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Elias sometimes known as yayas... Dont ask me why.. Haha... A kind soul..
A Serangoonist stuck in an ugly-looking school! fat_moo(at)hotmail(dot)com

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Monday, June 30, 2008

XD posted at 11:59 PM

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I heard my heartbeat today!
SERIOUS!
Why should i lie man?
What good does it bring me.
And my nose will get longer if i do.
I don't want to be pinocchio neither do i want to have any relations to fairytales character EXCEPT for Hercules.
Don't ask me why.
I mean it....

Well, i went to Alexandre Hospital yesterday to havve my heart checked.
They used a probe which highly likely resembles the ones used for pregnant ladies to check the womb.
But, i saw my heart instead!
DAMN POWER LAH!
Eery at the same time.
Seeing you heart PUMPING like that makes me feel so grateful. Well, i could be a heart instead of a human being. Working day in and day out. It's an like eternal job!
Well, i heard my heartbeat and the flow of my blood!
Imagine a soaked sponge is in your hands.
Now, squeezed it hard and quickly. Then, it follows with a beat of a drum.
That's how disgusting your heart sounds.
For the blood, it's just 'swooshing' and 'sweeshing'.

The end result was desirable.
Truely it is.

Friday, June 27, 2008

XD posted at 8:53 PM

Ever heard of any JC with only 1 hour of lesson in a day?
Well, i did. Actually, i experienced it.
Just a pathetic maths lecture and freedom is at hand.
Cool right?
The rest of the day was spent rather unproductively cause' it's the first week of school and everyone still can't adapt well to school hours.
But still, I'm satisfied with the fact that school is just a measly 1 hour on every Fridays.
Divine, it is.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

XD posted at 11:59 PM

Kai Zheng was damn hyper during physics night lesson.
For the whole 2 hours, he kept talking.
So, what's so strange about someone talking?
He hardly talks!
It's like a rare phenomenon that only happens every billion of years.
He kept disturbing everyone at the cost of not doing his work.
He kept saying 'Fan Zhi Stupid' and Hasbi'.
Well, i understand how he felt at that moment cause i too was lethargic.
Long day indeed.

Friday, June 20, 2008
The Colourful Void
XD posted at 12:30 AM

Today's Outing was a laid back and chilled one.
A simple picnic at Pasir Ris Park was planned out.
Actually it was supposedly to be a visit to the beach but Fatty gets hungry easily and so it became a picnic.

Elias, Bala, Yuen, Thina, Reza, Chiak, Fiqo, Shah and Pirakash were the people today.
Had serious fun time especially when we played at the playground and with one another(Food Wastage).

There's this UFO thingy something like a merry-go-round but it's slanted at all angle. You are suppose to sit at the edge and spin the whoel thing but Reza had to be a smart aleck. He sat at the centre of the UFO and he dearfully regretted it. I spinned the UFO thingy for 1 minute. I wanted to spin him for a longer time period but a small caucasian girl saved him as she wanted to play. Reza vomitted some food out as seen by Fatty.
We played and played and played and played and played.
Then, all of us climb the Spider Web and took pictures there.
Jakun people, we are.
After playing, we settled down and chilled for quite some time.

We did lots of stupid stuff and here are some of them:

After which they headed out to Fatty's house for a swim while i went to meet with Hizam, Wenjie, Chok, Bryan and Amos to celebrate Amos' Birthday.
Upon arrival at Hizam's house, i played Ps3 with Amos with a stake at hand. Loser will be punched by everyone and you can't retaliate. Thsi intensifies the situation and i emerged the winner. Poor Amos.

Took a taxi to East Coast Laguna Park for dinner. WHOA! The food there damn power lah... Spent over $60 bucks on food there altogether

Afterwhich, we had a nice and steady walk along East Coast Park. We were damn high at that moment.
Why i said that?
We just sang out loud while walking to Marine Cove.
"Stand by me", "I don't wanna miss a thing", "I swear" and "Dancing Queen".
We kept singing "Stand By Me" with many sound effects. Don't know why.
Thick skin, that's what we are. Shame was not in our dictionary today.
We were like some drunk kids but, in actual fact, we aren't!

Then, blah blah blah blah blah blah............. Took pictures with soem expensive cars which were parked at Marine Cove. The security guard was all eyes on us.

While walking through the underpass, we suddenly thought of an idea to scare people.
At the end of the underpass there are two ways to reach up again. One was by stairs and the other by a slope. We walked to the stairs, we screamed our lungs out as if we saw something frightening and run to the slope. So, people in the tunnel could only see we all running pass the other end of the tunnel. We were convincing.
I screamt damn loud lah... Even people from faraway looked at our direction.
I almost lost my voice... hahahahahahaha....

Then we walked to a bus-stop and I headed home while the rest went to E-HUB!










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Thursday, June 19, 2008
2S04 Outing Sentosa Cum Movie Session - Reminiscence
XD posted at 11:58 AM



























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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
2S04 Outing Sentosa Cum Movie Session
XD posted at 9:03 PM

Sentosa Beach
2s04 outing at Siloso Beach was hell of a fun.
Indeed it was.
We were supposed to meet each other at 8 AM and i woke up around 8 am in the morning.
I was neither shocked nor panic cause i know that the 2S04-sians will have their breakfast somewhere and boy was i right. So i bathed and Blah blah blah.... and switched on the teevee to watched Euro 08 highlights cause i fell asleep the night before...
YES Italy won! I'm supporting Hollands and Turkey. I just didn't want France to go through that's all.

Anyway, at 8.50am i went out of the house.
9.40am reached harbourfront. Called Hasbi and he told me that they were at Macs.
I didn't know where Macs was and so i went straight into Vivo City.
I walked and walked and walked and SUDDENLY
"Eh! Since when Vivo have macs?"
I called Hasbi immediately and, boy, i was right again.
Slowly waited for them and went straight to GIANTS.

Giants supermarket is HUMONGOUS!
Too big to be true.
It's like a shopping paradise!
Only that it's mostly groceries and whatnots.
Bought Chips, Chocolates and Drinks.
Gabriel just had to be stupid and bought carrot juice which was to brought to Sentosa!
Who the hell brought Carrot juice to Sentosa!?
Oh ya, at one point of time, we wanted LAYS potato chip and it was way high up at the racks. Rui Peng had to be a hero and he did well to jump and clinch on to the bag of potato chips. The worst part was that i realized that there are the same kind of potato chips behind me! All his efforts were futile. Nevermind, he will still be regarded as our hero.

We walked slowly to the entrance of the monorail and had to wait for Jin Wei, Tign Zhe and Xuanrong.
So now there were 13 of us - Elias, Gabriel, Jasmine, Eunice, Joan, Jasmine, Rui Peng, Hasbi, Jin Wei, Xuanrong, Ting Zhe, Kai Zheng and Reza.
We entered the monorail and Reza was Super duper excited cause' it was his first time. He was a Monorail virgin back then. Oh ya, did i told you people that Reza was very enthusiastic about the outing cause' he didn't go to Sentosa for some time. 10 years i guess.
OH OH OH! Reza thought that we had to take a bus to SENTOSA! HAHAHAHAHAHA~ Nice one Reza!
Inside the monorail, Reza was jumping for joy just like a small kid who just received a toy.
What a sight to behold!

Finally, We were at Sentosa!
We had a long journey to the end of Siloso Beach where we finally settled down at some rocks!
Went to toilet for a change of attire and Volleyball was on the next agenda.
Volleyball is so much FUN although it's a pain to the wrist area.

So many issues with every single one of us.
Gabriel - Had to show off even though he suck. He think he's a tall guy and tried many times to smash the ball but to no avail.
Jasmine - Everytime she misses the ball, she will say that the ball is too high for her.
Reza - Acts cocky when he scores one,
Elias - Just have to make Gabriel feel shameful by reaping on him.
Ting Zhe - The Master of Service! He had to stand far away just to serve the ball!
Kai Zheng - Serve the ball effortlessly as if he's hitting paper. Pain is not in his dicitionary.
Hasbi - Plays Well.
Eunice - Laugh non-stop as always.
Joan - Hates to miss the ball.
Rui Peng - He like to hit the ball to the net. His actions are damn cute.
Jin Wei - Play better than Hasbi. He can block the ball well.
Xuanrong - Err... Like to chase the ball.

The Volleyball game was damn funny lah. So many blunders and laughters going on. Shameful, yes. But that is what fun is all about. Doing stupid, embarrassing actions yet feel comfortable about it and laugh together about it.
Oh yes, there were Gabriel's friends who tagged along we us. Wee Ta and 3 other SR guys.
They are good volleyball players.
Respect!
Somehow during the game Me, Rui Peng and Kai Zhen grabbed Reza and threw him into the sea.
He was soaking wet when we were playing Volleyball.

Then, the boys went for a swim at the beach.
We did wrestling moves on one another! Scary and Exhilirating at the same time.
Then we played soem ball game.
We all looked retarded trying to head the ball while in the water.
The way Hasbi and Reza headed the ball floating on the sea was damn funny.
The ball was floating and both of them swam to the ball head first like a torpedo!
At one point of time, we piled up on Gabriel when he was swimming!
As per usual, he chased me around the beach and tackled me down hard.
Stupid? Yes.
Fun? That's for sure.

Soon, we departed from Siloso beach and took the tram back to the monorail Station. Jin Wei, Kai Zheng and Xuanrong couldn't get on the Tram and they had to walk back which was soOoOOoOooo far away! It return for their heroic act, i took a picture of them while i was in the tram!

In the Toilet.
The situation was quite chaotic cause' i was snapping pictures of everyone.
It could be called a 'mini-photosession'
Rui Peng was quite stupid but quite hilarious.
Why i say that?
He saw a camouflage paint lying on the sink and immediately apply it on his face.

Elias: Eh the paint would be hard to washed away right?
Rui Peng: Nolah, very easy.
Few moments later,
Rui Peng: Wah the Camou pain damn hard to wash away. Usually SAF one just swipe one time. This one i scrub a lot of time still not coming out.
Elias: HAHAHAHAHA!

This teaches a morale lesson.
Never use an object that doesn't belong to you. It might just bring you trouble,
So, don't trouble trouble unless trouble troubles you.
Right Rui Peng?

Rain started to pour when we were bathing and we had to stand outside the toilet like some bunch of morons. Luckily, some of us had umbrellas and we did the 'rescue game'.
Originally, we wanted to go to Palawan Beach but it was raining heavily so too bad for us.

We ended up in Vivo City and had Burger King for Lunch.
At that moment, Ting Zhe told me about a special function of his camera which was to swap colours eg white to red, red to white and etc.
With that we made up so many stupid things such as 'detecting germs' on your body and turning your face green. We chilled at Bk for quite some time and decided that we should catch a movie.

In the MRT ride we played trick and mind-cracking games.
We played the "How many Mare Mare jumps over the wall game."
Since most of us knew the game except for a few of them, we played the game throughout teh journey.
Reza sucked big time. After countless prompts, he still can't solve the riddle. We even gave him a big hint and still he could not figure it out. reza would just answer 5 or Zero and tried his luck. In the end, Jasmine told him the secrets behind the game. Awww.... Jasmine why did you have to spoil the fun!?
Rui Peng was even more classic. We played some "Train destination game" and he came out with his own theory about it and thought it was correct. What a practical guy.

Next destination - The Cathay at Dhoby Ghaut.
There were 15 of us watching a movie.
First time watched a movie in a big group.
Anyway, Dont mess with the - Zohan!
I tell you this would be the best comedy movie of the year 2008.
It's more of a guy movie due to it's sick male lead character but nonetheless it's still god-damn funny!
I recommend this movie to all.
Watch it and be entertained!
Be prepare to laugh and be disgust.
My ratings - 4.5/5.

After the movie, i had to leave the group to go home.
Awwwww.... I wished i could continued and played pool with them.
Gabriel told me that they went Plaza Singapura after pool for a short shopping.
Anyway, it was fun-filled day.
That's why i like to say that i'm lucky to be in 2S04 and had be given the chance to bond with my classmates!

Pictures will be uploaded when Ting Zhe sends it to us.


*Add-ons*

We saw a bunch of indians wearing nothign but their briefs! It was not even speedos or swimmign trunks! Truely a remarkable sight to behold! Worse of all, there is one singh amongst them. He also stripped into hsi brief but he didn't take out his turban. Wah... I practically burst into laughter everytime i see him. Furthermore, they played a volleyball game with some youngster. HAHAHAHAHA! You people should have seen them. What a waste.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

XD posted at 11:59 AM

Elias, Wenjie and Hizam.
I think Hizam's house will be my second house again just like old times...
Oh wait.... His house has always been my second house...
Hizam's house is the "New Enterntainment Centre" for us.
Spent the whole afternoon and night at his house today.
Tiring indeed.
Too bad Wenjie's hand is injured due to some stupidity of his or else we could carry out the masterplan.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

XD posted at 12:57 AM

Singapore Vs Saudi Arabia

Precious is slow fat ass. He even uses his butt to clear the ball.
Saudi No. 2 is also a fat ass but a skilled one.
We Singaporeans hate Saudi No. 18 cause' he fake an injury to waste time. He suck! We boo-ed him bad.
Singapore didn't played that well.
As a result, they let in two goals due to defence error.
Frustrating game to watch.
Happy Idiots except for Chiak.
REFEREE KAYU!

Die Hard Singapore Fan

Friday, June 13, 2008

XD posted at 9:15 PM

Elias, Hizam, Wenjie and Chok at my house again.
Hizam took 6 hours to lose his virginity!
Slowly lah boy. It's just not your day.
When i say virginity i dont mean the i poke you virginity.
We are good boys :D
Good boys always finish last.
Except for Amos. He go against all the laws of nature. Heresy at its best!



****GAMERS FANATIC ALERT****

I played a game today and i spent 2 hours fighting a boss.
What can i say?
The gamer is back!
Only for this holiday cause' he has nothing better to do.

****GAMERS FANATIC ALERT****



Bumped into Adam and Zulhilmi Babat today.
I love them man. They are a bunch of people whom i'm feel super comfortable with. No hesitation at all. All humour. You all should meet this two fellow.
Yes! There are people whom Elias is not comfortable with their company.
This happens when i'm not quite familiar with them or i just dont want to befriend them due to my own personal reasons.
"I don't like your face" ~ That might be one reason.
But strangely, i always end up being friends with people i hate at first sight.



****JOKE****

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious.
You''ve just got a broken index finger."

~~~~~~~

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

****JOKE****



I've go so much free time but i'm not fully utilising it for my studies.
Furthermore, there are megatonnes worth of homeworks needed to be done by a weeks time.
Nevermind, i've got 9 days to do my work.
Optimism will help me!
In Elias we trust!

Monday, June 09, 2008

XD posted at 11:21 PM

Badminton = Energizer

I Like!

Me, Nurul, Xuanrong, Hasbi, Kai Zheng and Gabriel ( The so-called caucasian) were present there.

Hasbi packed some good punches even though he's fat. HAHA!
He's good.
By Elias' decree, he is declared a good badminton player.
What decree? Don't ask me.. I'm just making this decree up.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

XD posted at 11:32 PM

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Saturday, June 07, 2008

XD posted at 11:59 AM

Belated Birthday Dinner at Thina's house.
Super fun time indeed.....
Pirakash was damn gay lah keep flirting with me...
Tsk Tsk Tsk..
He practically forcing himself on me. No Shame. (Please God, don't make Pirakash read this...)
Haha...
Then, Shah.... well, you know what he's capable of. [Hint: Something to do with jokes]
I discovered an earth-shaking news about Shah. He's scared of......... (Confidential)
I also came to realize that Sanjiv has the uncanny ability of shutting Shah up for good.
All Sanjiv has to do is to tell a joke. (All his jokes cannot make it except for the ones he insults himself)
Ang Mo Kio Park after dinner and home it was.

Ahhh.... What a fulfilling week this has been...

Friday, June 06, 2008

XD posted at 11:59 AM

Elias, Matthew, Hizam, Amos, Chok and Reza had fun today.
I tell you the highlight of the day was Reza ramming Amos in the face. Everybody practically go wild and celebrate that achievement. That bloody keling beat me and Matthew first. What a waste man... Then Chok ram a passerby face and Matthew ram some Chinese guy face. After that the same whole thing happened with the group we were playing with.
It's DE JAVU! DE JAVU!

Thursday, June 05, 2008

XD posted at 11:28 PM

I woke up from sleep an 8 hour sleep just to take a short break before going to sleep again.
Don't try to ponder, it will hurt your brain.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

XD posted at 11:22 PM

Maths lecture was dreadful but, thank god, Xuanrong sent me some handphone games to kill time...

After Maths, along came Chemistry lecture. Me, Nurul and Wanlin kept drawing Pokemon pictures. No further explanation is necessary at this stage.



E! Hub is damn nice.
Nice~
There's even a ferris wheel inside it. We walked and walked and walked and couldn't make any decision. Movie-ing was totally out cause' people either watched the movie ONLINE or they just have ISSUES against the movie. So, bowling was the next option but all our hopes were dashed cause' we had to wait quite some time for a lane. Wasted lots of time. Real lot! In the end, we ended up at Fatty's house watching Friends that she rented out earlier that afternoon.
Fuyoo~

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

XD posted at 9:00 PM

We had class photo-taking just now and it was kind of stupid.
We had no authority to position ourselves.
Well okay... So what's the problem with it?
In the formal picture, some of us had to half-squad. My god we literally resembled a soccer team, but with 24 people in it!
Since we are civilized people (Ya right Elias... We believe you..), we shall forgive and forget on that incident. Actually, we just didn't care much. We just have the appetite for complains..



Fun shot or one would rather call it an informal shot.
I felt that my vision was failing me.
Why is the floor up at the ceiling and the ceiling is on the floor?
Why is everyone else upside down?
Why is my legs not touching the ground?
Why is my hands hanging down?
Why do i feel like blood rushing to my brains?
Why is there people hugging my legs?
That's when i realized.....
'Ooh! Now i get it...'
.......that i was the one that was hanging upside down!
Lots of people were grabbing and hugging my leg but all i saw was Chung Kai and Xuanrong supporting me from the back.
Strong, they are.
Indeed.

Monday, June 02, 2008

XD posted at 11:59 PM

Exams are finally a thing in the past!
Okay i'm lying.... But who cares exams are over for now!
(Note to myself: Prelims will be in 12 weeks time and that's REAL soon)


One might ask, "Why is Elias so contented even though he thinks he have a low chance of passing all the subjects?"

Well here is my answer, "Everything depends on your fate. If you're lucky, you'll pass some and if you're not, then, you'll fail some. That's just how the human mechanism works. As simple as that."


Yes?
Yes?
No?
Yes?
Great.


Today was a tiring wholesome day.
It was like a day where you'll just play sports till you literally drop dead.
The fun was equally shared with Gabriel(Bloody Gay Fag), Reza (Bloody Keling), Hasbi (Bloody Fat Ass), Jasmine, Eunice, Joan, Rui Peng and Joseph.
Squash, Table Tennis, Tennis and a little bit of Soccer sums up the day.
Phew!
How the hell did i play hours of that and still have a great urge to continue further on.


Now i know why table tennis is also known as Ping Pong. (Is this even true?)
Well, from my observation, whenever the player hits the ball it will make the sound 'PING' and it also makes the sound 'PONG' when it hits with the table.
Thus, the name PING PONG.


Fun day indeed.
We should do more of this.