Friday, November 30, 2007
XD posted at 12:11 AM
Adi's Theory of Ridicules
Never Hold Your Farts In. They Travel Up Your Spine, Into Your Brain And That's Where All The Shitty Ideas Come From
Taken from Adi's personal message on MSN.
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Someday IF i ever grow up into an aggressive intolerant guy, I will beat the hell out of people who's hollering loudly in the middle of the night at the coffeeshop below my house.
Too bad that doesnt sounds achievable...
Im a GENTLEMAN...
I settle things in a legitimate and civilised manner.
[ELIAS.... DREAM ON YOU SICK, DELUSIONAL BASTARD!]
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
XD posted at 1:15 PM
I played along
I played along
I played along
Rolled right off my back
But obviously my armour was cracked!
XD posted at 11:55 AM
Humongous Hershey's KISSES
Aww man!
This sucks....
Today is finally the day I throw away my secondary school's treasure…
All the fond memories that are encrypted on each and every paper I received lost in just a short moment….
My 'O' Level Junks
Some doodles (Out of the millions i made) i could get my hands on before throwing them away...
After looking thru' all of the my secondary school stuffs, i realised a lot of things about myself when i was in Upper Secondary:
1) I draw on every single paper i have
2) I failed 90% of my A.maths test
3) Secondary 4 was the year i went downhill and hit rock bottom together with my group of friends. Evidence: Bottom 3 in class position for prelims.
4) I had 111th level position for PRELIMS. [Gosh i feel sOoo stupid cause' i was in the 1st class]
5) My maths homework piles up ever since 3rd term in Secondary 3
6) I started to fail physics and chem when school reopens in Sec 4
7) I never really paid any attention in any classes
8) Elective geog lesson was heaven cause' everything is innate. Why? I achieved As for elective geog test even though i was playing all the time.
9) Recess never really ends puctually unless My form teacher or the DM had to chase us away.
10) I was a prefect and a peer support leader.
11) Being scolded by monster Tay for each day is inevitable
12) Being with my friends ROCKS my life
13) Liyana never really had a perfect school life in sec 3 having me a her sitting partner
14) I love social studies but hated it when i attained 2/25 for my SEQ during my Prelims.
15) Social Studies lessons are dreadfully boring cause' the new sec 4 teacher was teaching as fast a machine gun shooting out rounds.
16) English lessons is like boot camp when Tai Seng is angry
17) Budiman is consistently being made fun of due to his accent and short tongue
18) I was once top for english in class. I think it was prelims.
19) E.maths wasn't going well for me cause' i consistently been getting Cs and B4s.
20) Life was carefree and easygoing until i learnt the fact that my l1R5 was 30+ for prelims before moderation and O Levels is just monaths away.
21) I and my friends stayed in the NCC room everyday after school without fail when we riegn supreme in NCC.
22) We played ball games everyday.
23) NCC was SUPER DUPER UBER FUN!
24) I'm cruel with my NCC cadets.
25) I never ever thought about my future, let alone my actions.
26) Class goes haywire when 4e1 and 4e5 combines!
27) I look forward for every PE lessons cause' we will just play soccer with sec 5Ns
28) I was the Chemistry Representative
29) Mother Tongue lessons was a painful ordeal cause' Alimah would just be scolding me for my laziness and wrong attitudes. But this changed when i obtained an A2 for my MT prelims.
30) I return home 6pm+ earliest.
31) We like to insult one another. We play with parent's names. We ARE MEAN and CRUEL. There were no mercy shown.
32) Im alway being reaped for not having a handphone. Bad times baby.. Bad times...
33) I cant keep quiet at all...
34) New or relieve teachers falls victims to US.
35) I love 4E1'06
36) Joyce is always irritated by me in sec 4
37) i like to borrow Joyce's homework so that i could complete my homework and never on time.
38) I like to disturb the girls in the class. Actually, i disturb anyone i happen to see at that moment i felt an urge to disturb.
39) MING FANG BU TUI!
40) I have super weird black shoes in the school.
41) I never cared about my hair. It always end up as an abomination
42) I fruequently had bad hair days.
43) I frequently skip schools and i owe my form teacher lots of letters and not MCs.
44) Budiman Sucks
Okay there's lots more but i cant recall anymore...
So...
I will update it at some other time when i'm bored...
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
A day to reminisce XD posted at 8:34 PM
Monday, 26th November 2007
*EDITTED*
To view pictures taken on that day please visit: http://zerosweeeeetness.blogspot.com
If you still cant find it, it's under the november archive on Wednesday, 28th November 2007.
So what are you waiting for?
*End of edits*
Finally, it’s Monday and it’s 1S05 CLASS GATHERING~!
I woke up quite early for that particularly cause’ Eunice reminded us to be at Ang Mo Kio MRT station by 9.10am.
So I rushed myself there only to realize that I was going to be late as I was still in Tampines at 8.26 am!
On they way there, I bumped into Joan in the MRT. She went in the MRT and sat down…
It took her 20 secs to notice me! Never mind that cause’ she wasn’t wearing her specs at that moment so that was alright.
FORGIVEN.
Okay, chatted with her along the way and she said, “I realized you like to show your feminine side. Take a look at your pencil box,”
How depressing….
Moving on from that, I assure you that I just have a good [sometimes weird] taste for stuff belonging to me.
Reached there and no classmate of mine was at sight.
I turned 360 and still no one to be found. It was 9.16 am and I WAS EARLY even though I was supposedly to be late!
Keep up the good work Elias! *Thumbs Up*
Gave Eunice a call and she was on her way there with Jasmine.
*Yawn* 5 minutes passed by.
SUDDENLY, someone tapped me from behind and gave a “BOO” to me.
My immediate reply, “Eh, do that again. I wasn’t ready.”
Then, one by one came within the next hour.
Kai Zheng entrance was the most classic. He was all smiley as if there was no tomorrow to smile while going up using the escalator.
Cherlene, Wenkai, Wanlin, Mervin, Chung Kai, Xuan Rong couldn’t attend the gathering due to their own reasons.
Sad.
Reza, Thina and Bala came late. Thanks a lot dude.
Then, we headed to Gabriel’s humble abode.
We took bus 265 there and I had an urge to go to the toilet as I ate Mcdonald’s Breakfast meal.
Upon reaching Gabriel’s door, I dashed to the toilet.
Whoa… Heaven seh!
Then after, we headed to the pool and played games there.
Games played in chronological order:
1) SEVEN
2) Make-the-person-do the-actions-or-say-the-words that-he/she-forbade-to-day/do
3) Diving Game
4) Water Polo
Seven was funny cause’ the loser is to be pushed inside the pool. At one time of point, Kai Zheng lost and was to be pushed inside. Gabriel and Fan Zhi enthusiastically pushing Kai Zheng while I sneak behind them and backstab them by pushing all 3 inside the pool!
Make-the-person-do the-actions-or-say-the-words that-he/she-forbade-to-day/do Game was even funnier as loser had to be spanked on the buttock by Gabriel’s sister Gwen and Anson which is Gabriel Cousin.
Diving Game was oblivious to me cause’ me and Kai Zheng played and ignored the game.
There’s one word to describe the Water Polo Game we played – VIOLENT!
Playing soccer outside the toilet portrayed our stupidity. We keep kicking the ball inside the pond outside the toilet and repeated our actions.
We had a quick shower and, soon, found ourselves at Ang Mo Kio Hub.
Bandung was amazing at S11!
After the quick lunch, it was MOVIE time!
Enchanted was astonishing. Watch it yourself because it will be worth every single cent you spent on it.
We rendezvous with Thina and Reza at the foodcourt and I had my late lunch there. I ate the Nasi Briyani within 5 mins while Eunice and the rest had a short shopping spree.
We returned back and the barbeque had to be on its way cause’ the food was prepared to be barbequed. Gwen was bugging me to help out in the barbeque. It persisted for good 5 minutes until I walked off the house to the BBQ pit.
Gosh….
There were no charcoals involved as it was a stove.
So, it saves plentiful of time to build the fire.
I, Gabriel, Jasmine and Eunice was the main cook there.
We cook, the rest eat. That’s how motivating the job was.
Soon, we played at the basketball court.
We started off by throwing balls into the hoop and, later on, found myself playing soccer with the plastic ball.
At one point of time, I went berserk and went in total madness!
Bala came and I went for a rest.
I came back and the 3 girl (Jasmine, Eunice and Sonia) were bullying the Gwen and Anson by playing monkey with them.
Tsk tsk tsk!
They were so MEAN to them xP
Twister was the next game and we found ourselves into an awkward position.
I fought the battle hard with Eunice…
Alas, I was the last man standing and stood out from the rest.
Rest = Sonia, Wei Xiong, Sonia and Eunice
Next, Jasmine, Gwen and Gabriel went to play.
Jasmine was damn unlucky!
I spin and her left leg just couldn’t find its place on the Twister Mat!
So her right leg had to suffer and was the first one to be eliminated.
Sorry! Hehe…
Gabriel lost eventually when he found himself in a tight spot.
Hence, Gwen was declared the winner~!
Knowing that Reza and Thina will return any moment soon, I initiated the plan to pour cold water to any one of them. Bala was in position.
Both of them came and I ‘borrowed’ Reza’s handphone and gave it to Bala.
The moment was right.
Reza was blissfully sitting down when I came with a a container with ice-cold water.
SPLASH!
Reza was drenched!
That was totally awesome man~~
Reza was all pissed and vented his anger on Thina as I had run away for my life.
Somehow, I and Bala grab hold of Thina and constrict his movements while Reza and Wei Xiong smeared tomato sauce, chilli sauce and chocolates on him.
Reza was happily whacking the chilli sauce bottle and pouring chilli sauce on him.
They smeared it everywhere including his underwear and inside his underwear.
HAHA!
That was F-U-N!
I was exhilarated!
Call me a Sadist.
Tuesday, 26th November 2007 – After 12 Midnight
We wanted to stay at the BBQ pit but the security guard chase us away.
We stay put at Gabriel’s house then we moved to the BBQ pit again.
Then, we were about to have a card game competition only to be spoilt by the security guard again. We moved to the pool and found nowhere suitable.
In the end, we settled down outside of the toilet.
I kept looking at the window pane on the door of the Girl’s toilet.
I don’t know why but it seems creepy and Thina just told about someone who saw heads popping out at the edge of the walls before that.
Call it bravery… HAHA!
We joked and talked about our scary experiences and it proved to be an experience.
Joan kept emphasizing about the setbacks of having odd number of people as there we were 11 of us that night. I kept counting 12 people and scare some people out. In the end, we freak ourselves out and headed back to Gabriel house. We couldn’t do any activities there because’ his families members are sound asleep and it would be disturbing them if we make any noise.
The class made a decision to go to Esso at 1+ am. We treated the road as I fit belongs to our father. We made a chain stretching from one end of the road to the other and took pictures.
Joan and Jasmine screamed their lungs out upon seeing cockroaches.
*editted* Jasmine said "that joan sceamed and hold me damn tight la. Pull me somemore"
That's why Jasmine screamed too.
Eunice was cool at all times even though she screamed both times
At Esso, we took pictures. Jasmine said I was really sleepy as my eyes were super droopy.
Thina kept disturbing how short Jasmine was and I just joined in the fun.
I tried asking Anson to call Jasmine Auntie but failed.
Walked back to the Gabriel’s house and watched ‘Cinderella’!
I was too tired too watch and went to sleep 1st on the floor at the side of the couch.
I warned them that I would be snoring due to my fatigue.
The rest continued watching Cinderella and Cradle to the Grave.
There was this weird thing about Gabriel that I realized every time I opened my eyes. I saw Gabriel standing up and looking at me all the time.
I woke up with full conscience and, again, Gabriel was looking at me. I didn’t know what to do and saw my handphone.
I started to snap everyone’s picture while they are asleep.
Then I realized, Eunice had done that before me and she took a picture of me sleeping.
She told me I snored and Fan Zhi was the worse of all.
So that makes me a little bit of relieve knowing that piece of information.
Kai Zheng has the weirdest position of sleeping. If I have time, I will post his pictures sleeping.
Kai Zheng snore woke Jasmine up from her sleep and she was super agitated by it.
Soon, when everyone was awake, they were complaining of each other sleeping position which caused them their sleep.
Bala was the popular topic to the complaints made.
In next to no time, we left Gabriel’s residence and had our lunch at McDonald’s.
We tried the sms chat where you could post greetings randomly. It could be found on the TV screen in Mcdonald’s located all over Singapore.
1st message:
I love you people from SRJC – Elias, Reza, Thina, Bala, FZ, KZ, Jasmine, Joan, Eunice, Gab.
I can't remember the exact message but it was somewhat familiar with teh above message.
2nd message:
I love you, Bala. From your dearest Reza. Kiss Kiss. XoXo
We waited and waited and waited and waited and we were utterly disappointed.
It did not show up on the TV.
But little did we expect that it would appear at a different time slot.
However, Xuan Rong who was having a break for his camp saw the message and SMS Jasmine about it.
HAHA!
Our effort didn't go into waste!
I, Jasmine, Gabriel, Reza, Bala and Thina went to Thina’s House to slack for awhile cause’ we don’t want to return home so soon.
We watched Austin Powers: GoldMember and Ong Bak.
Thina’s brother was damn irritating.
How I wish I can bondage him and torture him slowly…..
Ate curry chicken at his house and that was enough for the day.
MRT ride home and here I am in my home.
*EDITTED*
To view pictures taken on that day please visit: http://zerosweeeeetness.blogspot.com
If you still cant find it, it's under the november archive on Wednesday, 28th November 2007.
So what are you waiting for?
Saturday, November 24, 2007
XD posted at 2:05 PM
Facts #1
I'm higgled-piggledy
For your information, 'Higgled-piggledy' does exist in the dictionary.
So, check it out cause' someone out there might use 'Higgled-piggledy' while communicating with you.
Facts #2
Facebook is confusing!
So, Elias will not attempt to use it unless every single one of his friends uses it which forces him with the ultimatum of using it.
Ponder #1
Is it true when someone is talking bad about you, you will sneeze?
I don't believe this crap but i've been sneezing out of a sudden.
There's no dust.
Elias is not sick.
There's no ill people in the environment.
But why do i still continue to sneeze for no particular reasons?
Elias will investigate this situation and conjure forth an answer to this mind-boggling mystery.
The worst has yet to appear.
Random #1
Picture Perfect
Surreal
Crumbled
Realisation #1
Elias you better start revising your JC1 work now or you'll regret your whole life. [Damn Regret]
You are complacent and , most prominent of all, LAZY! [The Way I Are]
You're motivated for a week and , POOF!, downhill for you after that. [Roam]
You're lucky that you're promoted to JC2. [Face down]
One day, if you ever fall dont come out with excuses for your mistakes [Wake me up when i'm sober]
So, PLEASE, start studying!
I'm trying to motivate myself to study but to no avail. I failed immediately when i started out this paragraph.
Random #2
"Roam if you want to!
Roam around the world!
Roam if you want to!
Without wings, without wheels"
Friday, November 23, 2007
XD posted at 9:52 PM
Finally, Elias has a keyboard to type!
If you smell.... What Elias is cooking!
Finally, I went town again after so many dreadful heart-wrenching long years....
The plan was to go shopping but we ended up doing additional work by watching 'The Kingdom'
Thina ans Chiak are true shoppers...
They can be brand as girls...
The Kingdom is a terrorist themed movie inpired by Reza's heritage and culture.
Terrorist attacks plotted by Reza's family started up the whole complications..... [I dont want to spoil the movie so i typed dots
*Spoiler*
Reza was eventually killed by the main Actor after killing Faris!
Sad... Faris died....
*Spoiler*
Rushed to East Point and bought my computer keyboards!
I went up 5 levels only to realise that it's located at level 3..
Cant say it's entirely my fault cause' i was feeling sleepy you know...
Didnt have a goodnight sleep you know...
So it sets up a chain effect and ,voila, i get confused...
Then, i went to Tampines Mall to get that present....
Thursday, November 22, 2007
XD posted at 8:07 PM
Tuesday, 20th November 2007
Nordin declared that he will not be our CT for next year...
Kind of sad cause' i like him as a teacher..
He brings down himself to our level.
Which teacher talks nonsense and be strict at the same time?
Which teacher can be treated as a teacher and a friend at the same time?
Bah...
All in all, he deserves a round of applause for his actions.
Wednesday, 21st November 2007
2S04 instead of 2S05
Hmph...
Cant be an s5, but hey, the class is still intact!
We defied destiny and stick thru' thin and thick together...
Together, WE ARE ONE!
Welcome to the class to the s7 peeps coming in...
Slacked at Jasmine's house with fellow 07'1S05-ians for a while after school
Wooohoo~
Finally had the chance to meet my idiotic friends at Temasek Poly!
Since they are idiots and im one of them, so that makes me an idiot!
The only JC idiot there...
Matthew resembles a broom with no stick attached to it..
Amos hair is worse that my pubic hair. F***ing hairstyle.
When I entered TP's ground i felt a different ambience.
The fear of POLY students ambushing a miserable jc student shrouded my mind...
I entered the premises with precautions at the tip of my reflexes.
Wham!
I saw hizam ad Wenjie...
I feel like an alien there...
Then...... *blah blah blah*
IT WAS STREET SOCCER TIME!
Somehow we ended up playing with an old primary school friend vengkatdesh and fellow ex-east springians..
Damn fun man... that Firdaus guy stripped and played in purple boxes only... haha... crazy...
Made friends with Amos' classmate... Somehow i get this feeling that i can mix well with Qayyum...
As we walked home, we crapped all the way!
That's life...
Thursday, 22nd November 2007
Boring lecture --> 4 hours break --> Breakfast at LJS --> Dreaded but fun Chemistry lesson
Me and Gabriel sang Pokemon theme song, Hi-5 and Blue's Clues songs in class..
Whem TM to get the present but to no avail...
Definite 'U' grade for effort..
I cant seem to spot it...
I was rendered useless...
Sunday, November 18, 2007
XD posted at 11:33 PM
Even if tomorrow everything dissapears, with you by my side I dont need anything else...
XD posted at 6:40 PM
OH!
ELIAS~
YOU'RE STILL NOT FORGIVEN.
DON'T THINK I FORGOT WHAT YOU WROTE ON MSN YESTERDAY!
DAMN ASS.....AND HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT MY PRESENT!?
I GIVE YOU TILL THE END OF THIS MONTH TO GET MY PRESENT.
=D
Adapted from http://rightly-mine.blogspot.com
Haha....
Again, i cant remember what i said!
i will make the effort to remember what i said starting from today.
Haha....
Ps: She's a little bit crude. Pardon her for that.[She will complain about this when she reads this]
=D
Thursday, November 15, 2007
XD posted at 4:23 AM
This is depressing
XD posted at 3:17 AM
ASPIRE just had to fail me at this critical moment
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
XD posted at 9:10 PM
Monday, 13th November 2007
I dont remember what happened at that day except that Me, Reza and Nithin running in a stadium to exercise after school.
Tuesday, 14th November 2007
Oh My god!
I was late for Econs lecture by 30 minutes today!
Actually 15 minutes, but i just wasted time going to the toilet with Chung Kai.
Then, there i was standing at the back of the Lecture Theatre as my punishment...
Also, THERE WAS AN IMPROMPTU MATHS TUTORIAL LESSON after that!
I actually i was informed by Jasmine the night before but i refused to believe that i read that message saying there's maths tutorial the next day..
So there i was attending maths tutorials unprepared...
TOTALLY UNPREPARED!
So, lesson was not effective cause' i have no freaking idea about VECTOR III!
So, me and gabriel schemed thru' Reza's works and always one question behind him....
After that, it was SWIMMING TIME~!
I actually forgotten how to swim...
Hmph..... Come to think about it, it has been 5 years since i last swam...
So i manged to "re-learn" swimming though not good at it yet!
SO, YES!
I CAN DO IT!
IM THE MASTER OF MY LIFE!
I SHAPE MY OWN FUTURE!
but when life gets all wrong, i'll just leave it to fate...........
Saturday, November 10, 2007
XD posted at 6:08 PM
BADMINTON FEVER TODAY!
Wheee~~~~~
Fttttttttttttttt~~~~~~~~
FeeeeeeWeeeeett~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wahahahaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Above are all sound effects that can be done by everyone. Please feel free to attempt this stuns as it brings no harm.]
Badminton + Elias = Badeliasminton
Woke up at 9.15am today only to discover that im supposed to meet Eunice at Aljunied MRT at 10am...
Instead of rushing, i had a 25 mins bathe and slowly pack my bag.
10.15am, Rendevouz with Eunice and Bala...
Upon arrival at Aljunied MRT station,
Bala: Wah Elias! Finally You're wearing some other shirts...
I felt so denounced hearing that... Maybe i do lack shirts in my wardrobe....
We sat at the stairs while waiting for WX and GAB.
Tsk...
They were late!
I hate people who are not punctual!
Makes me want to vomit blood and slap their faces as though they get langgar by some lorry.
We are supposed to meet at 10am!
I came at 10.15 am!
They came later!
So that made me early....
TSk.....
Eunice wanted to walk to the CC but Bala wanted to take Bus...
" -Debate went on- "
Bala won!
We took a bus there..
Circuit Road is damn confusing.
I felt as though i was an alien there.
We had lunch and then we walked to the CC.
Eunice made us walk one whole round when actually we could walk straight up...
Haha... Nevermind that, the worst thing was the CC was fully booked for the day!
We saw a cat shitting in a weird pose and it bury its poo after that...
That's why cats are cleaner than dogs...
We walked back and, SUDDENLY, transported to Bala's house!
I was perplexed....
Oh ya, we tried taking photos of us in the mirror at the ceiling of the lift..
Regretfully, Gab forgotten to switch off the flash mode and the picture was 'Flashy'!
Haha...
I realised that Bala had two younger brothers instead of one.
The youngest one looks exactly like Bala.
Screwed up also...
Haha....
We continued our day by playing carom and couldn't end the game cause' none of us (or rather Gabriel) could shoot the red token in...
1 hour passed while trying to achieve that.
At last, we gave up and went badminton-ing at the outdoor court.
Wx was a sadist- he gets all excited killing NPC player in a game..
Badminton was fun!
I won Gabriel, Wei Xiong and Bala in singles match.
The game with Bala was an Epic one!
Our fiery souls braved to our maximum potential and Bala couldn't last.
Elias came out of the battle victorious!
Gabriel lost to me 8-1.
Wei Xionng lost to Bala 8-1.
Wei Xiong lost to me 8-7.
Eunice's Brother Nicholas lost to me 8-5.
I wondered why Eunice brother is called Nicholas and not **nis.
When i played with his brother, it was all quiet even though it was intensed!
haha...
Wei Xiong was a sore loser!
He kept accussing Bala of cheating and blamed the wind for his mistakes!
Eventually he lost....
He tried doing that to me but to no avail.
Whenever he played with Eunices, we keep shouting out "SUCKER!" when he concede a score and "BULLY!" when he scored one...
Haha....
Then i had a 40 minutes bus ride to tampines...
It was dreadful....
Friday, November 09, 2007
XD posted at 9:42 PM
Friendster always cracks me up....
Seriously man....
This photo image is taken from Amos First Aid Kit's Friendster.
Matthew the best lah....
Today i massacred the whole of a cockroach tribe.
Gruelling.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
XD posted at 10:52 AM
HAPPY DEEPAVALI
This goes especially to tanned and black people such as Thina, Nithin, Bala, Reza, Jasmine and Gabriel!
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
XD posted at 11:59 PM
PROJECT WORK is finally over~!
How depressing.....
It's the most exhilirating 'A' level subject ever...
The relaxation in one and every single Pw lesson you attained is unquestionable.
The late night rides doing PIs, EoMs, I&Rs, GPPs, and WRs really turned me on...
How i wish i could savour PW lessons again...
How i crave for it's awe-inspiring lesson to return again...
But i guess, we're through with it....
It dearly dampens my spirit knowing this omen...
*Psst* I rejoyced immediately after GPF was handed in!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANLIN!
Finally old enough to bake cookies on your own without any parental guidance.
Today i went to compass point to have lunch there...
Ahhh.... All the fond memories......
*ahem*
I saw the nicest horizontally stripe polo ever at bossini!
It was white with orange stripes.
Too bad i didnt brought along any money....
ARGHHH!!!!!
XD posted at 3:37 AM
It's 3.45am and i still wide awake!
The cats meowing is irritating me...
The apeks at the coffeeshop dont know when to stop drinking. That also irritates me
The sound of motorbikes by inconsiderate motorist irritates me to the core.
Fights and arguments at the coffeeshop annoyed me up till now.
So that's what happen when u live 3 stories above a coffeeshop.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
XD posted at 5:46 PM
PW oral Presentation is done for!
No more PW for the rest of my life!
WhoOOOooooooooOooooooooooooooo!
I think i did quite okay especially the 'AHAH!' part.
My team fare quite well for the whole of OP... [Self-motivation]
Jasmine was nervous-wrecked!
She pronounce words incorrectly.
Wei Xiong made a fatal mistake by not correcting his mistakes the night before!
Wasted!
Fan Zhi was an enthusiast!
Variation in the tones.
Ting Zhe was confident!
Smooth flow throughout!
Elias was trembling even though he wasn't nervous at the introduction!
Nithin said Elias was boring until the 'AHAH!' part!
Oh ya, i drew a picture of gary after finishing the OP while waiting for the teacher to grade us.
Here Goes:
Colin's group did well too.
The girl speak as if there was no tomorrow.
She sped her way out.
Eugene was shockingly good at presenting his ideas but his actions with his cue cards is quite robotic.
Gary damn Cina sia the accent. The moment he speak everyone started to giggle especially Nithin.
In the end, i could not contain my laughter and laughed out loud [ okay i was lying, i just giggled].
Gordon was alright and so was Colin.
When Colin asked a question, i raised my hands and answered cause he asked me for help.
Well, no harm helping him to get the marks for audience engagement.
After school, we handed in I&R and off to Kovan for breakfast.
The Indians and I ate Qi Ji while the rest ate Yoshinaya [ is that how you spell it?]
Then me and the Indians went off first to party at my house.
At the underground station, thina stopped and chatted with an NY girl.
'Eh! the face is somewhat familiar'
Then, i realised it was Thina's GF Felicia...
That Thina straightaway went soft and changed to Cina accent.
Then, i took a picture of them and she was like "what's your friend doing?"
Thina turned and get malu out of a sudden!
I dont know why but it was funny!
This proves that guys can be soft at times and there's no harm doing it [when your friend is not there]
Then Jasmine called saying that the rest will be coming to my house.
Bus trip:
-Amazing cold and fantabulous
-Benjani [ only Nithing would understand]
-tried taking pictures of Wanlin and Jasmine but failed terribly
-->Only one reason could explain it all - They're acting SHY!
My house:
- Me and Indians played Fifa 08
- The rest watched Transformers
Im going to charge Gabriel and Jasmine money for using my electricity to charge their laptop and handphone respectively!
Haha~~
Hidayah is irritating yesterday night!
Haha... She always say that i forget what i said but she wont remind me what it was!
If you're reading this, tell me why im famous with your friends!
Please? =DLabels: yaya
Monday, November 05, 2007
XD posted at 11:59 PM
I was down with a slight fever and i still played badminton with eunice and afterwards i ate MACDONALDS~!
Actually we went to school to practise our OP but, in the end, we slacked.
Talk about productivity here!
Then, we went to Paya Lebar Kovan CC and did sports there....
Playing Badminton with Jasmine makes me want to vomit blood...
Haha!
Thereafter, Me Gab Eunice and Wei Xiong slacked at Mcdonalds cause Fz And Xr went off early and Jasmine had some commitments for her Npcc.
Crap~
Crap~
Crap~
That's all we did!
At night time, I&R really pissing me off!
It pissed Jasmine too cause' she asked me to kill her. {Siao Siao}
Then HIDAYAH was irritating me! [Thanks eh]
In the end, i just did a slip shot work for I&R and went to memorise my script before sleeping.Labels: yaya
Saturday, November 03, 2007
XD posted at 11:59 PM
Saturday, 3rd November 2007
Hari Raya outing with fellow East springians!
Champions We Are~~~
I love hitting liyana with every pillow from every house.
I love reaping on rizardi and reza.
I love the kek lapis at Izdiyad house.
I love the foods at hizam house.
I love screaming out loud when man u and arsenal scored.
Lastly,
I love the money!
Thursday, November 01, 2007
XD posted at 10:55 PM
There's an OP rehearsal held in school today.
I was crossing the road while hearing the songs on my ipod only to see jasmine walking alone right in front of me.
So I approached her and she said I was late even though I was early.
Then she sped off to the front hoping that I would enter the school later than her so that she will not lose the bet we made – She would have to watch The Ring if I came early. [Stupid agreement]
Guess what?
I was not late for the OP and she lost the bet!
So JASMINE if you’re reading this, I WON and you have to watch The Ring in the midst of the night!
We walked to the canteen only to see Wanlin playing DOTA on Kai zheng’s macbook.
She just played to die so it was not worth viewing.
My group had to do the OP first as all of our group member came the earliest amongst the latest.
We suck big time cause’ we don’t have the mood to do any presentation cause’ it’s a GOD-DAMN holiday!
I can’t remember my script and I made so many blunders!
Relax Elias, there’s still time to Practise for the OP.
Then the latter groups were to present and blah blah blah….
Suddenly, it was break!
Poh had to meet Bala’s creators for some discussion.
We went down to grab a bite and saw Bala’s creator. [ No further comment on that ]
Went back to class and seize the opportunity to use Kai Zheng’s macbook and started a CAMWHORING SESSION!
Me, Cherlene, Bala, Thina, Reza and Gabriel camwhored the whole of break!
It was FUN and exhilarating.
It’s been month since I camwhored. The last was in Milennia Institute with my khakis.
There was so many poses that we made. I would post some of the photos at the end of this post.
We camwhored for an hour or so and accumulated over 200 pictures![That’s gay]
When all is over and done with, we were on our way to Gabriel’s house to PARTY!
But before that, the Indians and I went to Thina’s house to take Fifa 08 and have lunch at the coffee shop there.
Gabriel house is one CHIO place!
It’s better than any chalet I’ve been to.
SERIOUS MAN!
We played uno, ps2, computer and cards.
When we were plying cards, Bimbo (Cherlene, President of Bimbo Club) and Thina were whacking one another with pillows. Then I came and constrict bimbo movements and Thina whack her.
Haha! Im evil!
Today, I keep poking Jasmine on her cheeks and managed to squeeze her nose!
Mission accomplished!
But then, she managed to pull my ear….
Now, she’s blaming me for her pimples occurrence on her face!
We went to Ang Mo Kio Hub later on for dinner at Macdonald’s.
Thina pierced his ears at a jewelery shop.
Took bus 88 and transferred to bus 81.
The bus ride was dreadful!
And a small girl was annoying the hell out of me.
She kept singing English nursery rhymes even though she can’t pronounce the words properly!
Friday, November 30, 2007
XD posted at 12:11 AM
Adi's Theory of Ridicules
Never Hold Your Farts In. They Travel Up Your Spine, Into Your Brain And That's Where All The Shitty Ideas Come From
Taken from Adi's personal message on MSN.
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Someday IF i ever grow up into an aggressive intolerant guy, I will beat the hell out of people who's hollering loudly in the middle of the night at the coffeeshop below my house.
Too bad that doesnt sounds achievable...
Im a GENTLEMAN...
I settle things in a legitimate and civilised manner.
[ELIAS.... DREAM ON YOU SICK, DELUSIONAL BASTARD!]
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
XD posted at 1:15 PM
I played along
I played along
I played along
Rolled right off my back
But obviously my armour was cracked!
XD posted at 11:55 AM
Humongous Hershey's KISSES
Aww man!
This sucks....
Today is finally the day I throw away my secondary school's treasure…
All the fond memories that are encrypted on each and every paper I received lost in just a short moment….
My 'O' Level Junks
Some doodles (Out of the millions i made) i could get my hands on before throwing them away...
After looking thru' all of the my secondary school stuffs, i realised a lot of things about myself when i was in Upper Secondary:
1) I draw on every single paper i have
2) I failed 90% of my A.maths test
3) Secondary 4 was the year i went downhill and hit rock bottom together with my group of friends. Evidence: Bottom 3 in class position for prelims.
4) I had 111th level position for PRELIMS. [Gosh i feel sOoo stupid cause' i was in the 1st class]
5) My maths homework piles up ever since 3rd term in Secondary 3
6) I started to fail physics and chem when school reopens in Sec 4
7) I never really paid any attention in any classes
8) Elective geog lesson was heaven cause' everything is innate. Why? I achieved As for elective geog test even though i was playing all the time.
9) Recess never really ends puctually unless My form teacher or the DM had to chase us away.
10) I was a prefect and a peer support leader.
11) Being scolded by monster Tay for each day is inevitable
12) Being with my friends ROCKS my life
13) Liyana never really had a perfect school life in sec 3 having me a her sitting partner
14) I love social studies but hated it when i attained 2/25 for my SEQ during my Prelims.
15) Social Studies lessons are dreadfully boring cause' the new sec 4 teacher was teaching as fast a machine gun shooting out rounds.
16) English lessons is like boot camp when Tai Seng is angry
17) Budiman is consistently being made fun of due to his accent and short tongue
18) I was once top for english in class. I think it was prelims.
19) E.maths wasn't going well for me cause' i consistently been getting Cs and B4s.
20) Life was carefree and easygoing until i learnt the fact that my l1R5 was 30+ for prelims before moderation and O Levels is just monaths away.
21) I and my friends stayed in the NCC room everyday after school without fail when we riegn supreme in NCC.
22) We played ball games everyday.
23) NCC was SUPER DUPER UBER FUN!
24) I'm cruel with my NCC cadets.
25) I never ever thought about my future, let alone my actions.
26) Class goes haywire when 4e1 and 4e5 combines!
27) I look forward for every PE lessons cause' we will just play soccer with sec 5Ns
28) I was the Chemistry Representative
29) Mother Tongue lessons was a painful ordeal cause' Alimah would just be scolding me for my laziness and wrong attitudes. But this changed when i obtained an A2 for my MT prelims.
30) I return home 6pm+ earliest.
31) We like to insult one another. We play with parent's names. We ARE MEAN and CRUEL. There were no mercy shown.
32) Im alway being reaped for not having a handphone. Bad times baby.. Bad times...
33) I cant keep quiet at all...
34) New or relieve teachers falls victims to US.
35) I love 4E1'06
36) Joyce is always irritated by me in sec 4
37) i like to borrow Joyce's homework so that i could complete my homework and never on time.
38) I like to disturb the girls in the class. Actually, i disturb anyone i happen to see at that moment i felt an urge to disturb.
39) MING FANG BU TUI!
40) I have super weird black shoes in the school.
41) I never cared about my hair. It always end up as an abomination
42) I fruequently had bad hair days.
43) I frequently skip schools and i owe my form teacher lots of letters and not MCs.
44) Budiman Sucks
Okay there's lots more but i cant recall anymore...
So...
I will update it at some other time when i'm bored...
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
A day to reminisce XD posted at 8:34 PM
Monday, 26th November 2007
*EDITTED*
To view pictures taken on that day please visit: http://zerosweeeeetness.blogspot.com
If you still cant find it, it's under the november archive on Wednesday, 28th November 2007.
So what are you waiting for?
*End of edits*
Finally, it’s Monday and it’s 1S05 CLASS GATHERING~!
I woke up quite early for that particularly cause’ Eunice reminded us to be at Ang Mo Kio MRT station by 9.10am.
So I rushed myself there only to realize that I was going to be late as I was still in Tampines at 8.26 am!
On they way there, I bumped into Joan in the MRT. She went in the MRT and sat down…
It took her 20 secs to notice me! Never mind that cause’ she wasn’t wearing her specs at that moment so that was alright.
FORGIVEN.
Okay, chatted with her along the way and she said, “I realized you like to show your feminine side. Take a look at your pencil box,”
How depressing….
Moving on from that, I assure you that I just have a good [sometimes weird] taste for stuff belonging to me.
Reached there and no classmate of mine was at sight.
I turned 360 and still no one to be found. It was 9.16 am and I WAS EARLY even though I was supposedly to be late!
Keep up the good work Elias! *Thumbs Up*
Gave Eunice a call and she was on her way there with Jasmine.
*Yawn* 5 minutes passed by.
SUDDENLY, someone tapped me from behind and gave a “BOO” to me.
My immediate reply, “Eh, do that again. I wasn’t ready.”
Then, one by one came within the next hour.
Kai Zheng entrance was the most classic. He was all smiley as if there was no tomorrow to smile while going up using the escalator.
Cherlene, Wenkai, Wanlin, Mervin, Chung Kai, Xuan Rong couldn’t attend the gathering due to their own reasons.
Sad.
Reza, Thina and Bala came late. Thanks a lot dude.
Then, we headed to Gabriel’s humble abode.
We took bus 265 there and I had an urge to go to the toilet as I ate Mcdonald’s Breakfast meal.
Upon reaching Gabriel’s door, I dashed to the toilet.
Whoa… Heaven seh!
Then after, we headed to the pool and played games there.
Games played in chronological order:
1) SEVEN
2) Make-the-person-do the-actions-or-say-the-words that-he/she-forbade-to-day/do
3) Diving Game
4) Water Polo
Seven was funny cause’ the loser is to be pushed inside the pool. At one time of point, Kai Zheng lost and was to be pushed inside. Gabriel and Fan Zhi enthusiastically pushing Kai Zheng while I sneak behind them and backstab them by pushing all 3 inside the pool!
Make-the-person-do the-actions-or-say-the-words that-he/she-forbade-to-day/do Game was even funnier as loser had to be spanked on the buttock by Gabriel’s sister Gwen and Anson which is Gabriel Cousin.
Diving Game was oblivious to me cause’ me and Kai Zheng played and ignored the game.
There’s one word to describe the Water Polo Game we played – VIOLENT!
Playing soccer outside the toilet portrayed our stupidity. We keep kicking the ball inside the pond outside the toilet and repeated our actions.
We had a quick shower and, soon, found ourselves at Ang Mo Kio Hub.
Bandung was amazing at S11!
After the quick lunch, it was MOVIE time!
Enchanted was astonishing. Watch it yourself because it will be worth every single cent you spent on it.
We rendezvous with Thina and Reza at the foodcourt and I had my late lunch there. I ate the Nasi Briyani within 5 mins while Eunice and the rest had a short shopping spree.
We returned back and the barbeque had to be on its way cause’ the food was prepared to be barbequed. Gwen was bugging me to help out in the barbeque. It persisted for good 5 minutes until I walked off the house to the BBQ pit.
Gosh….
There were no charcoals involved as it was a stove.
So, it saves plentiful of time to build the fire.
I, Gabriel, Jasmine and Eunice was the main cook there.
We cook, the rest eat. That’s how motivating the job was.
Soon, we played at the basketball court.
We started off by throwing balls into the hoop and, later on, found myself playing soccer with the plastic ball.
At one point of time, I went berserk and went in total madness!
Bala came and I went for a rest.
I came back and the 3 girl (Jasmine, Eunice and Sonia) were bullying the Gwen and Anson by playing monkey with them.
Tsk tsk tsk!
They were so MEAN to them xP
Twister was the next game and we found ourselves into an awkward position.
I fought the battle hard with Eunice…
Alas, I was the last man standing and stood out from the rest.
Rest = Sonia, Wei Xiong, Sonia and Eunice
Next, Jasmine, Gwen and Gabriel went to play.
Jasmine was damn unlucky!
I spin and her left leg just couldn’t find its place on the Twister Mat!
So her right leg had to suffer and was the first one to be eliminated.
Sorry! Hehe…
Gabriel lost eventually when he found himself in a tight spot.
Hence, Gwen was declared the winner~!
Knowing that Reza and Thina will return any moment soon, I initiated the plan to pour cold water to any one of them. Bala was in position.
Both of them came and I ‘borrowed’ Reza’s handphone and gave it to Bala.
The moment was right.
Reza was blissfully sitting down when I came with a a container with ice-cold water.
SPLASH!
Reza was drenched!
That was totally awesome man~~
Reza was all pissed and vented his anger on Thina as I had run away for my life.
Somehow, I and Bala grab hold of Thina and constrict his movements while Reza and Wei Xiong smeared tomato sauce, chilli sauce and chocolates on him.
Reza was happily whacking the chilli sauce bottle and pouring chilli sauce on him.
They smeared it everywhere including his underwear and inside his underwear.
HAHA!
That was F-U-N!
I was exhilarated!
Call me a Sadist.
Tuesday, 26th November 2007 – After 12 Midnight
We wanted to stay at the BBQ pit but the security guard chase us away.
We stay put at Gabriel’s house then we moved to the BBQ pit again.
Then, we were about to have a card game competition only to be spoilt by the security guard again. We moved to the pool and found nowhere suitable.
In the end, we settled down outside of the toilet.
I kept looking at the window pane on the door of the Girl’s toilet.
I don’t know why but it seems creepy and Thina just told about someone who saw heads popping out at the edge of the walls before that.
Call it bravery… HAHA!
We joked and talked about our scary experiences and it proved to be an experience.
Joan kept emphasizing about the setbacks of having odd number of people as there we were 11 of us that night. I kept counting 12 people and scare some people out. In the end, we freak ourselves out and headed back to Gabriel house. We couldn’t do any activities there because’ his families members are sound asleep and it would be disturbing them if we make any noise.
The class made a decision to go to Esso at 1+ am. We treated the road as I fit belongs to our father. We made a chain stretching from one end of the road to the other and took pictures.
Joan and Jasmine screamed their lungs out upon seeing cockroaches.
*editted* Jasmine said "that joan sceamed and hold me damn tight la. Pull me somemore"
That's why Jasmine screamed too.
Eunice was cool at all times even though she screamed both times
At Esso, we took pictures. Jasmine said I was really sleepy as my eyes were super droopy.
Thina kept disturbing how short Jasmine was and I just joined in the fun.
I tried asking Anson to call Jasmine Auntie but failed.
Walked back to the Gabriel’s house and watched ‘Cinderella’!
I was too tired too watch and went to sleep 1st on the floor at the side of the couch.
I warned them that I would be snoring due to my fatigue.
The rest continued watching Cinderella and Cradle to the Grave.
There was this weird thing about Gabriel that I realized every time I opened my eyes. I saw Gabriel standing up and looking at me all the time.
I woke up with full conscience and, again, Gabriel was looking at me. I didn’t know what to do and saw my handphone.
I started to snap everyone’s picture while they are asleep.
Then I realized, Eunice had done that before me and she took a picture of me sleeping.
She told me I snored and Fan Zhi was the worse of all.
So that makes me a little bit of relieve knowing that piece of information.
Kai Zheng has the weirdest position of sleeping. If I have time, I will post his pictures sleeping.
Kai Zheng snore woke Jasmine up from her sleep and she was super agitated by it.
Soon, when everyone was awake, they were complaining of each other sleeping position which caused them their sleep.
Bala was the popular topic to the complaints made.
In next to no time, we left Gabriel’s residence and had our lunch at McDonald’s.
We tried the sms chat where you could post greetings randomly. It could be found on the TV screen in Mcdonald’s located all over Singapore.
1st message:
I love you people from SRJC – Elias, Reza, Thina, Bala, FZ, KZ, Jasmine, Joan, Eunice, Gab.
I can't remember the exact message but it was somewhat familiar with teh above message.
2nd message:
I love you, Bala. From your dearest Reza. Kiss Kiss. XoXo
We waited and waited and waited and waited and we were utterly disappointed.
It did not show up on the TV.
But little did we expect that it would appear at a different time slot.
However, Xuan Rong who was having a break for his camp saw the message and SMS Jasmine about it.
HAHA!
Our effort didn't go into waste!
I, Jasmine, Gabriel, Reza, Bala and Thina went to Thina’s House to slack for awhile cause’ we don’t want to return home so soon.
We watched Austin Powers: GoldMember and Ong Bak.
Thina’s brother was damn irritating.
How I wish I can bondage him and torture him slowly…..
Ate curry chicken at his house and that was enough for the day.
MRT ride home and here I am in my home.
*EDITTED*
To view pictures taken on that day please visit: http://zerosweeeeetness.blogspot.com
If you still cant find it, it's under the november archive on Wednesday, 28th November 2007.
So what are you waiting for?
Saturday, November 24, 2007
XD posted at 2:05 PM
Facts #1
I'm higgled-piggledy
For your information, 'Higgled-piggledy' does exist in the dictionary.
So, check it out cause' someone out there might use 'Higgled-piggledy' while communicating with you.
Facts #2
Facebook is confusing!
So, Elias will not attempt to use it unless every single one of his friends uses it which forces him with the ultimatum of using it.
Ponder #1
Is it true when someone is talking bad about you, you will sneeze?
I don't believe this crap but i've been sneezing out of a sudden.
There's no dust.
Elias is not sick.
There's no ill people in the environment.
But why do i still continue to sneeze for no particular reasons?
Elias will investigate this situation and conjure forth an answer to this mind-boggling mystery.
The worst has yet to appear.
Random #1
Picture Perfect
Surreal
Crumbled
Realisation #1
Elias you better start revising your JC1 work now or you'll regret your whole life. [Damn Regret]
You are complacent and , most prominent of all, LAZY! [The Way I Are]
You're motivated for a week and , POOF!, downhill for you after that. [Roam]
You're lucky that you're promoted to JC2. [Face down]
One day, if you ever fall dont come out with excuses for your mistakes [Wake me up when i'm sober]
So, PLEASE, start studying!
I'm trying to motivate myself to study but to no avail. I failed immediately when i started out this paragraph.
Random #2
"Roam if you want to!
Roam around the world!
Roam if you want to!
Without wings, without wheels"
Friday, November 23, 2007
XD posted at 9:52 PM
Finally, Elias has a keyboard to type!
If you smell.... What Elias is cooking!
Finally, I went town again after so many dreadful heart-wrenching long years....
The plan was to go shopping but we ended up doing additional work by watching 'The Kingdom'
Thina ans Chiak are true shoppers...
They can be brand as girls...
The Kingdom is a terrorist themed movie inpired by Reza's heritage and culture.
Terrorist attacks plotted by Reza's family started up the whole complications..... [I dont want to spoil the movie so i typed dots
*Spoiler*
Reza was eventually killed by the main Actor after killing Faris!
Sad... Faris died....
*Spoiler*
Rushed to East Point and bought my computer keyboards!
I went up 5 levels only to realise that it's located at level 3..
Cant say it's entirely my fault cause' i was feeling sleepy you know...
Didnt have a goodnight sleep you know...
So it sets up a chain effect and ,voila, i get confused...
Then, i went to Tampines Mall to get that present....
Thursday, November 22, 2007
XD posted at 8:07 PM
Tuesday, 20th November 2007
Nordin declared that he will not be our CT for next year...
Kind of sad cause' i like him as a teacher..
He brings down himself to our level.
Which teacher talks nonsense and be strict at the same time?
Which teacher can be treated as a teacher and a friend at the same time?
Bah...
All in all, he deserves a round of applause for his actions.
Wednesday, 21st November 2007
2S04 instead of 2S05
Hmph...
Cant be an s5, but hey, the class is still intact!
We defied destiny and stick thru' thin and thick together...
Together, WE ARE ONE!
Welcome to the class to the s7 peeps coming in...
Slacked at Jasmine's house with fellow 07'1S05-ians for a while after school
Wooohoo~
Finally had the chance to meet my idiotic friends at Temasek Poly!
Since they are idiots and im one of them, so that makes me an idiot!
The only JC idiot there...
Matthew resembles a broom with no stick attached to it..
Amos hair is worse that my pubic hair. F***ing hairstyle.
When I entered TP's ground i felt a different ambience.
The fear of POLY students ambushing a miserable jc student shrouded my mind...
I entered the premises with precautions at the tip of my reflexes.
Wham!
I saw hizam ad Wenjie...
I feel like an alien there...
Then...... *blah blah blah*
IT WAS STREET SOCCER TIME!
Somehow we ended up playing with an old primary school friend vengkatdesh and fellow ex-east springians..
Damn fun man... that Firdaus guy stripped and played in purple boxes only... haha... crazy...
Made friends with Amos' classmate... Somehow i get this feeling that i can mix well with Qayyum...
As we walked home, we crapped all the way!
That's life...
Thursday, 22nd November 2007
Boring lecture --> 4 hours break --> Breakfast at LJS --> Dreaded but fun Chemistry lesson
Me and Gabriel sang Pokemon theme song, Hi-5 and Blue's Clues songs in class..
Whem TM to get the present but to no avail...
Definite 'U' grade for effort..
I cant seem to spot it...
I was rendered useless...
Sunday, November 18, 2007
XD posted at 11:33 PM
Even if tomorrow everything dissapears, with you by my side I dont need anything else...
XD posted at 6:40 PM
OH!
ELIAS~
YOU'RE STILL NOT FORGIVEN.
DON'T THINK I FORGOT WHAT YOU WROTE ON MSN YESTERDAY!
DAMN ASS.....AND HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT MY PRESENT!?
I GIVE YOU TILL THE END OF THIS MONTH TO GET MY PRESENT.
=D
Adapted from http://rightly-mine.blogspot.com
Haha....
Again, i cant remember what i said!
i will make the effort to remember what i said starting from today.
Haha....
Ps: She's a little bit crude. Pardon her for that.[She will complain about this when she reads this]
=D
Thursday, November 15, 2007
XD posted at 4:23 AM
This is depressing
XD posted at 3:17 AM
ASPIRE just had to fail me at this critical moment
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
XD posted at 9:10 PM
Monday, 13th November 2007
I dont remember what happened at that day except that Me, Reza and Nithin running in a stadium to exercise after school.
Tuesday, 14th November 2007
Oh My god!
I was late for Econs lecture by 30 minutes today!
Actually 15 minutes, but i just wasted time going to the toilet with Chung Kai.
Then, there i was standing at the back of the Lecture Theatre as my punishment...
Also, THERE WAS AN IMPROMPTU MATHS TUTORIAL LESSON after that!
I actually i was informed by Jasmine the night before but i refused to believe that i read that message saying there's maths tutorial the next day..
So there i was attending maths tutorials unprepared...
TOTALLY UNPREPARED!
So, lesson was not effective cause' i have no freaking idea about VECTOR III!
So, me and gabriel schemed thru' Reza's works and always one question behind him....
After that, it was SWIMMING TIME~!
I actually forgotten how to swim...
Hmph..... Come to think about it, it has been 5 years since i last swam...
So i manged to "re-learn" swimming though not good at it yet!
SO, YES!
I CAN DO IT!
IM THE MASTER OF MY LIFE!
I SHAPE MY OWN FUTURE!
but when life gets all wrong, i'll just leave it to fate...........
Saturday, November 10, 2007
XD posted at 6:08 PM
BADMINTON FEVER TODAY!
Wheee~~~~~
Fttttttttttttttt~~~~~~~~
FeeeeeeWeeeeett~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wahahahaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Above are all sound effects that can be done by everyone. Please feel free to attempt this stuns as it brings no harm.]
Badminton + Elias = Badeliasminton
Woke up at 9.15am today only to discover that im supposed to meet Eunice at Aljunied MRT at 10am...
Instead of rushing, i had a 25 mins bathe and slowly pack my bag.
10.15am, Rendevouz with Eunice and Bala...
Upon arrival at Aljunied MRT station,
Bala: Wah Elias! Finally You're wearing some other shirts...
I felt so denounced hearing that... Maybe i do lack shirts in my wardrobe....
We sat at the stairs while waiting for WX and GAB.
Tsk...
They were late!
I hate people who are not punctual!
Makes me want to vomit blood and slap their faces as though they get langgar by some lorry.
We are supposed to meet at 10am!
I came at 10.15 am!
They came later!
So that made me early....
TSk.....
Eunice wanted to walk to the CC but Bala wanted to take Bus...
" -Debate went on- "
Bala won!
We took a bus there..
Circuit Road is damn confusing.
I felt as though i was an alien there.
We had lunch and then we walked to the CC.
Eunice made us walk one whole round when actually we could walk straight up...
Haha... Nevermind that, the worst thing was the CC was fully booked for the day!
We saw a cat shitting in a weird pose and it bury its poo after that...
That's why cats are cleaner than dogs...
We walked back and, SUDDENLY, transported to Bala's house!
I was perplexed....
Oh ya, we tried taking photos of us in the mirror at the ceiling of the lift..
Regretfully, Gab forgotten to switch off the flash mode and the picture was 'Flashy'!
Haha...
I realised that Bala had two younger brothers instead of one.
The youngest one looks exactly like Bala.
Screwed up also...
Haha....
We continued our day by playing carom and couldn't end the game cause' none of us (or rather Gabriel) could shoot the red token in...
1 hour passed while trying to achieve that.
At last, we gave up and went badminton-ing at the outdoor court.
Wx was a sadist- he gets all excited killing NPC player in a game..
Badminton was fun!
I won Gabriel, Wei Xiong and Bala in singles match.
The game with Bala was an Epic one!
Our fiery souls braved to our maximum potential and Bala couldn't last.
Elias came out of the battle victorious!
Gabriel lost to me 8-1.
Wei Xionng lost to Bala 8-1.
Wei Xiong lost to me 8-7.
Eunice's Brother Nicholas lost to me 8-5.
I wondered why Eunice brother is called Nicholas and not **nis.
When i played with his brother, it was all quiet even though it was intensed!
haha...
Wei Xiong was a sore loser!
He kept accussing Bala of cheating and blamed the wind for his mistakes!
Eventually he lost....
He tried doing that to me but to no avail.
Whenever he played with Eunices, we keep shouting out "SUCKER!" when he concede a score and "BULLY!" when he scored one...
Haha....
Then i had a 40 minutes bus ride to tampines...
It was dreadful....
Friday, November 09, 2007
XD posted at 9:42 PM
Friendster always cracks me up....
Seriously man....
This photo image is taken from Amos First Aid Kit's Friendster.
Matthew the best lah....
Today i massacred the whole of a cockroach tribe.
Gruelling.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
XD posted at 10:52 AM
HAPPY DEEPAVALI
This goes especially to tanned and black people such as Thina, Nithin, Bala, Reza, Jasmine and Gabriel!
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
XD posted at 11:59 PM
PROJECT WORK is finally over~!
How depressing.....
It's the most exhilirating 'A' level subject ever...
The relaxation in one and every single Pw lesson you attained is unquestionable.
The late night rides doing PIs, EoMs, I&Rs, GPPs, and WRs really turned me on...
How i wish i could savour PW lessons again...
How i crave for it's awe-inspiring lesson to return again...
But i guess, we're through with it....
It dearly dampens my spirit knowing this omen...
*Psst* I rejoyced immediately after GPF was handed in!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANLIN!
Finally old enough to bake cookies on your own without any parental guidance.
Today i went to compass point to have lunch there...
Ahhh.... All the fond memories......
*ahem*
I saw the nicest horizontally stripe polo ever at bossini!
It was white with orange stripes.
Too bad i didnt brought along any money....
ARGHHH!!!!!
XD posted at 3:37 AM
It's 3.45am and i still wide awake!
The cats meowing is irritating me...
The apeks at the coffeeshop dont know when to stop drinking. That also irritates me
The sound of motorbikes by inconsiderate motorist irritates me to the core.
Fights and arguments at the coffeeshop annoyed me up till now.
So that's what happen when u live 3 stories above a coffeeshop.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
XD posted at 5:46 PM
PW oral Presentation is done for!
No more PW for the rest of my life!
WhoOOOooooooooOooooooooooooooo!
I think i did quite okay especially the 'AHAH!' part.
My team fare quite well for the whole of OP... [Self-motivation]
Jasmine was nervous-wrecked!
She pronounce words incorrectly.
Wei Xiong made a fatal mistake by not correcting his mistakes the night before!
Wasted!
Fan Zhi was an enthusiast!
Variation in the tones.
Ting Zhe was confident!
Smooth flow throughout!
Elias was trembling even though he wasn't nervous at the introduction!
Nithin said Elias was boring until the 'AHAH!' part!
Oh ya, i drew a picture of gary after finishing the OP while waiting for the teacher to grade us.
Here Goes:
Colin's group did well too.
The girl speak as if there was no tomorrow.
She sped her way out.
Eugene was shockingly good at presenting his ideas but his actions with his cue cards is quite robotic.
Gary damn Cina sia the accent. The moment he speak everyone started to giggle especially Nithin.
In the end, i could not contain my laughter and laughed out loud [ okay i was lying, i just giggled].
Gordon was alright and so was Colin.
When Colin asked a question, i raised my hands and answered cause he asked me for help.
Well, no harm helping him to get the marks for audience engagement.
After school, we handed in I&R and off to Kovan for breakfast.
The Indians and I ate Qi Ji while the rest ate Yoshinaya [ is that how you spell it?]
Then me and the Indians went off first to party at my house.
At the underground station, thina stopped and chatted with an NY girl.
'Eh! the face is somewhat familiar'
Then, i realised it was Thina's GF Felicia...
That Thina straightaway went soft and changed to Cina accent.
Then, i took a picture of them and she was like "what's your friend doing?"
Thina turned and get malu out of a sudden!
I dont know why but it was funny!
This proves that guys can be soft at times and there's no harm doing it [when your friend is not there]
Then Jasmine called saying that the rest will be coming to my house.
Bus trip:
-Amazing cold and fantabulous
-Benjani [ only Nithing would understand]
-tried taking pictures of Wanlin and Jasmine but failed terribly
-->Only one reason could explain it all - They're acting SHY!
My house:
- Me and Indians played Fifa 08
- The rest watched Transformers
Im going to charge Gabriel and Jasmine money for using my electricity to charge their laptop and handphone respectively!
Haha~~
Hidayah is irritating yesterday night!
Haha... She always say that i forget what i said but she wont remind me what it was!
If you're reading this, tell me why im famous with your friends!
Please? =DLabels: yaya
Monday, November 05, 2007
XD posted at 11:59 PM
I was down with a slight fever and i still played badminton with eunice and afterwards i ate MACDONALDS~!
Actually we went to school to practise our OP but, in the end, we slacked.
Talk about productivity here!
Then, we went to Paya Lebar Kovan CC and did sports there....
Playing Badminton with Jasmine makes me want to vomit blood...
Haha!
Thereafter, Me Gab Eunice and Wei Xiong slacked at Mcdonalds cause Fz And Xr went off early and Jasmine had some commitments for her Npcc.
Crap~
Crap~
Crap~
That's all we did!
At night time, I&R really pissing me off!
It pissed Jasmine too cause' she asked me to kill her. {Siao Siao}
Then HIDAYAH was irritating me! [Thanks eh]
In the end, i just did a slip shot work for I&R and went to memorise my script before sleeping.Labels: yaya
Saturday, November 03, 2007
XD posted at 11:59 PM
Saturday, 3rd November 2007
Hari Raya outing with fellow East springians!
Champions We Are~~~
I love hitting liyana with every pillow from every house.
I love reaping on rizardi and reza.
I love the kek lapis at Izdiyad house.
I love the foods at hizam house.
I love screaming out loud when man u and arsenal scored.
Lastly,
I love the money!
Thursday, November 01, 2007
XD posted at 10:55 PM
There's an OP rehearsal held in school today.
I was crossing the road while hearing the songs on my ipod only to see jasmine walking alone right in front of me.
So I approached her and she said I was late even though I was early.
Then she sped off to the front hoping that I would enter the school later than her so that she will not lose the bet we made – She would have to watch The Ring if I came early. [Stupid agreement]
Guess what?
I was not late for the OP and she lost the bet!
So JASMINE if you’re reading this, I WON and you have to watch The Ring in the midst of the night!
We walked to the canteen only to see Wanlin playing DOTA on Kai zheng’s macbook.
She just played to die so it was not worth viewing.
My group had to do the OP first as all of our group member came the earliest amongst the latest.
We suck big time cause’ we don’t have the mood to do any presentation cause’ it’s a GOD-DAMN holiday!
I can’t remember my script and I made so many blunders!
Relax Elias, there’s still time to Practise for the OP.
Then the latter groups were to present and blah blah blah….
Suddenly, it was break!
Poh had to meet Bala’s creators for some discussion.
We went down to grab a bite and saw Bala’s creator. [ No further comment on that ]
Went back to class and seize the opportunity to use Kai Zheng’s macbook and started a CAMWHORING SESSION!
Me, Cherlene, Bala, Thina, Reza and Gabriel camwhored the whole of break!
It was FUN and exhilarating.
It’s been month since I camwhored. The last was in Milennia Institute with my khakis.
There was so many poses that we made. I would post some of the photos at the end of this post.
We camwhored for an hour or so and accumulated over 200 pictures![That’s gay]
When all is over and done with, we were on our way to Gabriel’s house to PARTY!
But before that, the Indians and I went to Thina’s house to take Fifa 08 and have lunch at the coffee shop there.
Gabriel house is one CHIO place!
It’s better than any chalet I’ve been to.
SERIOUS MAN!
We played uno, ps2, computer and cards.
When we were plying cards, Bimbo (Cherlene, President of Bimbo Club) and Thina were whacking one another with pillows. Then I came and constrict bimbo movements and Thina whack her.
Haha! Im evil!
Today, I keep poking Jasmine on her cheeks and managed to squeeze her nose!
Mission accomplished!
But then, she managed to pull my ear….
Now, she’s blaming me for her pimples occurrence on her face!
We went to Ang Mo Kio Hub later on for dinner at Macdonald’s.
Thina pierced his ears at a jewelery shop.
Took bus 88 and transferred to bus 81.
The bus ride was dreadful!
And a small girl was annoying the hell out of me.
She kept singing English nursery rhymes even though she can’t pronounce the words properly!
I played alongI played alongI played alongRolled right off my backBut obviously my armour was cracked!
Even if tomorrow everything dissapears, with you by my side I dont need anything else...
