My destiny is in my own hands...

2011-10-23T03:50:00.000+08:00

The kids aren't alright!

Oh wait... We are the kids......

2011-10-22T21:58:00.001+08:00

you know hor life is like that lah...... lan lan loh!

2011-10-21T22:27:00.001+08:00

Wow! Such a turn of event... Ping Pong Balls lah!!!

2011-09-29T01:10:00.001+08:00

Is there life within us?

2011-09-29T00:59:00.000+08:00

IT'S THURSDAY!!!!!! 5 MORE DAYS TO SCHOOL AGAIN!

PFFT..... NO LIFE!

HMPH~~ SHUT UP!

DON'T WANT EH!

YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!

*BLOWING RASPBERRY*

GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

2011-09-11T15:42:00.001+08:00

What is miracle when life itself it not.

2011-07-16T02:35:00.003+08:00

We never cry for help, We're SUPERHEROES!!!

Now that this blog is dead i can finally update again! Woohoo~!

Haha! No! actually i just want to improve or rather maintain my grammar prowess from usurping to dark side aka deterioration. It could help... or not... But i hope it helps since i got all the time in the world right now till school starts which is in 16 days time.

What does 16 days tell us?

16 days = 384 hours = 23040 minutes = 1382400 secs

yes i did the math myself!

A sliver of hope? I RECKON!

Oh my.... I'm actually talking to myself by using this blog as a medium... DAMN! I just have nothing to do at home and i am wide wide wide awake at this blessed hour. Like they say, when all else fail you can only depend on yourself to bolster yourself. And.... this is what i'm doing right now... How convincing...

Gah! imma talk in me cow language!

Mooo~ moo!? Moo mooooo mooo moo. Moo? Mooooooo~!

Moo?

Now in me cat language!

Meow~ meooooow! Purrrr... MEOW!!!! Mew mew~!

Show me sign of paradise, a place we all would like to go.

Tell me what to sacrifice, so there's a chance for me to want you.

2011-07-14T16:21:00.000+08:00

Thursday, 14th July 2011

3 Weeks till school start!

2011-01-15T04:33:00.000+08:00

24 days left!!!

Ord medical check up done!

2011-01-05T11:50:00.001+08:00

33 Days Left!!!

2010-11-30T14:04:00.000+08:00

68 days left!!!

2010-11-22T15:44:00.001+08:00

76 days...

2010-11-14T14:21:00.001+08:00

84 days left!

2010-11-11T16:56:00.002+08:00

87 days more!!!

For a moment there, i felt a slight pinch of euphoria after counting the number of days left......
The state of bliss will be better when we're approaching the DAY.
Trust me guys, i'm confident on this one.

2010-08-19T23:36:00.001+08:00

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-07-30T23:48:00.001+08:00

I'm a Yui freak!!!

2010-07-22T23:59:00.000+08:00

2010-07-18T22:24:00.002+08:00

This is what serving the country makes you into!
Aahhhhh.... This is taking too long, far too long I SAY!
A few months take ages to past...
HAIZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz.................................................

Now that this blog is dead, i shall pen down or rather type in everything i want!
So is this what i planned out all this while you ask?
GO EAT SHIT!
If only everyone stop growing at the climax of their youth and it remains that way forever and ever and forever never.
Must be refreshing to have that same tingly feeling every single day.
*sigh*
*huge sigh*
*humongous sigh*
*extreme ginormous sigh*
Must be excruciating to give an epic proportion sigh....

DEPRESSED...................................................

I shall end this post with this question.
Do you or Are you?

2010-07-18T22:22:00.000+08:00

YUI!

HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN!!

!!!

2010-07-03T13:40:00.001+08:00

YUI! YUI! YUI! AGAIN!

2010-07-03T13:38:00.000+08:00

YUI! YUI! YUI!

2009-12-07T11:44:00.002+08:00

"I want nobody, nobody but you!"

Everyone knows about the song Nobody made famous by the South Korean pop girl band Wonder Girls. It's so famous that the craze lasted for months and They even break into the US Top 100 Billboard. What a feat to achieve for an asian artiste to even be even heard of. I understand that the song contains repeated lyrics that is addictive to listen to and much more that the girls are attractive enough to eyes of the beholder. Knowing this, this is the reason why everyone are listening to them.

Today i just witnessed something revealing, earth-shaking i would say....
WHY THE FUCK IS A 5-YEARS OLD( MAYBE YOUNGER) BOY SINGING AND DANCING TO THAT SONG AT SHOP-N-SAVE!?
Someone should just save him......

2009-10-27T22:51:00.002+08:00

On the 22nd October 2009, Elias has finally POC-ED from Hoteloo Tangoooone Alphaooooo (read the bold letters) and he's so jubilated that his smile spreads from the indian ocean right to the pacific ocean. Not only that, he bliss could provide enough drive for him to jump from earth towards the moon and, at the same time, performing a double inwards somersault at the highest point of travel. That's how happy Elias is on that fulfilling day.

Time for the real work....

Today, I went to Marine Parade NeeePeeijCeeee (i don't want them to come and read this) to report my first day at work... Impression of the day, horrendous lah babe... Settle admin for 2 hours and lepak for the rest of the time... Why can't they release me straight. Don't they know many people are deprived from having Elias' hours? I bet you agree with me right now.
Well..... i'm sleepy.....

2009-09-06T18:17:00.003+08:00

Let me talk about my experience from driving school for today.
Driving is fun but at a fast pace, it sucks the the core siol!

I just started driving lessons on thursday night and we started on the circuit course doing left turns and right turns. The instructor was calm and patient or rather i would say he is bored and can't wait to get out of the car. He must be thinking to himself "How the fuck i end up in the car with a trainee doing nothing except telling him what to do!?" Hahaha... Driving at night is tiring and it takes lots of focus and energy to drive expecially when you know nothing at all. Hmph... And so Elias took a huge leap in his life again. I don't know what kinf od leap this is but it sure looks nice when i read it again. So, 1st lesson is fun.

3 days later on the 5th of September, i had to attend driving lessons again. But guess what? On my 2nd lesson i had to drive out of the driving centre towards tampines, to be exact, near Temasek Polytechnic.

"SCARY SIA!"

To my amazement, he said i will be driving outside on my 2nd lesson.

Jarvin: Elias, we will be driving outside today. Don't be nervous.

Elias: Eh?

My jaw literally dropped for the moment he said that and i just stoned.

He kept tekan me cause i have problem braking in short distance when im in 4th gear to 2nd gear.

Eh hello, i barely know anything and you assumed that i'm a prodigy?

Nevermind that.... I was driving smoothly but the moment he criticized me everything went haywire, hectic, chaotic and blah blah blah blah.....

And so that's the end of my story for the day....

The rest of it just use your imagination and think of ways i will spend the rest of the day...

2009-08-23T19:52:00.002+08:00

After what had happened yesterday night, i learnt how true one quote can be,

"Don't trouble trouble, unless trouble troubles you."

Want to know why?

Ask me...

Can't type it out here...

Haha...

Attachment was fun! You get to cruise in the patrol car and witness the "True Singapore" that it is.

And People can be gruesome at times.

This post doesn't sense at all to you right?

Haha...

2009-08-10T00:53:00.002+08:00

And this is why i love metal. You appreciate the music more than the vocal or language it is in. The vocals are just a bonus though it's in japanese.

I should save up money and start travelling the world.
Why you could think that this guys is overly ambitious.
Well.. the skies the limit ain't it?

2009-08-10T00:16:00.003+08:00

Blog last updated on 21st june 2009 and today is 9th August 2009!

(By the way, Happy National Day!
She's all grown up and the number 44 seems to be a young age for a country.
*sniff*)

Wow... Look at how time flies. One moment i'm 18 and the next i'm 19.
One moment i'm in basic training and the next moment i'm in **** course. (to protect my identity)
One moment my hair is short and the next moment i have to cut it again.
One moment my nails are short and the next moment i have to trim it.
One moment........... I could go on forever with this but i choose to stop here.

Well, i'm simply to busy that i have no time to update this blog. So, after 4 months had passed, i decide that this blog shall be stagnant till i finish my training in camp. Agree? I know you do. Reason simply cause' i spend 5 days in camp and two measly days at home and when you get home you just have no time to blog as you got to catch up with the world. I don't want to be a clueless guy living in this fast paced world. No i do not. In fact, i feel so left behind and a little bit lag with the world news. Mah vocabulary getting worse or rather i will take some time to remember them as the weeks pass by. I blame Ns for this for restricting us from the world. I'm like a frog living in covered well and the well is only open for public for two days ie. weekends.
Ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble.....
Hmpf!

It's time for jokes!

A blonde calls Singapore Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from Singapore to Australia?" The agent replies, "Just a minute...". "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

Pictures!

Vrooooooommmmmmmmm~

I like~

2009-07-22T23:59:00.002+08:00

Happy 19th Birthday to me~!
haha!

I'm in a state of euphoria right now that i am literally floating amongst the cloud.
PASSING OUT CEREMONY WILL BE HELD TOMORROW AND IT WILL BE 4,3,2,1 - POC- OH!
No more Mangkok~
Slightly longer hair now...
WOOHOO~

2009-06-21T00:23:00.001+08:00

SNSD new mini album will be out soon~
Embrace yourself for a new storm!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
This is so gay...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA~

2009-06-21T00:12:00.003+08:00

whoa~ it's been one month since i touched this blog and look how fast time flies.
It's like "whoaaaa... really? it's been that long? It feels like yesterday when i last updated it."
And guess what will happen now again?
Yes you're right. Elias loses his flare to write again whenever he starts to blog.
I blame NS for this kind of lifestyle.
They should allow us to bring computer device in camp and not let us rot in there.
Yes they should.

I've come to a realization that my post shortens each time i write.
I wonder why?
Anyone? Tell me why?

Anyway, Who's up for TRANSFORMERS 2: Revenge of the Fallen next week?
It will be my the first movie i watched since march 2009...
Don't laugh at me!
It's not my fault that i'm enlisted into NS and lead a regimental life.
I still blame NS for this...

So.........................................................................................................
4 weeks to POP!
??? till POC!
1 year 7 months and 2 weeks till ORD!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

2009-05-22T23:59:00.003+08:00

I will always remember you as the Fat Silent Smiley Lazy Funny Guy who makes everyone's day complete. Even though you only started to speak out (literally speaking to his close friends) during our J2 year, you have already carved your memories within us, your friends.
I will always recall the times we (You, me, Gabriel, Reza, XuanRong, Fanzhi) staying back after school studying and spouting nonsense everyday till school closes.
It was one hell of a ride we had in our JC2 life.
You know what, i'm just going to cut this short....
We will always miss you Big Guy especially your never-ending smile.
Farewell my buddy.

This is probably the most memorable picture of you i've ever taken.

You will always be within our hearts.

2009-05-08T22:41:00.002+08:00

Wah! It's been one month since i last touched this blog. Time sure passed quickly when you are in camp. One moment you are enlisted into NS, the next moment it's been a month.

135th Intake - HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY!

4, 3, 2, 1 - One Month, One Month!

Just 2 and a half more month to go and i will be up for another 1 to 3 months vocation course! How exciting!
*depress*

I decided to write about this week events cause' it's worthwhile to take note of.

1) I fell down in front of the toilet. BAM! Super abrasion on my right hand. How i fell down? Let's just say there's not enough friction between my slippers and the wet floor. How unlucky...

2) This by far has to be the unluckiest event in my NS life for sure. Confirm 100% percent with satisfaction guarantee. Some bastard from dont know where came into our second floor toilet and SHITTED on the floor. This same bastard just run away without cleaning up his shit and blissfully run away. I tell you, the smell is fucked up, damn horrendous. The smell will even reach your throat and you will instantly vomit out. And the worse thing is that the shit is semi-liquid... Everyone who came in, came out shouting "CHEEBYE" and "PUKIMAK!" After complaining for quite some time, two heroes stood out. One is a Malay guy who wash the shit away and the other is Wai Qing who picked up the shit and throw it away. Everyone tried to stop him from doing it but he persisted. Everyone looked at him as he approaches the toilet just like a Galliant Knight.

3) I was stung by a GIGANTUAN BEE! The bee stung me but luckily i pulled the stinger off before anything happen.

2009-04-06T03:18:00.001+08:00

Haha... One week without comp is trecherous... Tomorrow im booking in and there will be no comp for two weeks.!!

Wahahahahahahaha~

2009-03-25T00:57:00.001+08:00

Whole day wasted at Hizam's house with Amos.....

Haha~

Urutura SOUL!

2009-03-20T12:52:00.001+08:00

Haha... im so lazy right now...........

2009-03-14T22:50:00.003+08:00

I woke up very early today just to go to NTU open house even though i had barely 3 hrs of sleep.. So mrt to Boon Lay was a total pain cause' all the sits are filled up and i had to stand all the way there. Haha... Actually is not a pain at all cause' it's not painful at all.. hahahahahaha~

Since they are offering free shuttle bus to NTU....................

hahahahaa.... suddenly got no mood to blog..... hahhahaha.....

In a nutshell,
- NTU is crazily big.
- LAN was fun.
- Man U played their most disappointing game ever....

2009-03-13T11:59:00.002+08:00

I just had to write this down...
1 minute ago, I saw a leave (it was long and it looks exactly like a crowbar) of a tree just unattached itself from the tree. As if it descend itselfs, it propels itself just like a helicopter as it descend down to earth.

NICE~

2009-03-10T23:59:00.002+08:00

Okay yesterday Me and Nurul planned to play Squash at Gabriel's ancient looking condominium (By saying saying ancient i really mean it looks really old and due to the fact that is quite horrendous, the buildings are given a new lease of life. A new coat of pain! Hurray for the building and booooo for the banglah who have to put their life on the line just to pain old buildings!!!)

As usual I was super late in meeting Nurul on time and he had to wait half an hour for me to arrive... Okay here comes the irony, upon reaching Gabriel's condominium we couldn't contact Gabriel and we had to wait 2 hours for him... Thank God for Elias and Nurul's innovative idea that we decide to call someone who is online to contact Gabriel. I called Fan Zhi and it failed terribly cause' he was outside... Lucky for us Kai Zheng could contact Gabriel even though he was at work.

Kai Zheng you're the man! Did I say Kai Zheng was a very resourceful man? Girls out there you're missing out on a great guy! GRAB HIM!!! Haha....

I'm so addicted to Wonder Girls and Girls Generation's songs.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~

2009-03-06T23:59:00.001+08:00

Friday, 6th March 2009

A level results was released today...

A day of jubilation and melancholy.........

That sums up the day.......................................

2009-02-13T23:59:00.002+08:00

Melville Park Condominuim is damn SMEXY!
As smexy as one can be.. So smexy that i want to live in there...
And the best part is that there is a convenient store and a street soccer court!
Soccer brings knowledge of the world!
HAHAHAHAHA~

Anyway, Happy Friday the 13th!

2009-02-09T21:37:00.002+08:00

And so it seems that all hope is lost and humanity will be destroyed....................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always wanted to write that down and narrate it...

*ahem ahem*(Clear up my throat)
*Begins Narrating with a low voice*
"And so it seems that all hope is lost and humanity will be destroyed...................."

Haha... it sounds better now....

2009-02-03T23:59:00.003+08:00

Went out with Reza and Nurul today just to chill around and hang out since we haven't do that in ages... Haha... Actually the real reason is that Nurul wanted to buy a Cap and a book that could only be found in the city area and he will never go there alone. So out of free will, me and Reza willingly helped him to overcome his phobia of being alone and utilized Nurul's potential to the maximum.

Haha...

What i just wrote was pure nonsense.

Why did i do that?

Cause'...................... I'm Elias again!

2009-02-01T14:55:00.001+08:00

It's been a few days and i still can't recall my dream i had that day... Haha... I must be getting too old to remember stuff. I really wonder how Eunice keep blogging about her dream in her blog. It's like damn amazing lah... She remember every single details in her dream and can just type as though her dream is a reality.

HOW!?
HOW!?
HOW!?

Studies by scientists show that Males cannot multi-task whereas the female counter-part can do it brilliantly. How i know of this fact? I read the newspaper okay and don't you dare go 'whatever' on me cause' i don't friend you! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Anyway, I JUST CAN'T SLEEP AND INPUT THE DREAM INTO MY MEMORY AT THE SAME TIME!

Haha.. I'm so proving that theory correct right now... What to do right? Apparently, I'm built that way and i have to live that way of life... Why? Why? Why?

What i can remember from my dreams, usually, it involves lots of people i know. For instance, people from SRJC and ESSS can appear in my dreams at the same time and they seem to know one another. What can i say, i love to bring people together... It's my forte.
No No No No No! I dont have wet dreams anymore (if you are bored and wondering this)!

2009-01-31T23:59:00.002+08:00

Went to Hizam house today with Amos to chill there...
Usually there's 5 of us and some random people.... Now there's only 3 people left which is good cause we get to play more often!

2009-01-28T20:13:00.002+08:00

Today i did 2 good deeds.
First, i picked up a coin which an old lady drop and, secondly, i helped a lady with a pram to hold the door. I I feel so proud of myself.

Actually i wanted to blog about my dream but i totally forgotten abt it...
Damn...

2009-01-21T22:59:00.002+08:00

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
(Imagine me laughing like that... I'm sure you call fantasize abt for hours... hahaha... LAME!)

Finally i step out from my house today and went out to chill with friends... To be exact secondary school friends.. One of them is REZA and the other is Hidayah and LIyana could not make it cause she is busy with her work... WHAT A LOUSY FRIEND SHE IS.... HAHAHA!!!!

We went to Airport cause REza just finished his work and we have no other plans.. so...... AIRPORT IT IS....

(AT this moment Elias had to go to the toilet.....)

(OKay I'm back!)

Hidayah is still as KENTAL and BACIN as ever cause' she talks too much and she is still as irritating as ever... No doubt she's the same Hidayah i know from secondary 1.
We did some catching up and we practically wondered the whole of the airport.......
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH..... Suddenly Hidayah told Reza she had a chinese boyfriend and Reza was shocked.... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

And that is all i could remember... Before anythign else could happened, we were on our way home...

Simple yet enjoyable...

2009-01-18T00:05:00.002+08:00

OMG!!!!!!!!
IM SO BORED At HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No job no money no nothing.................
This is what will happen to you when most of your friends are in poly and some are still in JC...
Furthermore, many people are enlisting for NS...
How i wish i could enlist into NS earlier... Crazy? I know....
What would one voluntarily sacrifice his civilian life due to a moments folly...
Haha... That... I do not know...

People who are currently schooling right now doesnt know how blessed they are to be in school...
You get to mingle with your friends everyday without failure and not worry about life at all(except when exams is around the corner or you didn't do your homework)......
When you're out of school, you dont get to meet your friends that often....
That's why many people yearn to return to school....
Am i right?
If im wrong you can slap me.... (psst... I'm joking so please dont come slapping me out of a sudden) (i mean it... dont slap me...)
haha...

haha... People talk to me!
Im bored...
haha....

2009-01-10T01:19:00.002+08:00

It's been 10 days since i last updated my blog even though it feels like yesterday when i did it...
I'm getting old...
OR
_________________________________________________________________
(Fill in the blanks with your very own imagination. I'm sure you can amuse yourself with this simple task)

Okay here are the probable reasons to why this is occuring:

- Elias is plain lazy.
- He has no idea what to blog about.
- His english sucks so he fears the anguish people might strike him after reading his blog
- He is busy. No time for recreational activities.
- He sucks big time. Why? No reason.
- He has some finger fractures, thus preventing him to blog as it requires typing.
- He is shy to share information
- He is engrossed in reading a storybook and the computer no longer entertains him.
- He _____________________________ (Fill in the blank. This will most probably helps you to find an answer)

Okay i'm tired....
Goodnight people!

2009-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

"Mat Reps" posing beside "Warcraft" Car!
HAHAHA!

2008-12-31T23:59:00.002+08:00

What was suppose to be an class outing today turn out to be a weird one.
Haha.. We were suppose to go Changi Exhibition Centre to see the Roadshow and spend our time there till Countdown but there was a change of plan cause' some kept complaining that they are bored as they are wasting their time there and they could do better things at home. Hence, this results in many leaving the venue before anything could really happen.
At least I get to see a real life Lamborghini for the 1st time in my life... So it's not a wasted trip at all.
Oh ya, Hasbi willingly and audaciously stayed behind to wait for a certain someone so that they could Countdown to a new year together. Naughty ah Hasbi....

Haha... We have to thank Jasmine, Eunice and Hwee Yee for getting cheap tickets for us or else we had to pay a BOMB for the entrance fees.
Thank you!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

May 2009 be a ______ year for you all!

(fill in the blanks to suit your preference)

2008-12-20T23:05:00.001+08:00

My sister just bought the Twilight series and i pick it up to read.
2 Pages later, i lost interest in it and went on to watch tv...
This goes to show that newspaper interest me more than books...
Boohoo....

2008-12-16T23:59:00.001+08:00

Hasbi was the first to be ousted...
Now RUI PENG!?

Outing with 2S04 to Tanjong Beach, Sentosa was a good one cause' the beach practically belong to us!
Beach Soccer,
Swimming in the bacteria-filled sea,
Chillin' by the beach....
Simply NICE~

The highlight of the day:
Fan Zhi tried to push Kai Zheng into the sea and guess what happened?
Quick quick guess!
I ambushed Fan Zhi from the back and pushed him from the back and he fell on Kai Zheng!
Both of them ended up in water...
You all should have been there to see how it happened and how both of them reacted especially Fan Zhi.

If you still can't imagine how it happen, try imagine the following:
-Fan Zhi lost balance from the push and he fall flat on Kai Zheng who is facing Fan Zhi in front.
-In the "Hugging" position, both of them fell into the water.

For dinner, Secret Recipe was on the menu.

Pictures are available on Ting Zhe's Facebook Profile.

2008-12-15T23:06:00.002+08:00

I have two additional living beings in my house now.
So what's their name?
I do not know they refuse to tell me their names...

2008-12-04T21:35:00.002+08:00

It's thursday and we chilled throughout the day...
Nurul, Kai Zheng, Xuan Rong, Reza, Ting Zhe and me....
LOL.... i don't know what to write...
We literally chilled at Kai Zheng's house cause the Air-Con was set at a super low temperature...

I'm starting to have a habit of typing LOL for no particular reason.
Hmph...

By the way, Skipping 1500 times could make you happy in no time.
Endorphins my friend.... It's endorphins...

2008-12-02T23:59:00.000+08:00

Hasbi is going away and it is our duty to hold a final farewell dinner as a class so that he have something to remisnisce about in the future.
Breeks!!!!
Simple food that cost a handful~
After having our dinner, the class accompanied Hasbi to buy underwears.... HAIYO!!! He shop like one girl sia... Underwear also cannot decide by himself.. What's mroe shameful is that the girls in our class helped him to pick an underwear! It's a lesson to the girls on hwo to buy underwear for your future spouse. HAHA!
After going through that ordeal (shopping with Hasbi), Rui Peng brought us to some ulu place cause' he recommended eating the ice cream there. DEMPSEY HILL! How to get there? Take the EW Mrt line and alight at Commonwealth then you board 105 bus and get down on the fifth stop. We waited 24 minutes for bus 105... GrrRRRrrRRRrrr.... After that, walk 10 minutes inside the Ulu palce and guess where you will reach? BEN AND JERRY's!!! We felt so conned travelling so far just to eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream there cause if i recalled correctly, there is one outlet at VivoCity and we were there.
Nevermind, it's good place to hang out next time... Must remember the route!
*Recalling*

2008-11-30T12:14:00.002+08:00

Maury Show - 15 year old had Sex over 300 times!

This is one havoc girl you have got to see man. She had sex at malls, toilets, playgrounds, parks and even at school! What is worse is that she was caught having sex by her own mom at her mother's very own bedroom not once but thrice! What has happened to the moral fabric of our society today? Is school not doing enough education or the parents lack the responsibility of taking care of their child?
I do not know...

2008-11-27T23:32:00.002+08:00

First was Badminton.
Then to Hougang Plaza.
Finally, five of us went to Kai Zheng's house.

Simple day.
(When i say it's simple it means that is sophisticated)

2008-11-26T10:33:00.002+08:00

PROM!
PROM!
PROM!

The last ever SRJC gathering for the year 2008.
I would say that the Prom was alright and more people should have attended it to further lighten up the SRJC-ian ambience. Prom was a night of glamour for most people cause' they could doll themselves up to look their utmost. Every single SRJC-ian was drop dead gorgeous and some really stood out from the crowd. Seriously, they do and, the best part was, you never ever notice them in school. Well, like many people say, it's never too late to make friends. How ironic that people make friends on their so-called last day together. Well, it was anevent one should not miss.

Throughout the whole prom, photographers kept coming to our table and took pictures of us and ignored the table behind us. Haha!
As a result, we received 5 or 6 personalized pictures.

Thomas was the Prom King and Victoria was the Prom Queen. Awww, how matching.
Before anythign started, we (including Thomas) were making fun of Sadhin that he would win prom king but end up Thomas topping it.

Soon after, everyone was taking photographs and i should have took more pictures with more people even though i took quite a handful!

Then, post prom party at The Arena...
Haha...

After all that, we lepak for awhile before going home..

2008-11-25T23:59:00.003+08:00

Let me share with you all a story i made back when i was in secondary 1...

Please feel free to comment.

2008-11-23T21:59:00.000+08:00

i should start making life better...

2S04 Class Chalet, 21st November 2008

2008-11-21T20:22:00.002+08:00

19th November 2008

Chalet is here!
Hasbi, Gabriel, Nurul and I met up at White Sands and they all came early as they were excited for the class Chalet. So, I ended up being late but not too late. Soon, we found ourselves to be shopping at Fairprice for drinks and food. Yeah, we really do go shopping for groceries and we are good at it! HAHA!
We walked all the way to the chalet from downtown and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
we reached the chalet.
The moment we settle down, we set up our game console and started playing. Time passes real fast wehn we play and before we know it Kaizheng came with his Nintendo Wii and we played Wii immediately without any time to spare.
Desperate? Maybe.
Barbeque began shortly after that and The rest who aren't involve and playing Wii like a MAD person. Seriously, they seem to be possessed by some game freak who had an unfufilling death.
Rui Peng was one of death, he had so many expression and of course vulgarities while Kai Zheng was a lazy guy (he get tired easily from playing Wii).
At 9pm, the boys went out to the beach and slack there and some of us did things we never did before. Let's just call it for experience's sake.
This gaming session continued until the next morning for most of us. Some played Mahjong, cards and even watch movies on the laptop.

So, most of us was deprived from our sleep and sleep at most 4 hours with most of us sleeping for only an hour.

20th November 2008

I woke up from my 1 and half our sleep and saw Nurul and Gabriel still playing the PS2.
Then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ......... We are at Downtown East eating our lunch and forth towards Escape Theme Park.
Escape Theme Park had a few ride close down and both inverter and Rainbow was down! SO we only have to do with what's left. The highlight of the day was the Viking Ride. HAsbi was practically in fear when the Viking was near perpendicular to the ground and the weightlessness effect was great. Hasbi expression was damn classic that i was practically laughing throughout the ride. I kept telling Jasmine to look at Hasbi even though she herself was terrified. In the end, she laughed at Hasbi too. Hasbi was so scared of the ride that he don't dare to take it the second time round. Chung Kai came to meet us for a while and only rode the viking and eventually left off.

After Escape, we went to wander at Downtown for awhile and when we went back the chalet was quiet. Me and Kai Zheng took this opportunity to play FIFA and challenge each other! I won all 3 games against him!
Dinner was Steamboat and credits goes to Rui Peng. During dinner, Miss Low and Miss Tan Ee Yong came to visit us. We played some stupid card game and had random conversation. Imagine having nonsense conversation with someone who used to be your Teacher. Well, it was fun having conversation with them.
When they left, my body pulled me down to sleep but only to have a disappointing 1 hour nap. ARghhhhhh................ Kai Zheng who already dozed off without me woke up earlier than me. I was talking to Kai Zheng and 1 minute later he started snoring. Bloody fat tub.
Feeling depressed, i asked Nurul, Kai Zheng and Gabriel to take a walk around Pasir Ris Park cause' it was damn noisy in the chalet.
And so we did...
WHile walking back we all go crazy and start to hallucinate while looking out at the sea.
I keep seeing pokemon all over me and Kai Zheng saw a Lapras! Gabriel keep lookign at the ships and started talk pure crap. Nurul was just beatdown. He just lie down on the benches.
At one point of time, Gabriel suddenly talk about coconut trees and i was confused. Later when i was gazing around i saw a sign saying "Beware of coconut trees". Haha...
We walked back and bumped into Wenkai, Xuanrong and Ting Zhe.
We wandered around downtown east and even explored the whole of E-hub at night!
Haha... All of the walking made me hungry and we all ate Macs at 1 AM in the Morning...

When we reached to the chalet, the least expected thing happened...... Let's just say it involves liqour and Naruto. Don't ask how it is linked.

Woke up the whole night and evetually played cards at 6+ until i dozed off till the checkout time.

Pictures is here: http://s499.photobucket.com/albums/rr354/stormragetz/2S04%20Chalet%202008/

2008-11-17T00:46:00.003+08:00

This guy is a fat tub but his vocals rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've learn something here, don't judge a book by its cover.
Though someone may appear to be physically imperfect, who knows there might be more to that very same person.

Looks like Mdm Saadiah's words of wisdom has taken a toll on me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I sit alone and i wonder why
I ever let you go
Now i know it's just my foolish pride
Can't let my feeling show
Since you've gone, you know the sun don't shine
Baby don't leave me lonely
You know you're all the world to me
I need you so

Looking back on hows it used to be
I never thought it could change
But now it seems to be a mystery
That i can't explain

I was there by your side
Don't you care i'm left all alone
Now you're gone i'm in misery
I want you to know

Can't believe i carry on
Lived a lie, all hope is gone
How was i supposed to know
You're not coming back

I never knew there was such lonely nights
You know i never knew pain
But like a knife that cuts me to the bone
Still my love stays the same

Lie awake, all i see is you
You have left an empty space
Just a shadow just where you used to be
I still see your face

Can't believe i carry on
Lived a lie, all hope is gone
How was i supposed to know
You're not coming back

My heart turns to stone
I don't think i can go on alone

How long can i carry on
Facing the night on my own
Can't you see what you've done to me
Trapped in a life on my own

Can't believe i carry on
Lived a lie, all hope is gone
How was i supposed to know
You're not coming back - no

Can't believe i carry on
Lived a lie, all hope is gone
How was i supposed to know
You're not coming back - no

Can't believe i carry on
No...
How was i supposed to know

I suddenly recalled Gabriel's joke.

If Singapore have Maggi Mee,

then Indonesia have Indo Mee.

What does Malaysia have?

SODOMEE! (Sodomy)

Get it?

2008-11-15T12:02:00.003+08:00

Guess what?
While i was searching for something in my drawer, i came across my PW script!
Can't believe that a year passes by just like that.

Take note of my famous opening: Thank you Ting Zhe for that awe-inspiring presentation.

The speaker was boring me to death. What can i do?

2008-11-15T11:13:00.003+08:00

Hello everybody!
Let's talk about the GCE 'A' Level Examinations...
&^&^%$$^&()*(*&^&%$%(*)()_)^&$%#@#$#$@#$@%$#%$#&^%(&*
On second thought, let's not talk about it anymore.

*Depressed*

Okay my mind is drifting away to somewhere else right now.................

2008-11-07T20:10:00.001+08:00

Take me with you Mr. Lordi!

2008-11-02T13:25:00.003+08:00

Let's count the number days till the last paper of the A level.

1, 2 , 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ..........., 15 and 16!

16 more days till A level ends!
But i reckon we will be rejoicing on the 13th cause' two MCQ papers is all that's left.

These two weeks will be the longest 2 weeks i'll be ever face in 18 years of life!

2008-10-27T13:52:00.002+08:00

HAPPY DEEPAVALI TO EVERYONE OUT THERE!

Especially to Jasmine, Eunice, Wanlin, Hwee Yee, Xuanrong, Kai Zheng, May Kee, Fadilla, Chung Kai, Joseph, Ting Zhe, Teck Guan, Wen Kai, Fan Zhi, Rui Peng, Gabriel, Jin Wei, Nurul, Reza, Bing Sheng, Joan, Nurul, Reza and Elias

SRJC GRADUATION DAY, CLASS OF 2008

2008-10-17T23:59:00.008+08:00

It's the end of the journey for SRJC Class of 2008!
Well, first thing first, it's fun knowing you people from SRJC especially the 07'1s05 and 08'2s04 peeps cause' you're the best! And knowing that today we'll be graduating, it's just heart-wrenching since we spent too little time together when it just gets better for the class.
Okay we shall save this melo and mushy post after the 'A's cause that will truely be the end of school life for us!

*Note to myself, Mushy post on 18th November 2008"

Graduation Day:

We were supposed to be seated at 8.30am but it started real late at 9am, damn the guest of honour! haha...
Okay, the day started with Prize Presentations and we must say that we are proud of Ting Zhe and Nurul for clinching the the top in H1 Geography and H1 General paper respectively. You make us proud! However, please don't be too complacent cause' im catching up with you guys.
Feel my fury soon.... i hope.
The teachers prepared motivational speeches and i should say that it's rather entertaining that the supposed intent.
During the musical interlude, the choir were on stage and it was splendid in my opinion it just sounded nice but the performance was quite spooky. There was this one girl who kept smiling when she was singing.

Soon after the presentation, Mr. Nordin Poh Lee Toon, our dearest teacher, gave us PENS again. He customize each pens with our names and inscripted personalized messages. Mine was "RELAK LAH BRUDDER".
Anyway,Miss Phus baked for us brownies! Awww... How nice of her!
Thank you teachers!

Then, a short phototaking session began... Haha... What do you expect? It's the last day of school and it's only right that we take pictures of our last moments in school. Soon, our stomach get the better of us and we headed to the canteen only to feel dampened that the other classes had finish off our share of the food! Grrr...... We were all desperate and decided to commit a misdchief of our own - STEAL FOOD from the other receptions! (And so we did....)

CG venue was the next destination and it's probably our last climb there. Mr. Anuar questtioned in of our amibitions after JC life and we had all sorts of answers. Jasmine aspire to be a Clubber while Reza is a Smoker! And we found out that Fan Zhi father owned a Aeronautical Business... WHoa.... Soon, we started taking photos again but this time it's in our Civics Classroom. Ahhh, the memories we had in there...

Oh ya, Miss Sally Tan Ee Yong gaves us Test Tubes with personalized quotes inside.
It's so nice of her. Our second best teacher in SRJC indeed. Haha...

After school, the class camwhored in front of the SAC and we sure unlocked our hidden potential in camwhoring!
Hahaha...

After school, spent our time at Compassvale eating at Pizza and wandered around in Gift shops.

Here are the pictures:

2s04!

Miss Phua is a bunny!?

Not so cool class...

Jin Wei still tries hard to pump his biceps.

Now we are cool.

Behold! The Elias Ideology Will Work Out This Time.

Brothers-In-Arm

A for physics!

That's Miss Sally Tan Ee Yong!

Hasbi felt our Wrath!

Brothers-In- Arm II

Muscle Man Elias!

We are that close to one another~

Let's Party HongKong Style!

Kaizheng stones.

Kai Zheng trying hard to fly.

Flowers!

The cool dudes in the class.

Jasmine forced Kai Zheng into taking pocture with her.

The feeling is there. I knew it.

I don't know what to comment here.

Side by Side.

ARGHHH!!! SRJC CULT IS HERE!

Elias showing Eunice some magic tricks

We are one!

Rui Peng Trademark Pose!

Twist Twist!

I wonder....

Gabriel has boobs!?

2008-10-15T10:13:00.001+08:00

I feel so insecure right now.

Just the way i like it.

2008-10-09T18:45:00.001+08:00

The Square Root of 3

I’m sure that I will always be

A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,

Why must my three keep out of sight

Beneath the vicious square root sign,

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,

with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321

Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,

Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,

Together now we multiply

To form a number we prefer,

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds

With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued

Your love for me has been renewed

2008-10-09T18:38:00.003+08:00

WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?
Why can't school life be what it used to be....
Why.........................

Actually people, i wanted to write about lots and lots and lots of stuff but regretfully i have forgotten them. CHEMISTRY, PHYSICS, MATHS, ECONS displaced lots of my memory in the short term memory bank.
I'm grieving right now...
WHY?
Cause' i feel like typing it.

2008-09-29T19:39:00.002+08:00

I'm happy with studying everyday till 'A' level's done.

Oh really?

*GULPS*

Anyway, that's that for today.

2008-09-28T19:22:00.002+08:00

It's the first time i see someone "tripping" and he even tried talking to me.

Person-who-is-high : Mmememfhemememme
ME: I'm playing with ice right now.

LOL! He literally spoke that and i don't understand a single word he uttered. It's like he's speaking some native language i can't comprehend. The best part was he can't even balance himself and he's weak at every single part of his body.

Funny Funny.
This is what man can do to jeopardise themselves.

2008-09-23T20:56:00.003+08:00

Lately i've been receiving ads through the e-mail and most of the time i will just sent it to the thrash. One fine day, i was merrily opening my mail and i saw this particular mail which intimidates me bad. I went into a trance immediately and start cursing vulgarities in every direction!
"*(^*(&*(&%564548&)*%^$%#543567*&(&%64^%!" Elias screamed his heart out!
Why am i feelign pissed?

Here's why:

Come to think about it, it's kind of funny. Oh wait... I'm supposed to express my frustration.
Eh i'm only 18 years old and what use of these pills do i need?
I assure you that i'm as strong as lion.

2008-09-17T18:59:00.002+08:00

BUSY BUSY BUSY!!!!

NO TIME TO LOSE!!!
WHAT!?
I'M WASTING TIME NOW?

i DON'T AGREE WITH YOU!

I'M RESTING RIGHT NOW.....
GOT TO KEEP MY BRAIN ACTIVE AND FRESH!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm soOooOOoooo into scandinavian death metal right now!
LORDI!!
Wahahahaha... I like to listen to what many people call "NOISE"!

2008-09-12T21:25:00.002+08:00

I find consultations very useful. Maybe, just maybe i realized how important 'A' levels is.

As always, Friday is the day where there is only a lesson.
Hmph.... Shall not grumble cause' STUDIES come first now...
This is just wierd.

Anyway, while i was one my way back home in bus 72, there's this person who keep doing what i do. Okay i exaggerated, he did mimic all of my actions but he followed this one action i did.
Everytime i look outside the glass window panel, he does the same thing! Initially, i thought it was a coincident that he do that but i was HELL wrong. How i know you say? Let's just say i conducted my very own experiment. This time i deliberately look outside and he did just that!
Time and again, the very same thing happen. This goes to show that I'm a fashion statement! Woohoo! (A little bit of aspiration doesn't hurt anyone right?) Actually, i find this event amusing cause' the probability of this happening again is next to nothing. So why don't we grab this opportunity to do something that's satisfy ourself? Agree? Oh yes you do, what a good reader you are. You are very understanding. A pat for you on the shoulders.

Other than that, bus 72 intimidates me because it caused me to be late thrice this week.

2008-09-09T23:13:00.002+08:00

Go search for the song Mr. Big - To be With You and listen to it
Be prepared to be astounded by the vocals.
Too bad that there's only a handful of artistes with such vocal prowess now.
This brings recent popular artistes to shame.

2008-09-07T16:50:00.002+08:00

School's starts tomorrow!
Aren't you glad that you finally get to meet up with your classmates and tell them all of your fabulous adventures that happened during that ONE week holiday?
Life would finally sip slowly into your body cause' School is OUR Home and we yearn to return back and have some good ol' times with the family.
Remember the times everyone gathers at the hall just to listen to our father giving motivational pep-talks to propel us academically forward?
It was magnificent. Truely a sight to behold.
Every moment was enlightening, it was the best ever and nothing is comparable to that feeling.
Don't you just miss the laughters of the teachers, the sound of the markers against the whiteboard and even words spoken by the councillors?
If only we could savour every single moment in the school and live the Serangoon dream.

For me.........
I love school cause' i have to drag my heavy feet everyday to the toilet just to prepare myself for school.
When i'm in school i will just get all depressed about my life and cursing everyone who cross path with me.

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Okay, the thought of going to school tomorrow is depressing.

2008-09-03T22:01:00.002+08:00

Where has all the emo blogs gone to!?
It's as though they all had went picnic without inviting me.
This is grievous problem and it's gonig to change the balance of my world.
I want to read emo hippo blog cause' it value adds pleasure to me. Okay no, i'm lying. It gives me the flare to read blogs cause' it's entertaining. This shows how vulnerable the human feelings are.
Think about it, when bloggers write about their griefs it makes other informed about their predicament or dilemma. In turn, the readers could help them (a caring friend) or they could use this vital data to go against the blogger (a foe or enemy. In short, the word would be "Bitch").
For me, whatever i read stays within me and eventually fades away from me cause i won't be bothered to register it in my long-term memory.
It's just a momentary entertainment whenever i'm bored.

bah.... i don't know what to type anymore...

2008-09-01T22:52:00.003+08:00

Woohoo~
It's September!

Just two more months to 'A' Levels. Sorry for all Jc2s who have to read this.
Denial will stiffle you and failure awaits each procrastinators.
So let us all embrace the 'A' Levels with open arms and propel towards that common goal of ours.
Remember... The sky is the limit.

Haha... I can finally feel some spirit flowing through my veins.
These past few days was a bad one cause of the ever-so-common-illness which assaulted my fairly strong immune system. I felt like an 18-year old mummy. It is as though i have no life. The boy who was brimming with ecstasy had to face a monochromatic world. It was awful.
Ahhhh... heck this... Who cares about this....

Ohh, I stumbled upon this picture on 'I Will Run' day though it's a little bit too late. Hasbi looked like he had run 10 miles when actually it's 10 metres.

2008-08-29T15:40:00.001+08:00

FEVER!
Mr Nordin bought a super big cake for the class and i missed it.
Grrr......

2008-08-28T15:38:00.002+08:00

Chemistry P1 lasted for an hour only. Imagine coming school just to take an hour test...
Suck right?

Watched Meet Dave with the class and roamed around town to buy Teacher's Day present.

2008-08-26T18:48:00.002+08:00

HAHA! COMPUTER DROUGHT IS FINALLY OVER!
I can start staring my computer screen again.
*STARING*
*STILL STARING*
Psycho.

Wahahaha~ Prelims power sia.
Screwed it.
When i say i screw it it means that i predicted that i'll be doing badly and attain unsightly results.
But this is only a prediction, so far all my prediction went wrong...
Okay, i'll be failing some H2.
Some sounds little but when you only have 3 H2's subject.
Yup, some H2 Subject.

Played Soccer with the class today.
Woohoo~ No more misses anymore.

I can't remember what happened for the past 2 weeks.
All i remember, I studied intensely for my exams.
Yes, Elias is serious about his studies.

080808 Thanksgiving Concert

2008-08-08T20:08:00.003+08:00

080808 --> Cool Date huh?

Thanksgiving Concert was a Blast once again!
Almost comparable to last years one but still it meets everyone's expectations.
As usual everyone almost lose their voice again due to uncalled shoutings everyone did to lighten up the atmosphere.

Science departments --> High School Musical Dance
Humanities --> Random Performance which i could not remember and some table drumming.
Pw department --> Skid on PW
Maths Department --> Song Singing. Everyone wore their secondary school uniform.
Random Teachers --> Mini Rock Concert
Science Department again --> Some exotic arabian dance.
Mother Tongue Departments --> This one power. They mimic mocca advertisement. Mdm vani was amazing in terms of her mimicry.
Literature Department --> Made a videoclip of One republic's Stop and Stare.
Finale --> Principle sang and we sang the College Anthem afterwards.
Super Finale --> We sang that song we always sang when we were to motivate ourselves. I can't remember the title. Inspiring indeed.

I think that was it and i might get the order and everything wrong.

All in all, the Teacher's performance was commendable and this shall be a tradition for SRJC.
I'm proud to be an SRJCian.

Oh ya, me and Hasbi's picture during the SR Olympics went into this years Memories Video!
HAHAHAHA! It's like FINALLY man! It took the school so long to put my picture in it.

Afterwhich, we went to eat with the people.

2008-08-07T23:59:00.002+08:00

WOW~!
First time i learnt something for a GP consultation today!
Woohoo!

Study

Then suddenly, Fadilah went hungry and begin to order for Macdonald's.
She act as thought she was a waitress with a notebook and a pen taking orders.
But all her efforts were futile cause' macdonald don't do deliveries when it is raining....
Sad....

Fortunately, the rain subside and we went to KFC instead.

Eat eat eat...
Yummy Yummy yummy...
Delicious delicious delicious....
As usual, we crapped and talk about NS all the way.

We talked and talked and talked and didn't realized that it was raining heavily.
I called Kai Zheng to bring us some umbrellas and wait for us at the school gate.
In the bus ride back to school, Rui Peng suggested to alight to the side bus stop cause there's building to shelter us.
We reached the front bus-stop and THEN, just as the bus went off from the bus-stop..... WE SAW KAI ZHENG WALKING TOWARDS THAT BUSSTOP!
We were like oh shit.......
I tried calling him but there was no answer.....

In a state of dilemma, we asked for carton boxes from the chinese mama shop and braved through the rain using the boxes as our "umbrella"!

We looked damn retarded but that was the last resort.

Reached school and went to save Kai Zheng... haha...

Physics Time Trial.
Everybody went crazy and high.
May Kee Crazy form is out of this world man!
She went bonkers and was in the point of no return.
Soon, one by one transform and eventually stop doing the time trial with the exception of Nurul who kept his cool.
HIGH HIGH HIGH!
How i wished school was this fun every night....
Haha...
Soon the situation had to end and we went home..

Oh boy, i can't wait for ThanksGiving 2 concert!
It will be a blast!

2008-08-06T23:59:00.002+08:00

The library air-conditioner broke down and it was so bloody warm inside the library.
So the girls and Rui Peng went to Kovan Macs to study.
I didn't follow them cause', firstly, i will spend money on food there and, secondly, i can never ever study at macs.

So i was in the SAC alone until Kai Zheng showed up.
I straight away went to sleep while Kai Zheng dazed around.
When i woke up, Gabriel came back to school to study.
I was like HAIYA now must do work.....
Study study study.....
We went to cheers for food and lost our momentum to study...
Did stupid things thereafter....

Kai Zheng's 'Cannot Study Syndrome' strikes him for 3 straight days...

2008-08-05T11:00:00.003+08:00

PE!
The last and final NAPFA was held today and many people improved tremendously!
Must congratulate Ting Zhe and Wenkai for obtaining Silver!
See! Now you are now on par with Gabriel!

Played field soccer today...
All i can say is it was hot and bad day to play soccer...
Haha....

After PE, we went to SAC to study for Inorganic Chemistry test for the next day.
End up doing stupid things again with Gabriel, Fan Zhi, Kai Zheng and Xuanrong.

Went home with Hui Ying after that.
HAIYO!
Going home with her is DISASTROUS!
I insist on sitting alone in the bus and there's many free seats around.
She die die want to sit beside me cause' she scared no one will wake her up if she fallen asleep!
Haha....

Well anyway, here are the pictures taken after Will Run. Observe the following pictures carefully

Zealous even at the brink of knocking out.

Look at Fan Zhi and Rui Peng!

Rui Peng looked damn happy.

2008-08-04T21:55:00.000+08:00

After school, Me, Kai Zheng, Hasbi and Rui Peng decided to buy Soya Bean outside school.
Then, Hasbi tries to say soya bean in chinese and confused Rui Peng.
Hasbi spoke the wrong words and Rui Peng thought we were eating beancurd.

Somehow, we ended up at the playground playing like some bunch of monkeys.

2008-08-02T21:44:00.002+08:00

Will you? I Will!
Or rather I did it.

Today was I WILL RUN day. The objective was to complete 10km in 1 Hour 30 minutes.
And so the race began at 7.30am for the girls.

The boys had to sit at the tennis court area to give morale support to the runners and so we did!
We supported the class girls and Miss Low all the way.
Oh ya, the funny part happened when i supported vulgar girl.
'Go Vulgaar Girl!' She immediately lost all og her fatigue and start to scold me!
Anyway, nice one girls for running an average of 15km each and credits to Wanlin who completed 10km even though you have some kind of mental barrier trying to stop you each time you run.

1 hour and 45 minutes later.
It was time for the boys to run.
It was sweltering hot at that time and we were suppose to run.
Before the run, the Principle did some Pep-talk which motivated us to run even more than before.
First four round was alright until the moment i vomit out the food i ate after drinking a cup for cold water.
This is exactly what had happened:

Elias runs to the water point and took a drink.
200 metres later, he felt groggy and stuff began traveling up his gullet.
Moments later, he vomit 3 times.
While that happened, the marshals just stared at me and stare him back.
Ting Zhe who ran passed me was in disbelieve and a state of momentarily shocked when he saw me vomiting. Ting Zhe said, "Elias, are you okay?" and continued running.
Elias who just vomit lost all his momentum and began to run at a unstable pace.
It was downhill for Elias

That's about it. Oh yeah, the reason i drank that much cause' it was SUPER HOT and whatever i drank changed to sweat but still it was not enough to cool the body down.
By the way, a big gratitude to those who supported me!
THANKS!
In the end, i completed 13 rounds only.
So sad....

Soon, the run came to an end and i can't believe what had happened!
S1 had the third greatest average mileage!
What the hell man?
Our class had an average of 14 to 15 km distance covered and we won't nothing!
Later, we found that they calculated the mean distance using the name list which you have to fill up after running. Most of us didn't fill it up before the closing ceremony. That's the reason why.

After which, we had took at the so-called North Pole thingy at the track and did an S4 cheer in the hall!
Finally, we see some class spirit.

Lunch at Macs with the class and we had a fun time.
Everybody was tired though.
Some of us had the funny look on our faces which can only be seen when fatigue sets in.
HAHAHA....

GO S4!

2008-08-01T22:42:00.002+08:00

Friday's are a waste of time.....
Lectures and a Gp tutorial....
Either one i don't give much attention...

Chemistry was cancel and i wasted my time in school..
Afterwhich, i went down to TP to meet the Curly Bastard and Hizam.

I WILL RUN tomorrow....
Haha... Wonder how much distance i can cover in 1 hour 30 minutes....

2008-07-31T22:39:00.002+08:00

WAHAHAHAHAH~

Captain's Ball.
Funny to the core lah.....
If only we played the way we played the last game...
Next Time We Shall Beat Up That Son Of A Gun Who Is Bloody Racist.

Soccer after that...
Haha...

2008-07-30T21:40:00.001+08:00

Sick boy in school.

Bad equation.

Initially i wanted to have a power nap yesterday afternoon but i slept 7 hours instead and woke up 1 am in the morning to do work....

1 Am in the morning:

Elias was diligently doing his GP comprehension and took initiatives to fidn out the meaning of difficult words.
Yes. Elias do study.
Happy?

School.... Hmph.....
Miss Phua and Mr Anuar didn't came to school today so we had many many free periods to do our revision.
But the card deck came into my sight.... Awwwww.....
No revision for me....
But played "Cheat" instead.
I declare that i'm a good liar. That's all.
Ting Zhe the worst liar.

After school, Hasbi was getting dirty right under the sun.
He gets so horny that he took out teh lubricant in his back and start jacking off..
"YUCKS!" I exclaimed.
What a horrifying sight to behold!

Okay i lied.... Hahaha....
Hasbi was just getting horny that's all...
Then we talk nonsense in the SAC with Kai Zheng, Xuan Rong and Joseph.
After which, i did econs and went home with Fatty and Pirakash.

2008-07-28T21:37:00.002+08:00

YEAH!
My first MC of the year!!
It took me 7 months and 28 days to get one...
LOL....
Bloody Reza! Passed some of his Vaginitis or Pussinitis to me....

Thank Gods im not him... Or else....
I will be one Giant Pussy!
LOL.... Reza you know i love you just like how you said I love you to Gabriel....

Sigh.... What a free day today...

2008-07-25T23:22:00.002+08:00

I was studying in the Sac in the morning then suddenly there were ang moh girls in the school!
Hot ones too....
haha...
Yes. I was distracted.

2008-07-24T23:21:00.001+08:00

Highlight of the day.

Jasmine was super active at night rather than in the morning.

She really do go clubbing i guess...

hahaha...

2008-07-23T23:15:00.002+08:00

LOL!

This has got to be the highlight of the day.

This teacher threw marker outside to the students outside the class to quiten down the noisy atmosphere.
He did that cause' he shouted too many times to them and still they were noisy.
At first, this indian guy picked up to return the marker.
Then, minutes later one ah beng poser came.

Ah beng: My friend said you throw the marker.
Teacher: No. I didn't throw the marker. I rolled it.
Ah beng: You could tell us mah.
Teacher: I did say a couple of time. 2 or times to be exact.
Ah beng: But you could tell us mah.
Teacher: Class did i tell the people outside to keep quiet?
Class: YES!
Ah beng: But you could tell us mah.
Then blah blah blah.
Ah Beng: Forget it. I don't want to talk to you.
Ah beng Walks off..
Teacher: Boy come back here please.

Then i could now hear their conversation.

Damn funny lah this guy trying to act hero in front of everyone.

2008-07-22T22:06:00.002+08:00

Happy Birthday Elias!

You're 18 and Legal but still restricted...
Haha~

What a day to celebrate my birthday today...

3 tests....
8km run....

Haha... A weird Birthday!

Thanks people for wishing me birthday wishes and thank god nothing miserable happened to me today....
haha....
Phew~

Class sang for me a Birthday Song in the morning...

Today played soccer with 2s08 and it was bloody disappointing lah.....
We played so long and lost sia....
Actually, we lead the game and somehow nurul made mistakes and they tied with us...
Grrrr.... The last goal they shot was damn beautiful....
Still can't believe we lost....
Why am i saying this?
We played that game after running 8km.....

Grrr.......

Now bloody tired....

2008-07-21T22:04:00.001+08:00

Today's a crazy day man!

GP LECTURE 6 till 8pm!?

Everyone when mad, it's like a bunch of chimapanzees let loose in the school...

My mind when blank...

Wei Yun was talking to me and just mumbled to her....
And it's not even english! It's some kind of alien language....

haha...

2008-07-18T22:16:00.002+08:00

I was late to school to day and i became a non-virgin for this term.
Lost my punctuality virginity.
Sad.
Furthermore, all the latecomers was scolded by Bernard Tan and had our ez-link cards confiscated.

So school started with a break today and an hour of lecture.
By 11.30am, school ended officially.

Hasbi was being retarded today.
Me and Reza were sittign on a table minding our own business and suddenly Hasbi came jsut to report to us that he was going to take a crap.
It's like what the fuck man!
You want to go shit just go! Don't make us involved in your dirty job.
It's madness!

Another unexplainable event happened not long after. Me, Nurul, Reza and Hasbi had just finished our prayers and were on our way back to school.
Suddenly,

Scenario 1
Nurul: Eh quick there's no car.

He dashed across the midpoint of the road and even climb over the safety railing and ran the other half of the road.
It was mind-boggling.

Scenario 2
We were walking towards the traffic light in front of the school and there was barely any time left for anyone to walk across the road.
Again, Nurul made a dash for it.
We were lost in words. Our jaws was practically wide open.

We had chemistry later on and went home early today.

2008-07-17T23:59:00.002+08:00

LOL!
Miss Sally Tan is so gullible!
We always trick her into believing lies that we made and it was hilarious.
Today, we managed to convince her that Gabriel was not in school today.
Gabriel was hiding behind a box left behind from the Haunted House.

At first, Gabriel was just sitting behind the box and though he was clearly visible Miss Tan didn't see him.
Then she started where Gabriel was and we told him her that he was absent. But the tirck almost failed when Nurul suddenly burst out, " Huh!? Gabriel not in school? So where did i get my chewing gum from?" He almost blew it but the funny thing was Miss Tan still believed Gabriel was not in schol and the rest of the class insisted Nurul was lying.
Poor Nurul, must be feeling so dejected back then.
Moments later, Gabriel hid beneath the desk and Kai Zheng Block him by sitting behind the desk.
I bet you people can't imagine the situation due to my poor description so i will illustrate the situation that happened.

Gabriel hides below desk.
Desk was hidden behind a humongous box which could only show the head of some sitting there.
Kai Zheng sat on the chair which was behind the table.
Got it?

It was damn funny how Miss Tan couldn't spot him.
Eventually, Gabriel popped out from the box and shocked Miss Tan.

Later in the afternoon, Me, Leslie and Gabriel were in a dilemma. We couldn't decide whether we should go Consultation or not. In the end, Me and Gabriel Pussied out and went to search for him and, at the same time, hoping we could not find him.
Well, our hopes was brimming light and we really could not find him.
Nonetheless, we tried our best searching him high and low.
Somehow, we decided to role-play and the theme was to show tantrum.
LOL!
We did stupid acts.
- I stomped my feet to the ground in front of a J1 to show my tantrum. Failed Terribly cause' i could not contain my laughter.

Soon, it was physics and it was the most productive night lesson!
Woohoo!
I did 25 questions!