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PROFILE
Elias sometimes known as yayas... Dont ask me why.. Haha... A kind soul..
A Serangoonist stuck in an ugly-looking school! fat_moo(at)hotmail(dot)com

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kao-ani
Coder:
baby.pooh
Coder Blog:
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

XD posted at 4:28 PM

I feel so molested today!

I've been outraged from my modesty!

Argh!

All the traumas coming back to haunt me....

Monday, October 29, 2007

XD posted at 6:40 PM

GCE 'A' LEVEL MOTHER TONGUE EXAMINATION IS HISTORY!

It's a classic crime scene.
Truely a murder....

Friday, October 26, 2007

XD posted at 11:59 PM

Song of the day:

DragonForce - Trail of broken hearts


Friday, 26th October 2007

The last official day of Jc1 life!
WhEEEEEE~~~!!
*Laughing and crying at the same time*
[There's still 1 month of school to be completed before school officially ends]
Strive on Elias!
You can do it!

I couldn't find Adam and Hizam at the field in front of Ghufran!
How hard could it possibly be to find a chinese and a pakistani guy against a green landscape!?


I finally get the chance to watch DRAGONHEART again!!!
It's PERFECT!

Someone created a hamster and named it Elias.
The worst part was she didnt feed it and left it to die!
ABUSE!
ABUSE!
Hello!?
SPCA!?
I would like to report an abuse case of a pet hamster!
[Actually she doesnt know how to play the game]

Oh ya, i achieved a fierce look in the class photo!
Everyone had their own personalised posed
~Bala cool boyband look
~Reza the look-at-some-other-place-other-than-the-camera pose
~Thina had the typical gay pose
All this contributed to the gusto of the class except for Nithin.
He just had to smile and dash everyone's dream of having a perfect class photo!
SPOILER!!!


Okay, this is going to be a random question:

After watching a horror film, would you be afraid if you encounter a cockroach in the kitchen?

I dont see the link between cockroaches and horror films but someone did!
HAHA!!!

Thursday, October 25, 2007
Serious fucked up situation
XD posted at 3:11 PM

This is just fucked up.

Five of my close good friends will be retaining and there goes most of the fun.

The ambience will never ever be the same.

FUCK





All the time we spent together will always be cherished and be in my memories.
Well we can always meet one another.
Afterall, we ARE still in SRJC.


XD posted at 12:19 AM

Dragonheart!

I want to watch that movie again!

Why?

It's just fantastic!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

XD posted at 11:06 PM

Why!?
WHY!?

Why elias why!?


WHY!?

Monday, October 22, 2007

XD posted at 9:33 PM

Okay, I've got an announcement to make.
I'm addicted to Holy Diver by Killswitch Engage!
HOLY DIVER!

MT was dreadful..
It feels as though that im living in a world of my own.
I didnt talk for the whole 2 hours and just did my own work...
That's paranormal for me!

Break Time - I was on a winning streak! WooHoo! Wenkai had to treat me Hotdog Delight!

PW was nothing different from other it's usual routine except that we did our powerpoint slides instead.

Maths Lecture:
Jasmine is so playful!
She's cruel too but not in a bad manner.
She have no mercy to ther victim!
Be wary of her!

Things i realised about 1S05:

-Eunice will close her eyes everytime we take a picture of her
-Sonia like to make tch or tsk sound.
-Nithin is retarded
-Thina like to screw himself up
-Bala is an emo now
-Reza just suck big time
-Kai Zheng likes to touch people now
-Jasmine... Err..... Very Playful now
-Joan has an intimidating shoe
-Ting Zhe is IT savvy
-Wenkai is from China
-Wanlin is getting younger at heart though her body ages on
-Gabriel is wacky
-Fan Zhi is a screwed up giant
-Xuan Rong stands to what he believes
-Mervin has nice hair
-Wei Xiong has turned over a new leaf.
-Cherlene is my BIMBO partner
-Chung Kai is a gamer
-Elias is weird boy as stated by Poh

Sunday, October 21, 2007

XD posted at 9:52 PM

2 new Vulgarities discovered:

1 --> Mutton
2 --> Pork

If you find me or anyone using it, you do have the right to be offended.

Both words can be used as a noun, adjectives and adverbs.

So, what are you waiting for?

Friday, October 19, 2007

XD posted at 10:37 PM

Thurday, 18th October 2007

I cant remember what had happened on today... All i could recall was seeing Paya Lebar ppl running at the gallery disturbing our group 'happy session'.
I dont know if my eyes is failing me or what, but i saw a boy running along with them.
My poor little cute eyes...


Friday, 19th October 2007

OP! MT! PW!

Wet day today.
Why i say that?
Cause' i was caught unaware in the rain.
Drenched.
Anyway, Indian Poker is the deal man.
Seriously....
This is the part which i would reminisce the past playing indian poker with Matthew, Amos, Ignatius and Chiak during Ncc mini camp.
Ahhh.. Those were the days.
Back to the point, Nithin, as usual, lost and had to do 30+ push ups while Gab had to do 40+ push ups.
Me?
24 Push ups was enough.
i was never in to push ups.
Neither do i want to exercise.
I want to be a carefree guy with nothing to worry about.
Now that's life.
Even though it's too surreal .
Well.... No harms done to any third party anyway.
Oh wait... There's no harm at all in the process of fantasizing my ideal life.

Okay... That was uncalled for but, hey, it's my blog and im free to write anything i desire without any intrusion right?
Right!?

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

XD posted at 11:10 PM

Abba - Dancing Queen kept me going today. Im hooked to that song now....

Today... Gp and Mt was boring.

Pw as per usual, i cant remember what i did but i remembered accomplishing something...
and we played and played and played....

Oh ya, i finally had an ice cream since ages ago. It was delightful....

Other than all of these above, i forgotten eveything else...

Monday, October 15, 2007
Geeky talks
XD posted at 9:56 PM

Saturday, 13th October 2007

Selamat Hari Raya Everyone!!!

Enam keping chicken wing at Pak Long House!
Divine's gift!

Sunday, 14th October 2007

Err.... Selamat 2nd day of Raya!


Monday, 14th October 2007

Selamat Haru Raya Hari Ketiga!

Today i gave up every opportunity to hang out with my friends just for pw...
Grr...
Pw is taking so much of my time..
Irritating!
Nevermind that....
In the end, Bala, Thina, Reza and Chiak visited me..
Played Fifa 08 all the way..
Chiak was busy doing PW on my comp..
Today i was down on my luck man...
I lost the match with reza!
Damn malu sia...
He's like the worse player and i lost to him..
Phew....
But guess what!?
In the end, i won the whole league with reza bottom again....
Actually i almsot lost to bala to determine league table champion..
Bala scored the 1st goal..
I was so demoralised cause Fifa 08 suck big time compared to its predecessors.
Then at the 88th minute, i missed my shot cause keeper shove it away.
One final chance... Corner.
WHAM! i SCORE!
GOAL!!!!!
The crowd was rowdy in an instance!
Psst... crowd = The Indians + Chiak
Then at 90th minute, bala commited a foul in the penalty box.
It was god's divine gift from heaven!
GOAL!

2-1
Elias scored at the 90th minute!

Celebration!

Elias --> Thina --> Bala --> Reza

League table in descending orders.

Off the get on their way home and get 4 dollars for laughing, eating and playing at my house simply because it's Hari Raya!

Now back to pw...
Hurry Jasmine!


Haha... I feel so geeky in this post.. but i had to tell everyone okay on my achievements...
Haha...

Friday, October 12, 2007

XD posted at 9:32 PM

I feel like emo-ing right now...
Results are out with the exception of maths and i am SO demoralised.
Seriously, i feel like slitting my wrist with a razor blade and emo one corner.
Maybe i go suck my thumb after that..

Mr Nordin to Elias: You are under-performing! (umpteenth times now)

It all comes down to maths paper now.

About 5 of 1s05s will be gone and it is still counting.
The class might eventually break apart and get disbanded.
Hmph... That's heart-rending...

Pw lesson is the best with the absence of a teacher.
That's when we have fun and forget all of our sorrows.
Me and Thina set up a saloon and we called it 'Elias and Thina Salon'
Both of us went around the classroom in search of potential customers.
First up was Kai Zheng, we managed to make makeover hairdo or him.
We made a mohawk hairstyle for him.
Next was Bala, we simply screwed up his hair.
Nithin wanted us to style his hair up but both of us declined him. Simply due the fact that his hair is OILY! [eww...]
I wanted to style Jasmine hair but she pleaded for mercy. I just didnt have the heart to spoil her hair cause' she's begging me not to do. Moreover, she had to go to her secondary school later on.
DAMN!!!
Haha... In my opinion, the Salon was a success and it will have its comeback soon!
Mark My Words!

Me, Fatty, Bala and Chiak headed to West Plaza and chill around.

Currently im hooked to the song 'I cant stop loving you' by Van Halen!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

XD posted at 5:08 PM

I came across this joke while surfing the net:
Ps: It might not be funny to some people...

#1
A man was riding a camel in the desert..
He tried so hard to make the camel move..
but the camel did not move an inch.
The man look behind him and saw a woman was riding a camel and fast too.
He got down and stop the camel with the lady on it, and he asked the lady
How could you do that? Can you help me make my camel move?
The lady went to the man's camel and tickle the camel's balls...
Zooom the camel was gone in a cloud of smoke.
Quickly the man drop his pants.
The lady scream and said what are you doing?
The man said please tickle my balls so I can catch my camel back.

I know it's sick... But, hey, i had a good laugh.


Maths Promos Retest was so much better..

My brain isnt functioning like it used to...
I cant crop up nonsense like i used to...
Damn....
I need to perform some meditation or some sort..
Pfff...
Need to rake up my brains again...

Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Clean The Mess
XD posted at 11:08 AM

This is just messed up...






Whatever you do, i'll be two steps behind you.
Wherever you go, and i'll be there to remind you.
That it only takes a minute of your precious time.
Turn around i'll be two steps behind.

Monday, October 08, 2007
Botanic Garden Trip Monday 8th October 2007
XD posted at 8:18 PM

Outdoor Learning Experience At Singapore's Botanic Garden = Stupid waste of time = Suck = Waste of Time = Fun = Lost = Take pictures!

The trip was a waste of time.
First, we dont know which bus to take from Orchard.
Second, upon reaching there we dont know ho to get to the visitor centre.
Wander, wander and wander.
Finally, some old friendly old man gave us direction.
But, the orienteering thing started and we found S5!
Okay... So it had started before me and reza reached there.
Then blah blah blah....
Cherlene stopped to check out some dog.
She was so attracted to the dog that we didnt realise the class had walked away..
The owner of the dog was so friendly that she offered us to take a pic with the dog.

Cherlene with the dog

Wah after that, one mad dog came to us cause' it craves for the food by the other dog owner... The tongue all sticking out..
We realised the class was far away and dashed to the class...
Then we wasted time and took some pictures together while jasmine and wanlin search for the checkpoint.

I wanted to jump but missed my steps cause' thina is holding on to me.

He's pissing me off.

He's a masochist. I whack and whack and whack him but he's still happy.

Soon, we gave up the orienteering thing and slack one corner cause' of our 'enthusiasm'!

We sat down on the bench took more pictures!



Half of 1s05. So that makes us 1s2.5~

I like the way we are


Nature's Wrath!
The class went to prata house to eat and i just sat down there quietly suking my thumb while waiting for time to pass by.
Played PSP.
Finished eating.
Walked off from Mr. Prata.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
I snatch Thina's $50 note.
I passed it to Jasmine and protect it with my dear life.
Dont know why im doing that though...
153 to SRJC.
We played cards till anchor test started.
3 hours test.
Only god knows what's going though my mind.
I sleep, stoned, daydream, draw and etc
That's the end of the day.

Saturday, October 06, 2007
Sentosa Trip, 6th October 2007
XD posted at 9:55 PM

It was 8 in the morning and I still l cant make up my whether to go to Sentosa with my S5 darlings.
I paced around my house thinking, 'Hmph... I’m fasting and I’m going to spend my whole afternoon outdoors. Ah... What the heck. It beats slogging around the house anytime.'
So, I set myself on a journey to HarbourFront to rendezvous with my comrades.

Highlights for Train Journey:
There was this guy who had a weird sitting posture scare the living hell out of me. I think he’s queer.

HarbourFront Station cum Vivo City:-
I found myself hanging around the station with Nithin whilst waiting for Bala and Thina.
Somehow, I played a 911 – Love Sensation (Boy band ROCKS) to pass time.
10 minutes later, the two Indians came along and we merrily skip along the track of blissfulness to Vivocity.
Hop, hop and hop and bumped into the rest of the S5 darlings at Long John Silver. Boy, I was in amazement when I counted the amount of people going for the outing.
I started counting. ‘1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8’
There were 8 of us including me. I was utterly disappointed with the enthusiasm put in by the rest of the S5.
‘Where’s our class spirit for God’s sake?’
‘No! This cant be happening!?’
Why am I writing fiction here!?
Bubbles, bubbles and more bubbles. (Direct translation of the word Buih)
Okay… Soon after, we wandered around Vivo and soon hunger came into place within Thina and Nithin’s stomach. Burger King was initiated to resolve the matter. Before heading to Burger Kings, we scaled the concrete of fear to snap some pictures of ourselves doing daring acts.
Since I was fasting, all I did was to watch them much away their food in the slowest possible manner.
How sensitive they were.


Sentosa:-
We headed to the end of Siloso and settled there. The sand was scorching hot and there was barely any land activities to be done.
Solution - Play in the water.
We tried playing volleyball in the water with half of us on land and the other in the sea.
But that failed terribly cause’ we who were in the water had little movement due to the fact that we were in water. All of us took a dip in the water except for Bala and Eunice.
Joan gave the idea of kayaking to spend the rest of the time there.
Again, Eunice and Bala didn’t go for it and stayed on land.
Kayaking was fun! Relieved all of my past memories on kayaking!

At first, we kayaked normally and, somehow again; we kayak to the opposite island. Seeing Thina climbing the rocky outcrops, I too had the urge to climb it. While we were maneuvering around the rocks, Nithin kayak off.
Grrrr… Angry!
Gabriel chased Nithin and jumped unto Nithin’s kayak and pushed him off the kayak.
Amazing sight to be seen..
That’s when all the fun started.
We began doing all the ‘not-to-do-things-when-you-are-kayaking.’
We chased one another.
We stand while kayaking.
We dive into the sea for no particular reason.
We capsize each other’s kayak.
We throw balls unto one another.
We practically had fun!

Soon, Joan had to go off for her guitar class and it was high time to return to the main coast. We tried walking back and made a wrong turn into the resort. Some guy gave us directions and we walked to the toilet.
Wash, wash and wash.
Clean, clean and clean.
Squeaky, squeaky and squeaky.
We’re Clean!

Back to vivo and off to Toys ‘R’ Us after lunch (at which I had to stone while waiting for them to gobble up their food)
Oh man, only pictures can tell our tale in Toys ‘R’ Us.
Too bad I ain’t having my phone now.
I can’t upload the pictures today.
Maybe you can visit Eunice's blog to view the photos.

Soon, all headed back and, so, that’s that, the end of the outing.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

XD posted at 10:04 PM

Wednesday, 3rd October 2007

PROMOS!? What's promos? I cant seem to remember what it was..

Thina house is DA BOMB!
It's exactly the same as my house!
It's an Entertainment centre i say...
Why i say that? Cause' that's where you get all the entertainment to slack..
Good job thina!
Pat on the back... ( And off Elias went to the washing sink to wash his hands)

It all started after physics paper and we had the day all planned out which is to slack at Thina house which is situated in Angmokio. At the bustop, we bumped unto Gab, Jasmien and Eunice. They wanted to play Bball but somehow they followed us to Thina's House.
Then it was the bus 136 ride to thina house which wasted a lot of time going there.
Upon alighting from the bus, we have to walk firther in to soem ulu corner of Angmokio. Jasmine, Eunice and Gab went to the coffeeshop and the rest to Thina House.

'WOW! Im amazed' that was the first expression of thina's home. Not the average looknig indian house you can find in Singapore. It was vibrant but, still, there's the typical indian aroma smell at the entrance. However, I'll forgive him due to the nice interior of the house.

FIFA 07 SESSION!
I say, i was unbeatable! True CHAMP!
While playing, gab called and i simply replied," hello may i speak with gabriel please?'
They asked for directions and i just passed my phone to thina. Somehow they found their way here. Jasmine told me that she dropped her phone and almost lost it. I was like 'Oh my god!? You dropped your phone?' and then she was like 'Nolah, i almost forgot to take my phone.'
Then, i was like 'Chey'.....
They watched Step Up and, soon, i joined them.
After Step Up, Jasmine went to the toilet and i saw Dotdot all alone.
So, i placed it on top of the radio and leave it jasmien to search.
"Jasmine, where's your dotdot?"
She search and search and finally found it.
She reached out for dotdot and ,WHAM, GAB snatched it.
We played catch with it and Jasmine was all frustrated.
Then Gab placed it in his pocket and 'poof' it appeared in my pocket.
Ps to Jasmine: It is Magic! How do you explain its appearance in my pocket?

They continued to watch school of rock and i continued playing FIFA 07. Again, i was undefeated and came out top! Since im humble, i will not brag about it. While playing, thina took out his gun and began shooting everyone. Then, he passed it to me and i began on a rampage. I just shot bala, thina and reza's feet the most. Bala soon took over the control for the televesion and watched Die Hard 4.0.
Thina took the pistol and shot Bala!
Bala chased Thina but he was able to locked himself in his room.
Moments later, Thina came out with his 'armour' which comprises of a towel , a cap and a a jacket.
And then came Jasmine to the entertainment room.
Jasmine was CRUEL!
She shot me once and, then, she shot me again.
She shot me for the umpteenth times and finally stop.
Somehow, we began to do target practise.
Shoot shoot shoot!

Soon, i ended up in Thina's bedroom.
The air-con was blowing right at me and the bed was so COMFORTABLE!
Soon, i had a short sleep and, soon after, Gab and Jasmine fell asleep too.
By the way, it's not special to see Jasmine sleeping cause' she sleeps everywhere!
Oh ya!
Eunice blogged for 2 straight hours!

I woke up and the indians are playing Fifa 07.
So i joined them and win all the games again...
The rest went down to play bball.

Break Fast at Thina's house with Canadian Pizza which Thina treated us with.
Thank You Thina! ( MWAHAHAHA!)

After that, we went home together and we were lost
Somehow, we manage to get ourselves out of the predicament and live happily ever after.



Thursday, 4th October 2007

I feel like im in heaven today.
I just slept the whole day and woke up only to eat..
This is life...
This is a paradise...


I need to get myself to do more outdoor activities and spend less quality time sleeping at home.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

XD posted at 11:59 PM

Don't go changing, rearranging
Don't go changing, rearranging
Hold on to a love sensation
If you ever go away
That would be my darkest day

We've been drawn together by love's chemistry
I was born to be by your side sure as the river meets the sea
We've only known each other for a little while, but you're my destiny

I would move all heaven and earth just to set you free
In lover's liberty, inject the chemistry
That's gonna move you, never gonna loose you

[Chorus]
Don't go changing, rearranging
Hold on to a love sensation
If you ever go away
That would be my darkest day

Lately I've been seeing a little doubt in your eyes
You used to call me everyday to say the things to keep me satisfied

I would move all heaven and earth just to set you free
In lover's liberty, inject the chemistry
That's gonna move you, never gonna loose you

[Chorus]
Don't go changing, rearranging
Hold on to a love sensation
If you ever go away
That would be my darkest day
Don't go changing, rearranging
Hold on to a love sensation
That's a power energy that only flows from you to me

I would move all heaven and earth just to set you free
In lover's liberty, inject the chemistry
That's gonna move you, never gonna loose you

[Chorus]
Don't go changing, rearranging
Hold on to a love sensation
If you ever go away
That would be my darkest day
Don't go changing, rearranging
Hold on to a love sensation
That's a power energy that only flows from you to me
Don't go changing, rearranging
Hold on to a love sensation
If you ever go away
That would be my darkest day