
i so love the new coffeeshop or rather eating house under my block.
Why?
For the simple reason of course.
It does not attract Old, Beer-Loving old man.
I've come up with a few theories why old man loves the coffeeshop so much.
Why Old Man likes to waste time at Coffeeshop by Elias:
1) They are lonely at home cause kids have to go out to work and school.
2) They are incompetent bumps and their wife cant stand the sight of these old mans. Wife nags = Man avoid nags by going to Coffeshop
3) They just crave for beers.
4) No one cooks at home. So they turn to alternative food sources.
This above are just a few theories that i can think of for the moment.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
XD posted at 2:58 AM
Melancholy by Iced Earth
Make the sadness go away
Come back another day
For years I've tried to teach
But their eyes are empty
Empty too I have become
For them I must die
A sad and troubled race
An ungrateful troubled place
I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for
Make the sadness go away
Come back another day
The things I've said and done
Don't matter to anyone
But still, you push me to see
Something, I can never be
Why am I their shattered king?
I don't mean anything
I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
XD posted at 12:44 AM
An epic war ended the day as a total disaster between Me And Jasmine.
Jasmine just had to complain to Ms Tan and It conjures forth cosequences.
I had to write the lab safety rules 22 times for that particular rule which stated about playing in labs and Jasmine had to do 10 times.
This, of course, happens after a long compromisation with her.
Why i had to write more you say?
Simple...
Jasmine was "Wet"-ter than me.
Haha.. Sounds so wrong.
Math lectures is still dreadful as ever.
Gp was full of crap.
The teacher was wearing green and coincidently we were discussing issues on Man's harm on Nature.
Maybe she thought wearing green might be one of the contributions she can do to stop global warming.
Monday, January 14, 2008
XD posted at 9:28 PM
PE was GRUESOME today!
Every single soul was practically tapping out and yearns for break.
I was challenged up till the point where i regurgitated water our of my system!
I think it happens because i was too hungry as i didnt ate the night before.
Killer i tell you!
Only some lived to tell the tale...
Friday, January 11, 2008
XD posted at 9:46 PM
Today school was okay only because there's 3 lessons and school ends at 12.30pm!
Blessed, i am!
During chemistry tutorials, the class was finally hyped up only because Ms Tan was the only teacher promoted alongside with us and we were comfortable with her.
I came to a realization that Ms. T. E .Y. is quite gullible.
Evidence?
Here's two of them:-
1) She asked where the class clock was after scanning the class thoroughly. Then, i told her it was behind the projector screen. Oblivious to the fact that i was giggling after telling her that, she carry on to look behind.
2) She asked where Gabriel was and i shouted," Cher.. He's behind the class door." She happily went to see the door only to realise there was no one there.
Joan too like to trick her.
Oh wait, she just love to trick others.
Jasmine getting naughty.
Reza acting cool all over again.
Nurul ( A guy not a girl) makes the meanest yet funny jokes on handicap people.
Today i witnessed a hilarious act.
Here's what happened:
I was buying a Mcddonald's Meal and i was had to wait for my orders to be ready.
Then, came along this Malay Man with a strong Malay Accent.
(Note that the waitress was an old lady)
Man : Can i have one double Cheeseburger. Just the burger itself.
Waitress: Can i have your order?
Man : Double Cheeseburger
Waitress: McChicken ah?
Man : Double Cheeseburger!
The man clearly said 'Double Cheeseburger' but the waitress was damn blur.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
XD posted at 9:31 PM
Im lacking sleep here right now!
~Sleep, It shall be!
PE was awesome!
12 rounds of slow jog!
Im sick of lectures and tutorials!
I just do!
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
XD posted at 11:01 PM
DotDot and Crococaw are finally on good terms!
Saturday, January 05, 2008
XD posted at 11:07 PM
Today's the day my cousin, Abanag Aidil, gets married.
He's one nervous-wrecked guy before the wedding processation.
He perspire like there's no tomorrow to perspire.
Today i worked my ass off as a dishwasher for my cousin's wedding.
Worse thing is that it rains heavily and constricted the amount of space to work with.
I think i scrubbed and washed over a few hundreds plates, cups, forks and spoons.
This proves that Elias can be hardworking if he sets his mind to it.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
XD posted at 8:24 PM
I awlays wnoder why am i Lzay to do my howmeorks and now i resliaed taht i did not tkae any atoicns to esnrue taht i wlil do it.
Hmph....
Mybae i slahl satrt dinog one to satrt the mmomeuntm rlolnig.
And so i did!
i did econs hwormoek jsut now!
haha.... aazinmg!
mabye tehre's is hpoe to psas Econs!
Haha!
First day of school was a timewaser and so was the second day of school.
There's a total of 3 and a half hour break on thursday!
I dont know if it's a blessing or a curse.
But i sure know that i can catch up my sleep during those breaks!
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
XD posted at 9:38 PM
Im renouncing my fate right now and whatever happens tomorrow i will face it like a man.
I did what i set out to do for the New year and the respond was not as overwhelming as i imagined.
Hmph....
Well, there's always next year.
i just have to wait 365 1/4 years for the next occasion.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
XD posted at 10:43 PM
E's cu eh muja fedr ran nekrd huf!
E fyhd du pa fedr ran!
E muja ran!
Dusunnuf E crymm ycg ran hysa!
Haha...
Yesterday maths test was horrendous.
So there's no use talking about it since we all know the outcome.
Monday --> Boring day.
Today:-
Me and Nurul (A GUY) played squash in class!
He used a squash racket whereas i used a tennis racket!
Fun, it was!
Went to Mjc at about 6 to meet with Bala and actually planned to have dinner at Yuen's house but she invited too many people.
So... Home sweet home it was.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
XD posted at 10:23 PM

This is the part where i should express out my thoughts and reflections.
So this is what i what i reflected:
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Now there, done with reflections.
XD posted at 12:22 AM
I just have to write this down.
Malaysia's Ramly burger melts me inside out.
Trust me i dont know what im typing right now
Friday, January 25, 2008
XD posted at 8:40 PM
I should have made this post yesterday but yeah here it goes..
Matthew Lim Ming Jie finally passed his 'O' Level English with a grade of B4!
Not bad at all...
He finally can face everyone and stop applying thick make-ups to avoid people.
At one instance he even considered going for a plastic surgery. Of course i said it was of non-significance cause' he already got a fucked up face... So i suggested growing beards and moustache instead to conceal his ugly face.
So he complied to my sublime suggestion.
Now, he's all smug cause he can finally speak proper english.
Well, that's matthew for you.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
XD posted at 9:48 PM
Im going emo today. Just Today and maybe tomorrow...
Why elias?
Why!?
You failed to seize the chance.....
You failed to recognize this as an opportunity...
Hmph....
Besides that....
Jasmine finally tied her hair!
Here's the pic:-


Tuesday, January 22, 2008
XD posted at 10:00 PM
Haha...
Today is a fun day!
Did so many stupid thingg.
By saying stupid, it's really stupid..
The whole day was spent giggling and doing ridiculous stuff.
Chem SPA
We had an experiment using the calorimeter and paraffin candles.
The calorimeter had a stirrer with a big loop hole at it's ends to stir the water.
I told Reza that i can scoop water with it.
The somehow we both start scooping water out. (it's impossible to scoop water cause it has big circle hole!)
We told Jasmine and Wanlin why we can't scoop out the water.
They laugh and give the "what the hell" face.
Moments later, we saw Jasmine doing it!
Haha!
Funny seh..
Next we suddenly played Survivor SRJC where we only vote people out and nothing else.
Me and Reza just disturbed Wanlin And Jasmine both by eliminating them 1st.
It was stupid.
Lighting of candles damn annoying cause the wicks we damn short.
My hands gets itchy and i tried doing my personal experiments on it.
In the end, i spilt wax on my pants....
Damn sad seh...
Lucky never spilt on my groin area or else people will think of some erotics things.
At one point of time, Me and Gabriel tried to blow off the flames from th ecandle from a disatnce of 1m away.
Failed terribly!
Maths Lecture was damn boring.
I find econs lecture now more promising cause im learning something.
There's hope to pass Econs!
Break - I wanted to buy food and then somehow caw Wei Xiong and Cherlene. In the end, we played cards and i totally ignored my homework.
Went back to class and saw jasmine's bottle on her table.
I took it and hid it away.
Jasmine came in the class and i said," Eh Jasmine, you know what im thinking right now? I think your bottle is missing."
Knowing what is expected from Jasmine reactions, she panicked.
She searched and searched and searched and finally give up.
OUT OF A SUDDEN, WANLIN FOUNF HER BOTTLE!
Damn amazing sia!
She placed herself in my shoes and thought of a possibility!
Soon, and somehow, i pulled Wanlin's hairband. I ran off and she chased me.
Somehow again, i grab hold of Jasmine's hair and tried to tie her hair.
Now Wanline was chasing me and i was chasing Wanlin.
Damn childish sia But Hell it was fun!
She held on to her hair relentlessly.
In the end she said," Okay okay I will tie my hair tomorrow."
That made me release her hair.
Gp Lesson
This time Gp was considerably fun cause me and and Chung Kai kept uttering nonsense on the topic "The preservation of the environment is luxurious."
Cant remember much but i try to list what we said.
Elias: Scientist believes man evolved from apes
Chung Kai: Ya that's what they said
Elias: I think it's nonsense sia. Then what? the monkeys now all retarded ah cause they still monkey.
There were many more but i cannot recall cause it was really nonsense.
We laughed thoughout the lesson and completed no work at all!
2nd Break:-
We plugged in our mp3 players to the sound system in our class and played Pop musics or rather gay musics.
Somehow we had many of those kind of musics.
Homework all the way till Physics STAR lesson.
Physics Star lesson was B-O-R-I-N-G!
Nurul made some cruel but funny jokes. Not going to state what it was about.
Just know that Nurul is Heartless!
He is going to hell!
Monday, January 21, 2008
21st January 2008 - Faizal XD posted at 9:14 PM
Well this is all i have to say today...
You'll lose some and gain some.
Paradise awaits you.
Labels: Melancholy
Sunday, January 20, 2008
XD posted at 11:42 PM
i so love the new coffeeshop or rather eating house under my block.
Why?
For the simple reason of course.
It does not attract Old, Beer-Loving old man.
I've come up with a few theories why old man loves the coffeeshop so much.
Why Old Man likes to waste time at Coffeeshop by Elias:
1) They are lonely at home cause kids have to go out to work and school.
2) They are incompetent bumps and their wife cant stand the sight of these old mans. Wife nags = Man avoid nags by going to Coffeshop
3) They just crave for beers.
4) No one cooks at home. So they turn to alternative food sources.
This above are just a few theories that i can think of for the moment.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
XD posted at 2:58 AM
Melancholy by Iced Earth
Make the sadness go away
Come back another day
For years I've tried to teach
But their eyes are empty
Empty too I have become
For them I must die
A sad and troubled race
An ungrateful troubled place
I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for
Make the sadness go away
Come back another day
The things I've said and done
Don't matter to anyone
But still, you push me to see
Something, I can never be
Why am I their shattered king?
I don't mean anything
I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
XD posted at 12:44 AM
An epic war ended the day as a total disaster between Me And Jasmine.
Jasmine just had to complain to Ms Tan and It conjures forth cosequences.
I had to write the lab safety rules 22 times for that particular rule which stated about playing in labs and Jasmine had to do 10 times.
This, of course, happens after a long compromisation with her.
Why i had to write more you say?
Simple...
Jasmine was "Wet"-ter than me.
Haha.. Sounds so wrong.
Math lectures is still dreadful as ever.
Gp was full of crap.
The teacher was wearing green and coincidently we were discussing issues on Man's harm on Nature.
Maybe she thought wearing green might be one of the contributions she can do to stop global warming.
Monday, January 14, 2008
XD posted at 9:28 PM
PE was GRUESOME today!
Every single soul was practically tapping out and yearns for break.
I was challenged up till the point where i regurgitated water our of my system!
I think it happens because i was too hungry as i didnt ate the night before.
Killer i tell you!
Only some lived to tell the tale...
Friday, January 11, 2008
XD posted at 9:46 PM
Today school was okay only because there's 3 lessons and school ends at 12.30pm!
Blessed, i am!
During chemistry tutorials, the class was finally hyped up only because Ms Tan was the only teacher promoted alongside with us and we were comfortable with her.
I came to a realization that Ms. T. E .Y. is quite gullible.
Evidence?
Here's two of them:-
1) She asked where the class clock was after scanning the class thoroughly. Then, i told her it was behind the projector screen. Oblivious to the fact that i was giggling after telling her that, she carry on to look behind.
2) She asked where Gabriel was and i shouted," Cher.. He's behind the class door." She happily went to see the door only to realise there was no one there.
Joan too like to trick her.
Oh wait, she just love to trick others.
Jasmine getting naughty.
Reza acting cool all over again.
Nurul ( A guy not a girl) makes the meanest yet funny jokes on handicap people.
Today i witnessed a hilarious act.
Here's what happened:
I was buying a Mcddonald's Meal and i was had to wait for my orders to be ready.
Then, came along this Malay Man with a strong Malay Accent.
(Note that the waitress was an old lady)
Man : Can i have one double Cheeseburger. Just the burger itself.
Waitress: Can i have your order?
Man : Double Cheeseburger
Waitress: McChicken ah?
Man : Double Cheeseburger!
The man clearly said 'Double Cheeseburger' but the waitress was damn blur.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
XD posted at 9:31 PM
Im lacking sleep here right now!
~Sleep, It shall be!
PE was awesome!
12 rounds of slow jog!
Im sick of lectures and tutorials!
I just do!
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
XD posted at 11:01 PM
DotDot and Crococaw are finally on good terms!
Saturday, January 05, 2008
XD posted at 11:07 PM
Today's the day my cousin, Abanag Aidil, gets married.
He's one nervous-wrecked guy before the wedding processation.
He perspire like there's no tomorrow to perspire.
Today i worked my ass off as a dishwasher for my cousin's wedding.
Worse thing is that it rains heavily and constricted the amount of space to work with.
I think i scrubbed and washed over a few hundreds plates, cups, forks and spoons.
This proves that Elias can be hardworking if he sets his mind to it.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
XD posted at 8:24 PM
I awlays wnoder why am i Lzay to do my howmeorks and now i resliaed taht i did not tkae any atoicns to esnrue taht i wlil do it.
Hmph....
Mybae i slahl satrt dinog one to satrt the mmomeuntm rlolnig.
And so i did!
i did econs hwormoek jsut now!
haha.... aazinmg!
mabye tehre's is hpoe to psas Econs!
Haha!
First day of school was a timewaser and so was the second day of school.
There's a total of 3 and a half hour break on thursday!
I dont know if it's a blessing or a curse.
But i sure know that i can catch up my sleep during those breaks!
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
XD posted at 9:38 PM
Im renouncing my fate right now and whatever happens tomorrow i will face it like a man.
I did what i set out to do for the New year and the respond was not as overwhelming as i imagined.
Hmph....
Well, there's always next year.
i just have to wait 365 1/4 years for the next occasion.