Friday, June 13, 2008
XD posted at 9:15 PM
Elias, Hizam, Wenjie and Chok at my house again.
Hizam took 6 hours to lose his virginity!
Slowly lah boy. It's just not your day.
When i say virginity i dont mean the i poke you virginity.
We are good boys :D
Good boys always finish last.
Except for Amos. He go against all the laws of nature. Heresy at its best!
****GAMERS FANATIC ALERT****
I played a game today and i spent 2 hours fighting a boss.
What can i say?
The gamer is back!
Only for this holiday cause' he has nothing better to do.
****GAMERS FANATIC ALERT****
Bumped into Adam and Zulhilmi Babat today.
I love them man. They are a bunch of people whom i'm feel super comfortable with. No hesitation at all. All humour. You all should meet this two fellow.
Yes! There are people whom Elias is not comfortable with their company.
This happens when i'm not quite familiar with them or i just dont want to befriend them due to my own personal reasons.
"I don't like your face" ~ That might be one reason.
But strangely, i always end up being friends with people i hate at first sight.
****JOKE****
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious.
You''ve just got a broken index finger."
~~~~~~~
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."
****JOKE****
I've go so much free time but i'm not fully utilising it for my studies.
Furthermore, there are megatonnes worth of homeworks needed to be done by a weeks time.
Nevermind, i've got 9 days to do my work.
Optimism will help me!
In Elias we trust!
me
Me back in the early 90s. Cool huh?
We are closer than veins itself.
Like what Reza said, This is my people.
These are some random Banglah who begged to take a picture with me.
These are my family in SRJC. Even though none of them is perfect, we make up a perfect family!
schools
Tampines Primary School;
East Spring Secondary School;
Millenia Institute;
Serangoon Junior College;
desires
I bounded by a curse; Never to desire ever again.
hopes
Neither can i hope
interest
I do not understand what you speak of
Friday, June 13, 2008
XD posted at 9:15 PM
Elias, Hizam, Wenjie and Chok at my house again.
Hizam took 6 hours to lose his virginity!
Slowly lah boy. It's just not your day.
When i say virginity i dont mean the i poke you virginity.
We are good boys :D
Good boys always finish last.
Except for Amos. He go against all the laws of nature. Heresy at its best!
****GAMERS FANATIC ALERT****
I played a game today and i spent 2 hours fighting a boss.
What can i say?
The gamer is back!
Only for this holiday cause' he has nothing better to do.
****GAMERS FANATIC ALERT****
Bumped into Adam and Zulhilmi Babat today.
I love them man. They are a bunch of people whom i'm feel super comfortable with. No hesitation at all. All humour. You all should meet this two fellow.
Yes! There are people whom Elias is not comfortable with their company.
This happens when i'm not quite familiar with them or i just dont want to befriend them due to my own personal reasons.
"I don't like your face" ~ That might be one reason.
But strangely, i always end up being friends with people i hate at first sight.
****JOKE****
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious.
You''ve just got a broken index finger."
~~~~~~~
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."
****JOKE****
I've go so much free time but i'm not fully utilising it for my studies.
Furthermore, there are megatonnes worth of homeworks needed to be done by a weeks time.
Nevermind, i've got 9 days to do my work.
Optimism will help me!
In Elias we trust!
