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Elias sometimes known as yayas... Dont ask me why.. Haha... A kind soul..
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

XD posted at 11:59 PM

Let's talk about school today, okay?
IT'S DREADFUL!
Okay I'm done talking about school life.




Today's an unlucky day.
2nd April 2008 = Bad Day.
It's been 5 months since i last played street soccer and guess what happened?

KicK --> Tackle --> Shoot --> Dribble --> Tackle --> PYAAAAK!

My SRJC pants tore at the mid-section!
From one end to the other. Just like a grin from ear to ear.
The hole was GINORMOUS!
If it was a black hole, it would be able to suck every single living organism in this universe!
Even i can put my whole head in it and there's ample of space to put another head in.
No, it was not embarrassing but rather hilarious.
Even i could not handle it myself.
Funny right?
You all should have seen it.
SERIOUS!
DAMN FUNNY!
At that very moment, a massive hole lies open and every single effort to close it back was futile.
I was panicking on how to go home with a super duper big hole on my pants.

Redundant thoughts struck my mind soon after.
How am i going to get home?
What if i pretended the hole was not there and be slumber about it while boarding a bus?
What have i done wrong to deserve this bloody retribution?
Did i do something bad to Amos?
Wah lucky no girl around or else damn paiseh sia.
SHIT! This is SHIT!


Thank God, Amos had an extra pants around.
I wore it and continued to play but, this time, going the extra mile to be cautious of my next step.
I dont want to be some idiot walking around in public areas with a tear on his pants.
That would be extreme humiliation.
I dont think i did something bad to that major extent to be punished that way.
Right?
Right?
Right?

I shall consider whether i should upload the pictures of the super massive hole-y pants.



I drank peach milk shake tea followed by h20 energy drink followed by barley followed by a cup of coke and finally 3 cups of plain water within 2 hours. [That's 3 followed by] {Nice!}
That's wicked man~



Something sad happened to my friend too.
But, i shall not elaborate anythign about it.