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PROFILE
Elias sometimes known as yayas... Dont ask me why.. Haha... A kind soul..
A Serangoonist stuck in an ugly-looking school! fat_moo(at)hotmail(dot)com

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kao-ani
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baby.pooh
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Friday, February 29, 2008

XD posted at 11:23 PM

Odd Day today

Thursday, February 28, 2008

XD posted at 9:10 PM

27th February 2008, Wednesday

I was well-amazed at the the number of people attending photography that day.
Inevitably shocking.


28th February 2008, Thursday

Was NAPFA today?
NAPFA was Today!
Today was NAPFA!

Am I Happy?
Happy I am!
I am Happy!

Why!?
Why!?
Why!?

I finally attained a C grade for 2.4km run!
Haha... What a big loser i am...
But, hey, the run was conducted after the 5 Stations!

Sit & Reach - 49cm
Standing Broad Jump - 243cm
Chin-up - 10
Sit-ups - 50
Shuttle Run - 9.7secs

Not bad lah... At least can achieve an 'A' grade for most stations.

On the other hand, there's no happiness without any sorrow.
Gabriel missed his 'Gold' by 1cm!
Bloody wasted man!
It's like DUDE! C'mon man teacher, give him some leeway!
Furthermore, he's wearing court shoes which so gargantuan!
You can't be serious in making him redoing all 6 stations again!?
As a result, Gabriel emo-ed for some moment of the day.

Well, after much discussion with him, he has two options left to attain his gold.
1) Retake his NAPFA all over again in 2 months time.
2) The desperate and preferable method. Have sex with the teacher. You can ponder on what will happen next.

Well, the decision is up to him.
I just hope he goes for the desirable option.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

XD posted at 9:32 PM

This is tragic...

Thursday, February 21, 2008

XD posted at 10:17 PM

I've finally achieved a Grade C for my 2.4km run.
Took me so long to achieve it...
Haha... Dont ask me of my timing....
It sucks...


Sexuality workshop in school today was hilarious.
Principle warned us not to blog about it..
Hence, i shall not elaborate any further cause' he reads blogs.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

XD posted at 10:16 PM

Tuesday, 18th Feb 2008

Chemistry SPA Assessment was damn easy.
No sweat man even though i was sweating.
Yes, humans do sweat cause' we have sweat glands inside our body. If not why didn't they call it perspiring glands instead.


Wednesday, 19th Feb 2008

Jc1 people just pissed me off today even though it's their first day of school
People are rushing against time to enter the damned tiny gate [which can fit 2 people max at one time] so that we can be on time and yet this bloody Jc1 had the cheek to walk slowly and loitering at the gate region. This, in turn, causes a human congestion and people are literally rooted to the ground.
That wasn't half as bad if you see the pace they are walking.
They are so slow that millions or maybe billions of people are late for school.
The queue stretches from one end of the fence to the other end.
5 people from my class were late.
5/18 X 100% = 27.8%
That's like a quarter of the class getting late.
The percentage of people late for school is significant. Therefore, Jc1 has somewhat relation to this problem.
Other than that, im cool with the Jc1.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

XD posted at 4:44 PM


This album cover caught my attention immediately while i was searching for Kamelot other album cover.
It's like love at first sight!
For your information, Kamelot is a power metal band with Roy Kahn as the vocalist.

Friday, February 15, 2008

XD posted at 9:51 PM

Wednesday, 13th February 2008

So what exactly did i do on that paticular day?



Thursday, 14th February 2008

Valentine's Day
Received 3 gifts.
Tried making one but turned out bad.
So i threw away the gift.
Haha..

Report on PE lesson:

6 rounds for 2.4km run.
5mins rest.
10 rounds of running.

NTU talk.
We made the right decision to go for the NIE section talk cause' there's the only packed place and there's no need to pay attention.

Oh yeah, something mystical happened to my right ear and i could hear repeats of what im listening in a softer and higher pitch sound.


Friday, 15th February 2008

It's Total Defence Day!

Vector test was amazingly easy for question 2.
Question 1 and 3 was bullshit onyl because i dont knwo how to solve it.
So yeah, Maths is a big No NO for me and it'll prove a tribulation for me.
I soOoo need to change my attitude.
Yes that's it!
Good Job Elias!
Realizing is better than idling around waiting for something magical to occur.



Ten things i look forward in school:

- Lunch. What can i say? I lvoe to indulge myself with foods.
- Pe lessons cause' i can train my fitness. [NS nearing]
- Gp Lessons cause' that's one of the lesson where i can rest my brain
- Chemistry Lab Lesson. Why? That's when i can torment Jasmine!
- Chemistry Tutorial! It's not even a proper lesson in my opinion.
- Meeting my friends and chill.
- Doing Chin-ups.
- Disturbing Nithin and the girls in my class.
- My personal locker so that i could lighten up my bag.
- Leaving the school gates at the end of the day.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

XD posted at 9:44 PM

Monday, 11th February 2008

Im a slacker man!
I am really one big slacker!
Everytime 2.4km run i will just run 3 rounds!
Mainly cause my stamina SUCK big time!
Haha...
I slept late too just to do my integration tutorial again.
What a change Elias.
Doing homework all over again.
Just unbelievable.
Magnificent start i must say.
Good Job.
(Pardon me for excessively showering appraisals unto myself)
[You can praise me if you want to]

Tuesday, 12th February 2008

I walked into the Chemistry Lab unprepared or rather I dont give a shit for Chem Mock SPA practise.
I walked in the room in a state of mental chaos due to insufficient sleep.
Like i said, i did integration revision to prepare myself for the integration re-test.

Econs Lecture:-
My book is filled with colours!
I love colouring books!

Me and Jinwei jumped over the the black rubbish bin!

During Gp Tutorial we had to make a mindmap kind of poster on the topic Biofuel.
Little did we know that it turns out to be a mistake.
No we're not doing the wrong things.
It's just horrendous.
Illegible handwritings, Bad drawings and A picture of a shit which was worse than a shit.
I swear it was bad.
I just took my time drawing and so-called "decorate" it.

After which, we played asshole taitee (is that how you spell it?).
Fun, it was.
Really Fun!
I was the reigning overall queen.
Wen Kai is a born "2nd asshole" cause' he always finish second last.
Maybe it was the seat he was sitting on.

I managed to pass my Chem test though i barely pass it.
But... who give a care!
For as long i pass i'll be happy.
Im a simple guy.
As simple as ABC.
As simple as 123.
As simple as alif, ba, ta.

Maths re-test was harder than the lecture test.
Poor me.

Oh yes, i just finish skipping 700+ times.
No sweat..
I wish i could do more.
However, i have to do my homework.
What luck man.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

XD posted at 11:49 PM

Fatty house is the real deal i tell you.
Pent house plus roof-top access.
PLUS PLUS PLUS, a sea view from the rooftop.
It's as though the rooftop is the 3rd storey of the house.
Today we went her house for chinese new year party.
Her cousin Shane is one god-damn troubled kid.
He makes indian racist joke as though no indian kid was present.
Bala was the victim.
He speak as fast as lightning and as loud as a lion.
He's one amazing kid.
A wonder in fact.
He's also vulgar and erotic.
I wonder what his mother fed him during his growing up stage.
I dont understand kids these days.

Friday, February 08, 2008

XD posted at 9:50 PM

I realized today's afternoon was a hot one.
Let's just say lots people getting groggy and eventually loss their consciousness soon after.
What about me!?
Im perfectly alright.
I must really thank my endurance during NCC trainings years ago.
Thanks NCC. ( i enunciate the word as thanks not dance) [i'm afraid some hongkies might poke fun at me for saying the word thanks]
So, back to the warm weather.
Who is to be blamed?
Al-Qaeda?
Is this one of their cunning plots to bring calamity forth on earth after many of their brothers died by the hands of the corporation?
George Bush?
They say ignorance is bliss. But he aware of everything and yet he's still happy.
The Chinese?
Cause' they occupy a third of the world's populations.
Developing countries?
Cheap labour, cheap land, cheap machineries. EVERYTHING's CHEAP!
Developed countries?
To sustain economic growth.
The list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on if you know what i mean.

I finally understand the truth today.
The main culprit are actually we human beings!
We were warned of this predicament before but we didn't listen.
The future generations has inherited our mistakes.
We didn't listened.
We destroy the environment for our own selfish reason.
Pollutions is our only contribution to the Gaia.
We altered the course of nature...
Mother Nature shall repay us with her wrath.
We are doomed!





I was bored okay...

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

XD posted at 10:37 PM

Rules of the game:

Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs!


1. I dont like to talk when im feeling sleepy


2. I eat on epic proportions and yet i maintain my weight of 60kg


3. I like to touch hot things.


4. I have a crayon stuck inside my brain.


5. I have a black pair of spectacles.


6. I hate to eat vegetables.


7. I dont care what's gonig on with the current trends or fashions.


8. I like to tease people.


9. I'm depressed all the time.


10. People like to label me WEIRD


So who do i tag?

Hmph....

You decide...



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Chinese New Year Concert


It was of better standard than the last concert in school.

Dikir Barat was brought to a whoel new level.

Faiz the bomb!

The drum performance was damn fabulous.

Small kids performed today at the concert. Maybe the lack of budget explain it all.


Slack the whole day with 'them'

It was day filled with indecisiveness..

That's all i have to say.






Tuesday, February 05, 2008

XD posted at 11:21 PM

Yes i remembered!

I achieved so many things on Monday.
Go on.
Read.

During Pe on Monday, We were to do interval trainings and one of them was to skip 200 times.
Reza said he never skip his whole life.
So, the rest of us just continued skipping and then.....
Reza was struggling to hop once.
At first when we first saw him do that was not that funny cause we all are panting like one mad dog.
Then after PE, We started laughing. (Talk about laggging her)
i reached 200 hops and reza strguggling to reach 50.
Haha... You can do it Reza!
i know you can!
This is also the first time i did a double skip in single jump!
Achievement it was!

Maths lesson on Monday.
It was the first time i asked a question on maths in my whole Jc Life.
YES!
I sense some progession here.

Econs Lesson on Monday.
The first time i did an Economics essay in my whole life!
And the first time i was praised by Mdm Saadiah for doing Econs essay!
That's like killing two birds with one stone.
Only that the stone is now An Essay.
And the birds are the consequences of not doing homework.
It all adds up now!
I see the truth!

Physics Tutorial on Monday.
It's the first time that i ever volunteered write up answers on the whiteboard!
Why!?
The first question was the easiest and sooner or later everyone had to answer some questions.


Tuesday

Today the paranoid lab assistance was not present during Chem Spa lesson cause we are not doing any Practical today.
She always kept a lookout on me to prevent any mischievous act.
She can be a professional part-time security guard.
I will pay her double of what normal security guards are earning right now if i were to employ her.


XD posted at 10:30 PM

I forgotten what i wanted to write!

I forgotten what had happened today and yesterday...

Sunday, February 03, 2008

XD posted at 2:55 PM

HAppy 18th Birthday To Matthew Lim Ming Jie!

Hope you liked the flour, curry powder, ice and water inside your underwear!